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Chapter 91

Chapter 91: Fire Girl Yan Lingji, Water Girl Jing Ni, Showing Dog Food in Front of Yan Lingji

What if!

Just talking about what if.

Let’s pretend again.

If this Fire Girl and that Water Girl get together.

What kind of scene would it be?

Li Mo’s mouth twitched violently.

No, the visual impact is too strong!

If his wife finds out, she’ll probably stab him in the abdomen with a sword.

The Water Girl is too shy.

Unless.

Forget it, there’s no use in thinking so much.

The Fire Girl is still an outsider now.

Let’s wait until she becomes part of the inner circle!

“Your smile tells me you’re not thinking of good things, and you’re drooling, what are you thinking?” Yan Lingji didn’t know what she hit her head on, sticking it in front of Li Mo.

Staring at the glistening drool on the corner of his mouth with wide eyes!

The sexy and rosy little mouth opened and closed.

A burst of fragrant wind eased the heart!

Li Mo wiped his mouth with his hand, saying seriously, “I’m wondering what you want to ask by scaring me like this.”

The two’s breaths intertwined instantly.

Yan Lingji shrank back her neck, her face becoming strange.

After calming down, she murmured, “Why am I not on the beauty list? Am I not beautiful?”

Li Mo took a deep breath.

Here we go again!

Completely missing his hint, Yan Lingji insisted on getting an answer today.

“Beautiful, very beautiful.” Li Mo pursed his lips, sincere.

That was the truth.

Whether it was her alluring figure or her enchanting appearance.

Li Mo couldn’t think of anyone more beautiful than her.

And she’s also skilled in charm.

Gentle on the outside like water, passionate like fire inside.

While others use charm to describe you, I use you to describe charm.

This is Li Mo’s evaluation of Yan Lingji!

“Since I’m beautiful, why am I not on the list?” Yan Lingji squatted in front of Li Mo.

Supporting her chin with both hands, she looked at him, full of puzzlement.

Li Mo “looked” under her skirt.

Hmm, they had safety pants in this era.

Progress of civilization is hindered by people like you!

“Being a beauty isn’t just about looking beautiful.”

“Appearance, figure, temperament, including status, are all evaluation criteria.”

Yan Lingji nodded gently, “Then, which one am I lacking in?”

Li Mo said, “All of them fit.”

Yan Lingji raised her eyebrows. “So you did it on purpose?”

“I did it on purpose,” Li Mo said.

Yan Lingji: “…”

Her eyebrows furrowed again.

‘Did I provoke or offend you?’

“You didn’t provoke me or offend me,” Li Mo’s voice rang out again.

Surprised, Yan Lingji widened her beautiful eyes.

“What’s going on? I didn’t say anything! How does this person know what I’m thinking?”

“Even if you don’t speak, I can guess what you’re thinking,” replied Li Mo.

This directly frightened Yan Lingji, causing her to sit on the ground in astonishment!

Trembling, she looked at Li Mo and stuttered, “You…you…”

Li Mo sat there and stretched out a bamboo pole in front of her, wanting her to grab it and stand up.

“Don’t be so surprised, I am human, not a ghost or a deity.”

This is just based on an understanding of Yan Lingji’s personality, a simple psychological analysis that can lead to such conclusions. It’s nothing extraordinary.

Yan Lingji hesitated and reached out her hand to grasp the bamboo pole he offered and stood up. She stared at Li Mo with an unusually serious gaze. It looks like what Jing Ni said is true. This really is a special blind person!

“If you want to know so badly, I might as well tell you.”

Li Mo had been annoyed by her for these days. Slowly, he said, “First of all, those on the list are not ordinary women.”

“They may indeed be worthy of the title of the world’s most beautiful, but if you think about it, you’ll realize that their identities are also exceptional.”

“It’s not that your identity is ordinary.”

Someone as beautiful as Yan Lingji doesn’t need a noble status as an extra point.

“The few Yin-Yang Masters, everyone knows the kind of beings they are, powerful and ruthless.”

“So, nobody dares to provoke them.”

“Lady Mingzhu and Lady Hu are favored concubines of Emperor Han, and no one dares to touch them.”

“Although Sister Zi is the boss lady of the flower shop, she has a versatile and excellent interpersonal skills. Few in Xinzheng dare to disrespect her.”

“Lady Hu and the High Priest of Loulan are also prominent figures.”

“The Snow Lady of Yan Country has a group of admirers with extraordinary identities, all of whom are her protectors.”

Yan Lingji listened quietly without causing a fuss.

Li Mo paused at this point, facing her, he said, “Now, talking about you, a person from the extinct Baiyue Empire, homeless, and the Red Brow Dragon Snake Army is now dead or disbanded.”

“You are like the lonely and homeless swallow, tell me, if people were to know about you, a pretty, beautiful, yet relatively weak little chicken, what would they do?”

Yan Lingji didn’t argue about being called weak. After all, compared to him, she was indeed weak. With the strength of the eighth rank, she didn’t have the confidence to argue with this eccentric transcendent.

Yan Lingji thought for a moment and said softly, “They… would capture me.”

Li Mo nodded, “Without status and strength for protection, extreme beauty may not necessarily be a good thing.”

“They would try to capture you by all means, then strip you naked, lock you up, and give you good food and drink, but do I need to say what they would do to you?”

“You might even become an exhibit, displayed among the nobles.”

“Or you could be traded as a commodity for exchange.”

“Then those pimple-faced, hairy-handed, pot-bellied, and bad-breathed plutocrats would…”

“Oh, stop, stop it, it’s disgusting!”

Yan Lingji interrupted him, rubbing her arms. She was so disgusted that goosebumps appeared, and she even began to feel nauseous.

Li Mo raised an eyebrow, hinting that there were even more disgusting things. If he said them, you wouldn’t be able to eat.

Yan Lingji looked at him with a strange expression, asking slowly, “So, are you doing this for my own good?”

A strange feeling suddenly rose in her heart. All of a sudden, she let go of the matter of not being on the list. Staring at Li Mo from left to right, she found that this person seemed to be more pleasing to the eye.

The earnest manner in which he spoke just now, seemed to have a hint of charm!

Li Mo remained non-committal, “You can think of it that way.”

“Just like my wife, before knowing about her Jing Ni identity, I already knew she was stunningly beautiful, but why did I overlook her and not mention her name on the list?”

“Because Jing Ni is untouchable, but we are just ordinary people.” Yan Lingji rolled her eyes.

Ordinary people my ass!!

If you treat the Luo Network assassins as prey and kill them and still call yourselves ordinary people, then there will be no ordinary people in the world!

“What surprise, I just heard someone outside the door calling my name.”

At this moment, the surprise who went out to buy vegetables walked into the courtyard with a full basket of vegetables.

Smiling, she looked at Li Mo who was approaching. Li Mo immediately laughed and stood up to take the heavy vegetable basket on her arm.

He jokingly kissed her on her little face, “Why hasn’t Honey returned for so long? I was about to go out and find you.”

The surprise blushed and gave Li Mo a poke on the elbow after glancing at Yan Lingji beside her. Damn it, there are still people around!

Yan Lingji once again had goosebumps all over her body. Oh my~ These two are really nauseating!

Starting by Getting a Wife? It Turns Out She Is a Skilled Assassin

Starting by Getting a Wife? It Turns Out She Is a Skilled Assassin

Starting by Getting a Wife? It Turns Out She Is Jing Ni, 大秦:开局发老婆?夫人竟是惊鲵
Score 7.4
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2022 Native Language: Chinese
Others who reincarnate into the Great Qin (Qin Dynasty Era) either become the Sons of the Ancestral Dragon or noble princes. But Li Mo, who reincarnated here, became a blind man who couldn’t even find a wife, starting with a catastrophe! Fortunately, though, heaven closed one window for him but helped him lift the roof: awakening simplified talents and heavenly eyes in cultivation. Gaining inner strength: breathing! Strengthening the foundation: sleeping! Five Thunder Heart Palms: generating electricity through friction! Viewing the world with the heart, transcending all beings! To increase the population, the court mandates marriages, dragging those who don’t marry into forced labor camps and providing partners for those without. And is this a good thing? Li Mo just went with a bamboo pole! Who cares if the wife is ugly? Anyway, he can’t see, as long as the well water comes out! But unexpectedly, he ended up marrying a dollfish (a woman with a condition of urethral hypersecretion), which gurgled as soon as he dug the well. Seeking the Ancestral Dragon’s military strategy? Let’s understand “The Pulley Language”. Not enough troops for the battle? One sulfur, two saltpeter, three charcoal, add some white sugar, and Big Ivan, let’s understand it. Eight-year-old Xiaomeng wants to become a disciple? Let’s cultivate an understanding! You say I’m blind? Have you ever seen a blind person massaged by the Moon Goddess, having his legs pressed by the Eastern Sovereign, and fed fruit by the Flame Princess?

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