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Chapter 82

Chapter 82: Sister, why do you have a handprint here? Desert Island!

After sending Lady Hu over, Li Mo did not stay long.

Lady Hu was safer with Humeiren than at home. As for what to say to Humeiren, Lady Hu already knew in her heart. Not long after he left, the palace maids who had been knocked out slowly woke up.

These palace maids were Humeiren’s confidantes, and seeing Lady Hu show up they did not dare to ask too many questions. As for why they had fainted, they had no right to ask.

“Yingchun, go prepare some hot water.”

Humeiren instructed the palace maid to prepare hot water for bathing, while she continued to chat with Lady Hu about Nongyu.

In no time, the palace maids had prepared the hot water and invited her to the specially designated bathing palace.

Humeiren pulled Lady Hu up: “Come, sister, let’s bathe together and chat.”

Lady Hu’s face turned pale, shaking her head repeatedly to refuse.

“Oh sister, we haven’t bathed together since you got Yu’er, what’s so embarrassing about it, we are real sisters after all.”

“Are you afraid that now I have a better figure than you, and you’re embarrassed to be compared?”

“Haha, I won’t make fun of you, come on, let’s go!”

Humeiren wouldn’t let her off, dragging her into the bathroom. In the steam-filled bathroom, the figures of the two sisters were both charming.

Lady Hu stood on the edge of the bath and bent down to test the water temperature. Just as she was about to get in, Humeiren behind her turned her head. Her gaze pierced through the mist and fell on Lady Hu, a mischievous thought coming to her mind.

Just as she was about to reach out to grab her, she suddenly exclaimed, “Eh, sister, why is there a handprint here?”

This mark looked fresh. Definitely not more than two hours old!

Whoosh!

Lady Hu slipped directly under her feet and fell into the water pool!

Humeiren was startled and ran over barefoot. Her slender and stunning legs were almost on par with the scared fish!

She pulled the drenched Lady Hu out of the water and scolded, “Sister, are you alright? How can you be so careless?”

Suddenly, she looked at Lady Hu’s shoulder and her pupils shrank suddenly. Before Lady Hu, who was still wiping the bathwater off her face, could react, she was turned around by Humeiren. Humeiren looked at her snow-white jade back, her mouth gradually opening wider…

When Li Mo returned to Purple Orchid Pavilion, there were already three more people there. One was Han Fei, the other was Hong Liang who came with Han Fei, and the last one was Wei Zhuang, who was being chased by the city’s military forces halfway from Xinzhen.

As soon as Li Mo entered, Wei Zhuang squinted his eyes.

Forget it. Can’t win!

Hong Liang sat close to Jing Ni, curiously looking at Li Mo, her bright big eyes wandering around.

Suddenly, she asked in an old voice, “Hey, I heard you took Lady Hu to Lady Humeiren’s place?”

Han Fei paused, quickly signaling at Hong Liang. Hong Liang, however, ignored it and stared straight at Li Mo.

Li Mo nodded, smiling lightly, “Yes, Princess, what instructions do you have?”

Princess Hong Liang jumped off the chair, put her hands on her hips, and circled Li Mo a few times. Her gaze roamed up and down his body, and finally, she even stretched out her nose to sniff him.

Han Fei’s face changed drastically. Who knew what kind of mischief Hong Liang was up to now!

In case Li Mo is provoked and beaten to death with a stick, what should we do?

“Princess Hong Liang, don’t be disrespectful to Brother Li, come back quickly!”

This girl is so lawless, even he must treat him respectfully!

Princess Hong Liang moved her head to Han Fei and made a face, then ran to Jing Ni’s side and pulled her arm.

She complained, “Jing Ni, Jing Ni, what did I say? I said that men are all no good, he has the scent of another woman on him.”

“It must be that vixen Humeiren!”

“Let me tell you, that vixen is so alluring and enchanting, her eyes can mesmerize.”

“That guy must have been seduced by Humeiren, otherwise why would he only come back now?”

“Jing Ni, I helped you catch evidence of him cheating, am I amazing? Would you consider taking me as your disciple?”

Hong Liang looked expectantly at Jing Ni.

She was restless, eager to become a female warrior who could leap over rooftops, rob the rich, and help the poor.

But unfortunately, the palace guards taught her only mediocre skills.

I, Princess Hong Liang, am very dissatisfied!

After learning Jing Ni’s identity, her eyes lit up!

Jing Ni! The most powerful female assassin in the Network!

If she could learn her skills, wouldn’t she dominate the seven counties?

Li Mo was almost shocked by Hong Liang!

So you were being secretive just to slander me in front of my wife?

What scent of Humeiren?

Clearly, it’s her sister’s, Lady Hu!

Jing Ni’s attitude towards the lively and cheerful Hong Liang was noticeably different. After hearing her words, she couldn’t help but be amused.

Looking at her with a smile, she said, “Oh, that means my husband is charming.”

“All my skills are for killing, not suitable for you to learn.”

Hong Liang’s mouth gaped, “But Jing Ni, if the fox seduces him, won’t you do anything?”

With a playful look, Jing Ni glanced at Li Mo and bluntly shook her head at Hong Liang, “No, I let my husband handle it in our house.”

“Besides, it’s normal for men to have affairs outside. If he finds it troublesome, I can find them for him.”

Hong Liang was stunned!

Wait, what kind of family values do you have?

Sister Zi chuckled.

This is our family values.

Men without ability sneak around, men with ability can’t be controlled.

Sister Zi couldn’t help but advise, “Listen, Hong Liang, Jing Ni’s skills are specifically for killing. Not suitable for you. If you want to learn, I can teach you.”

Although Sister Zi’s skills were not on par with Jing Ni’s, she was still formidable.

The realm in this world is divided into eleven levels.

From weak to strong, they are ranked from first grade to ninth grade, with higher numbers indicating more power.

Above the ninth grade, there are two realms, real turning points.

One is like Nameless, surpassing ordinary people, called the Carefree Realm.

The other is like Gui Guzi, possessing mysterious abilities, called the Divine Realm.

Currently, there are only four known individuals in the Divine Realm.

According to Wei Zhuang’s speculation, Li Mo’s realm is probably already in the Divine Realm!

Wei Zhuang and Jing Ni are both in the ninth grade.

Sister Zi is slightly lower, at best an eighth-grade.

But her greatest strength lies not in martial arts, but in her exceptional wisdom.

Upon hearing Sister Zi’s willingness to teach her, Hong Liang immediately ran over with joy, “Great, shall we start learning now?”

Han Fei slapped his forehead, “We are talking about serious matters!”

Hong Liang, with her chin up, said arrogantly to him, “You talk about your things, I’ll talk with Sister Zi.”

Han Fei shook his head helplessly and chose to ignore her.

Turning to Li Mo, he asked, “Brother Li, how is Lady Humeiren doing?”

Li Mo honestly replied, “After escorting Lady Hu over, I returned. The bond between the two sisters is deep, there shouldn’t be any accidents.”

Han Fei breathed a sigh of relief and thanked Li Mo, “Thank you, Brother Li.”

The coquettish Hong Liang suddenly turned back, glanced at Han Fei, then at Li Mo.

Strange, why does it seem like my royal brother is a bit fawning over this person?

She rolled her eyes and suddenly said, “Hey, you’ve been together for so long, you should come up with a name for your little group…”

Zhang Liang corrected her, “Team, it’s team.”

Hong Liang glared at him, “You should give yourselves a name for your little team, choose a leader!”

“How do you guys call yourselves when others ask you in the future? Right?”

“In the event of a disagreement, who will come to a decision, right?”

Han Fei eyes lit up.

“My sister finally said something human!”

Zhang Liang nodded, “Hmm, this suggestion is not bad.”

Wei Zhuang lips moved, “Interesting.”

Sister Zi’s eyes sparkled, also feeling that what Hong Liang said made sense.

Hong Liang, with his hands behind his back, strolled around the room like a teacher: “How about I help you come up with a name for the group?”

After some thought, she counted the people in the room, “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, let’s call ourselves Xinzheng Seven Devils, what do you think?”

The corners of several people’s mouths twitched.

“You better go rest downstairs!”

Han Fei rolled his eyes at her and let out a sigh.

He asked Li Mo, “Brother, with such broad knowledge and talent, what do you think is a good name?”

Sister Zi’s eyes lit up, “Yes, you come up with one.”

Li Mo pursed his lips, paused for a moment, and slowly said, “Liu Sha.”

Starting by Getting a Wife? It Turns Out She Is a Skilled Assassin

Starting by Getting a Wife? It Turns Out She Is a Skilled Assassin

Starting by Getting a Wife? It Turns Out She Is Jing Ni, 大秦:开局发老婆?夫人竟是惊鲵
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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2022 Native Language: Chinese
Others who reincarnate into the Great Qin (Qin Dynasty Era) either become the Sons of the Ancestral Dragon or noble princes. But Li Mo, who reincarnated here, became a blind man who couldn’t even find a wife, starting with a catastrophe! Fortunately, though, heaven closed one window for him but helped him lift the roof: awakening simplified talents and heavenly eyes in cultivation. Gaining inner strength: breathing! Strengthening the foundation: sleeping! Five Thunder Heart Palms: generating electricity through friction! Viewing the world with the heart, transcending all beings! To increase the population, the court mandates marriages, dragging those who don’t marry into forced labor camps and providing partners for those without. And is this a good thing? Li Mo just went with a bamboo pole! Who cares if the wife is ugly? Anyway, he can’t see, as long as the well water comes out! But unexpectedly, he ended up marrying a dollfish (a woman with a condition of urethral hypersecretion), which gurgled as soon as he dug the well. Seeking the Ancestral Dragon’s military strategy? Let’s understand “The Pulley Language”. Not enough troops for the battle? One sulfur, two saltpeter, three charcoal, add some white sugar, and Big Ivan, let’s understand it. Eight-year-old Xiaomeng wants to become a disciple? Let’s cultivate an understanding! You say I’m blind? Have you ever seen a blind person massaged by the Moon Goddess, having his legs pressed by the Eastern Sovereign, and fed fruit by the Flame Princess?

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