Chapter 31: Evil God
Elrose took a deep breath, then extended her finger and tapped on the interface: “Activate the Magical Girl Development System.”
……
Several seconds passed.
“Hmm? What’s going on, why isn’t there any response?”
Just as Elrose was puzzled, a brand new window suddenly appeared.
In an instant, a strange spiritual fluctuation radiated from the Heart of Shadow, and Elrose’s vision went dark, causing her to faint on the bed.
…
It was a bright void space.
Elrose’s soul floated in the air, her consciousness still somewhat hazy.
Suddenly, a childish voice sounded from behind her.
“Pactbearer, welcome to my world.”
Elrose turned around abruptly.
It was a very handsome and noble-looking young boy, with white hair, purple eyes, and an eerie red makeup at the corners of his eyes, adorned with an alluring smile, making him appear incredibly seductive.
“Pactbearer?” Upon hearing this title, Elrose suddenly remembered that designation—[Evil God’s Pactbearer].
Elrose narrowed her eyes and tentatively asked, “Are you the Evil God?”
“Yes.” The boy nodded lightly, decisively acknowledging.
“Evil God, finally willing to show your face?” Receiving a positive reply, Elrose darkened her expression and slowly approached.
Stopping just a step away from the Evil God, Elrose shouted and raised her fist to slam it toward the Evil God’s face.
“Take that!”
“Yarayi yarayi daze.” The Evil God sighed lightly and nimbly dodged Elrose’s punch easily.
“Oh dear, don’t be so angry. Promise me to be a bit gentler, okay? Peace and love.” The Evil God smiled kindly and even made a heart gesture to Elrose. (′▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
But Elrose completely ignored the Evil God, continuing to recklessly attack him.
However, at this moment, Elrose was merely a fifteen-year-old girl, and her attacks could easily be handled by even an average low-level warrior, let alone someone carrying the title of a deity.
After dodging several of Elrose’s strikes, the Evil God helplessly shook his head and then snapped his fingers.
Invisible restraints instantly appeared, and Elrose was suddenly immobilized, unable to move.
“Alright, alright, calm down. We might have had some misunderstandings before, let’s clarify things.” The Evil God said.
“Clarify your nonsense!” At this moment, anger rose in Elrose’s heart, and she was not in the mood to listen to any explanations.
“Evil God, bastard, I—”
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“…”
Elrose’s mouth fired off curses like a rapid cannon, spilling out every foul word she could think of in one go.
Even though she knew deep down that this was nothing but impotent rage.
Listening to Elrose’s continuous insults, the Evil God’s expression also gradually turned grim.
“Shut up.” The Evil God commanded, and invisible restrictions appeared around Elrose, preventing her from making any more sounds.
“Well… this isn’t good.” The Evil God shook his head lightly, “Magical Girls are the cutest creatures in this world, how can you use such vulgar language?”
The Evil God extended a small hand, writing something in the void before looking at Elrose, whose expression then changed to a mysterious smile.
“Release.” The Evil God snapped his fingers again, lifting Elrose’s restrictions on speech.
“Evil God!” Now able to speak, Elrose was ready to unleash her verbal attacks again.
“Evil God, you’re so handsome (damn), I love you to death (die you bastard).”
Elrose was taken aback.
Eh?
What’s going on?
That’s not what I meant to say.
But why?
At that moment, the Evil God also responded.
“Thank you for the compliment. It is my honor to receive your praise.” The Evil God bowed slightly, being very polite.
Elrose widened her eyes, still in disbelief, preparing to try again.
“Eat lemon (fck your mom).”
“Then it’s all good (your mom is dead).”
“Daughter understands (fck your mother’s pvssy).”
Elrose’s expression instantly darkened; she glared at the Evil God and gritted her teeth, saying, “What did you do to me?”
“As you can see, I’ve added a constraint that prevents you from using foul language.” The Evil God smiled slightly, “A beautiful girl should look like a beautiful girl, always maintaining a cute and charming demeanor. You shouldn’t speak such crude words.”
“You are the beautiful girl; your whole family is beautiful girls; I am (I) a pure man.” Elrose retorted.
“Yes, yes, you are a pure man.” The Evil God’s face revealed a look of delight: “Even though you have become a Magical Girl, you still want to hold onto the bottom line of manhood. Not bad, not bad, you are also very cute like this.”
“You…” Elrose gritted her teeth, her inner rage reaching its peak.
No matter how much she fought or cursed, was this what a deity was like?
How infuriating.
Seeing that Elrose had finally quieted down, the Evil God adjusted his attire slightly and reintroduced himself: “Hello, my Pactbearer, nice to meet you, I am the Evil God, please take care of me.”
Silence.
Elrose turned her little face away and completely ignored what the Evil God had said.
The Evil God sighed helplessly; he knew that if the core issue wasn’t clarified, their conversation probably wouldn’t proceed.
“The Star of Ruin was not unleashed by me.” The Evil God said softly.
Elrose turned around abruptly: “What did you say? You said the Star of Ruin was not unleashed by you?”
Elrose pondered for a moment then turned her head away again: “Hmph, don’t lie to me; I don’t believe that.”
“I’m telling the truth. The Star of Ruin has nothing to do with me, and I am willing to swear by my divinity.”
The Evil God extended his hand and swore: “I swear by the name of the Evil God that the Star of Ruin was not created by me, and I have no connection to its fall. If there’s any falsehood, may my divinity shatter and turn to dust.”
In the next moment, an ancient and mysterious giant seal appeared behind the Evil God. It seemed to hold infinite mysteries, instantly capturing Elrose’s gaze.
She knew what that was.
That was the thing she had pursued her entire life, yet could not even grasp its shadow.
The position of a deity.
In her past life, when she reached level 999, she had clearly felt the world’s obstruction, which made her experience points grow very slowly.
Even slaying an ancient demon beast over level 500 only netted her a few dozen experience points.
She once thought that level 999 was the limit of this world, but she saw a new possibility in an ancient text from the Divine Era.
To obtain the position of a deity and become a god.
This made her incredibly happy.
Although at that time, she stood at the pinnacle of the world, immortal and carefree, she still felt unsatisfied.
Human desires are infinite, let alone the greedy Shadow Demons?
She wanted to see the world of the gods.
To that end, she traveled across the entire world, even destroying the Saint Lanya Barrier to break into the human realm in search of clues about the position of a deity.
Unfortunately, she failed.
Decades of time flew by.
In the end, even when slain by the hero wielding the overpowering Holy Sword, she had not found any leads regarding the position of a deity.
And now, not just a clue to the position of a deity, but an actual deity stood right before her.
Elrose’s eyes sparkled with light, feeling like she was about to cry from desire.
“Ahem, um…”
“Evil God, that thing behind you looks really beautiful. Can I take a look at it?”
“Just a glance; I promise to give it back afterwards.”
“Really, I’m not lying to you.”
“I’m a Magical Girl, what bad intentions could I have?”
Note:
These phrases are Chinese internet slangs that disguise vulgar insults using innocent-sounding words or acronyms to avoid censorship and sound humorous. Here’s what they really mean:
“吃柠檬 (cnm)” – “Eat lemon”
Sounds like “操你妈 (cào nǐ mā)” – f** your mom*.
Used jokingly or to mock someone (also can imply jealousy).
“那没事了 (nmsl)” – “Then it’s fine”
Sounds like “你妈死了 (nǐ mā sǐ le)” – your mom is dead.
A very rude insult disguised as a harmless phrase.
“闺女明白 (gnmb)” – “Daughter understands”
Sounds like “干你妈逼 (gàn nǐ mā bī)” – f** your mother’s p**y.
Extremely vulgar but disguised as something sweet and innocent.
