“Mmm…” Eve Nightburn pondered for a moment, “How about this? Tell me your identities and your purpose, and prove that you’re here for that purpose, and then I’ll believe you!”
When the man and woman heard this request, they immediately felt a great sense of regret. So, the meal they just had was all for nothing, huh?
The woman glanced at her stomach. She had consumed way too much sugar today. If she were to gain weight in the future, it should definitely be considered a work-related injury!
But the two of them couldn’t just stop here. The mission from above had to be completed.
The man wiped the sweat from his cheeks, “So, little girl, are you afraid of us?”
“Mmm…” Eve Nightburn thought for a moment, “I don’t feel very scared. You two look really silly.”
The man held back the insult from the last word and continued trying to communicate with Eve Nightburn, “Do you think we would lie?”
“Mmm… I don’t think so. That’s why you two look so dumb, but I can’t guarantee that you’re not pretending. After all, the best spies play the fool.”
“It seems… this is the only way,” the man said as he took a business card from his pocket and handed it to Eve Nightburn, “We are here to negotiate with you under the country’s orders. If you don’t believe me, you can look me up on the national civil service network right now. You’ll definitely find my information.”
Ah, this…
Eve Nightburn looked at the information on the business card. She didn’t expect someone to go to such lengths. What kind of self-exposure is this?
Eve Nightburn looked at the name on the card and tried to pronounce it, “Basketball?”
“It’s Lucian Blue, hey!”
The man quickly corrected her. His name had been mispronounced countless times.
“Oh, oh, oh! Sorry, I don’t know this character.”
Eve Nightburn scratched her little head, feeling a bit embarrassed.
“Sorry! Sorry, Mr. Trash.”
“Pfft!” Hearing Eve Nightburn’s apology, the woman beside her instantly felt all her gloom dissipate.
Indeed, pain doesn’t disappear; it just transfers.
“It’s okay, it’s okay. As long as you’re happy.”
Lucian Blue was already indifferent. She could call him whatever she wanted.
The mission was to investigate the actual situation of the calamity, but from a practical standpoint, Lucian Blue felt it was just about哄小孩.
Just as Lucian Blue was郁闷 about the name Eve Nightburn had mentioned, the woman beside him patted him.
Lucian Blue turned to look at the woman, who gave him a thumbs-up, “Go for it, Mr. Trash. I believe you can succeed!”
That sentence instantly broke Lucian Blue, “The little girl’s speech is unclear, but why are you doing this too!”
“By the way, Mr. Trash, what’s the name of the lady beside you?”
Just as the two were about to start arguing, Eve Nightburn suddenly interjected.
Why are you only providing one person’s identity information? The other person can’t be spared, you know!
“Oh, this!” The woman immediately turned around, ignoring the man beside her. She took out her business card from her pocket and handed it to Eve Nightburn, “I’m Nina White. Just call me Big Sis Nana.”
“Big Sis Nana…”
Eve Nightburn looked at the information on their business cards and then searched on the national network. She found that there really was information, with pictures and evidence. They weren’t lying!
Eve Nightburn returned the business cards to them. She couldn’t be bothered to clean up such trash; let them continue using it.
“Alright! I believe you now,” Eve Nightburn said, clapping her little hands, the呆毛 on her head returning to its original M shape.
This呆毛 is so smart…
Lucian Blue felt like he could discern a lot from this呆毛 that the little loli hadn’t said.
The呆毛 is born from the heart, so to speak.
Lucian Blue decided to test his猜想, “Little girl, do you believe us now?”
The呆毛 on Eve Nightburn’s head turned into a question mark again. Didn’t she already say it?
Eve Nightburn had no choice but to repeat herself.
“Yeah! Didn’t I say it? I believe you.”
Lucian Blue, “Then why do you believe us?”
“Because you’re from the country,” Eve Nightburn answered without hesitation.
Ah?
Hearing this answer, the two were stunned.
Nina White leaned forward, getting closer to Eve Nightburn, “You… aren’t afraid we’ll arrest you?”
Hearing this question, the question mark呆毛 on Eve Nightburn’s head跳动得更厉害了.
“Why should I be afraid? If you really wanted to arrest me, you would have already handcuffed me, right?”
“And,” Eve Nightburn said, taking a sip of her soda, “I trust the country.”
Ah?
Lucian Blue and Nina White looked at each other, momentarily unsure whose thought process was more abnormal.
Nina White silently took out her phone and typed a few words in her备忘录: I hope the organization brings a psychologist next time.
Lucian Blue, “Little girl, I want to know how you view this world?”
“Can’t you just say it directly, big man?”
Eve Nightburn could tell there was more to Lucian Blue’s words. Was it necessary to be so roundabout?
“Uh… you caught that. You’re really smart!”
Lucian Blue掩饰着自己的尴尬,同时还要按压住这个小灾厄的情绪,生怕这个小萝莉什么时候突然就给爆了,到时候自己可得担大责.
“Then if I tell the truth, you won’t get angry, little girl?” Lucian Blue was still worried, so he gave her a预设.
“No, even the sweetest lie is more恶心 to me than the残酷的真相.”
Eve Nightburn毫不犹豫的,给出了自己的答复,和这两个人过家家,属实太没意思了!
“Good!” Since the little loli said so, he didn’t need to have any reservations.
“To be honest, we are here to confirm your danger level. If you’re not too dangerous, the country will consider letting you live as a human.”
“Will I get an ID card, bro?”
Hearing this, Eve Nightburn was no longer迷糊. The隐隐作痛的包 on her head no longer felt painful.
Lucian Blue nodded, “Of course, as long as you pass the审核, you’ll be one of the people. However, we still need to find a guardian to supervise you to prevent you from endangering social security.”
After hearing these conditions, Eve Nightburn直接表示, “Hurry up, hurry up and审核 me! Once I’m done, I’ll go get my ID card!”
Eve Nightburn’s heart was constantly echoing two words: Yay!
Lucian Blue nudged Nina White beside him, telling her to get ready.
“Ahem,” Nina White reacted and immediately战术性的咳嗽, giving herself time to组织语言.
After organizing her words, Nina White placed her arms on the table,交叉顶住下巴, looking at Eve Nightburn, whose eyes were now sparkling with星光.
“So, little girl, no matter what questions we ask next, you must answer truthfully based on your feelings. Don’t think, answer as quickly as possible. Understood?”
“Understood!”
Eve Nightburn raised her left hand, the呆毛 on her head standing up excitedly just like her.