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Magical Girl Public Enemy! Stop Arresting Me Already! – Chapter 47

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“Mmm~ So comfy!”

Eve Nightburn turned over in her dream and rolled to the other end of the sofa.

Watching this little loli lying on the sofa, sucking her fingers, the man and woman who were supposed to be monitoring her were suddenly overwhelmed with an endless desire to protect her.

“Strawberry cake… so yummy!”

“Ow!”

“Wah!!!”

With the pain from her fingertip, Eve Nightburn instantly jumped up from the sofa.

Thud!

Due to getting up too quickly, Eve accidentally bumped her head.

“Ouch…”

Eve wiped away the tears caused by the pain and then instinctively sat up.

After drying her tears, her vision gradually became clear.

“Huh?”

Eve was somewhat dazed. She saw a young man and woman sitting across the dining table, with various dishes laid out for tasting.

The man spoke first, with a sly smile, asking her, “Little girl, you’re awake?”

“Who are you!” Eve glared at him, then instinctively turned her gaze to the delicious food on the table.

“Want to eat?” the man continued to press.

According to the country’s requirements, he had to cooperate with his colleague to get this little loli into the most relaxed state.

“Want… want!” Eve hesitated for a moment, then loudly declared her desire.

As soon as Eve finished speaking, the woman used a spoon to offer a piece of pear to Eve.

“Then eat up, everything here is prepared for you.”

Huh?

The strand of hair on Eve’s head suddenly turned into a question mark. Why is this situation so strange?

No, there must be a trick here!

Hmph! I won’t eat it, I want to see what you’re up to!

“You take a bite first!”

Eve leaned back, refusing the woman’s offer.

“Alright, I’ll eat first.”

The woman understood Eve’s meaning; she still didn’t trust them and was afraid they might poison her.

The woman stuffed the pear from the spoon into her mouth, chewed, swallowed, and then with a very satisfied expression, showed her approval of the pear.

“See,” the woman said, adopting a very open posture to prove she was harmless, “it’s safe, right?”

Could I have been wrong? Are these two really here to treat me to a meal?

No, no, no.

Eve quickly shook her head. There’s no such thing as a free lunch in the world! Maybe only this bite is safe!

Yes! These two must be trying to frame me, hmph! I’ll expose their tricks!

“No, what if you anticipated my thoughts and gave me a safe piece, but the rest are all poisoned?”

“Ah, this…” The man and woman were stunned by the little loli’s thoughts.

Your self-protection awareness is so strong!

“Then… little girl, how can you trust us?” The man wiped the sweat from his forehead, suddenly realizing this was indeed a bit tricky.

“Prove to me with your stomachs that every piece of food is safe.”

Eve turned her head to the side, crossed her arms in front of her chest, adopting a very rejecting attitude, but the man didn’t notice that Eve swallowed slightly as she said this.

“Alright…”

The man glanced at the woman, signaling her to start eating.

The woman understood the man’s meaning and continued eating without hesitation.

It’s all on the country’s expense anyway, not her own money, might as well consider it the government improving their meals!

The woman quickly finished the bowl of pear pieces.

Today, for the first time, she broke her lifelong requirement of elegantly tasting food.

After quickly finishing a bowl of pears, the woman, with a stuffed smile, indicated she was completely fine!

“See… see, burp! Completely non-toxic!”

The man beside her was somewhat embarrassed, was it necessary to go this far for work?

Seeing the woman like this, Eve really started to think, maybe she was being overly sensitive?

“Hmm… but I still don’t quite believe it.”

“Alright then!” The strand of hair on Eve’s head suddenly turned into an exclamation mark, “If you eat another bowl, I’ll believe you!”

Pfft!

Hearing this, both of them felt like they were spitting blood internally. They had lost the cute illusion they had of this child, this is purely a demon!

“Alright…!” The man gritted his teeth and asked the waiter to quickly bring another bowl.

After a while.

The waiter brought up a fresh bowl of pear and sea buckthorn: “Enjoy.”

After the waiter left, the man glanced at the woman.

Can you still eat?

Understanding the man’s look, the woman quickly gave him a look back.

You eat it! If I eat any more, I’ll ruin my figure, you know?

Understanding the woman’s meaning, the man silently cursed in his heart: Being image-conscious is harmful, you’ll starve yourself to death one day!

“Ahem,” the man coughed tactically, then directly picked up the bowl of pear and sea buckthorn, “Watch carefully!”

After saying this, the man directly used his pre-work breakfast ritual, the water-pouring method!

The man took a sip of water, a bite of pear, and frantically stuffed food into his mouth.

In less than 20 seconds, he finished the entire bowl of pear and sea buckthorn!

“Burp~”

“See… see, little girl, the food… is safe, right?”

Ah, this…

Eve was instantly impressed by the two’s professional dedication.

Indeed, there are no high-ranking officers in this world, only workers who work themselves to death.

If they were to continue eating, it would be somewhat rude.

“I… believe now! So, quickly bring me a bowl! I’ll eat with you!”

Eve was now completely won over by the two’s camaraderie, ready to join them in this pear-eating ordeal!

When the waiter brought the third bowl of pear and sea buckthorn, Eve also started eating like them.

At this moment, the three of them were like the three brothers of the Peach Garden Pact: not seeking to be born on the same year, month, and day, but to eat pear and sea buckthorn on the same year, month, and day!

Although it’s unclear what the other dishes on the table thought, the three of them had now all committed the great sin of eating pears in seconds.

Welcome to the pear and sea buckthorn speed-eating competition of an unknown year, first, let’s welcome contestant number one…

“Burp~ I’m full.”

Eve patted her little belly, the little loli’s figure really couldn’t handle that much food, but she still liked the sweet taste of the pear.

Seeing the now very satisfied little loli, the man finally found the opportunity to try to communicate with her.

“Little girl, now can you believe we won’t harm you?”

“Hmm… actually, I still don’t quite believe it. If you’re not here to harm me, maybe you’re after something else.”

Ah…

Hearing this, the man and woman felt a great sense of collapse.

Your self-protection awareness is so strong!

Can you lower it just a little bit?

Please, we beg you!

Magical Girl Public Enemy? Stop Arresting Me Already!

Magical Girl Public Enemy? Stop Arresting Me Already!

魔法少女公敌?不要再逮捕我啦!
Status: Ongoing Author:
Eve Nightburn , a corporate drone at the very bottom of Celestial Group, lives a dull and overworked life. But on one snowy night at 3 AM, while working overtime, she’s suddenly chosen as a “world-class disaster” and rockets to the top of the magical girls’ most-wanted list. Her company wants to fire her, her landlord is urging her to pay rent, and magical girls across the city are out for her blood. Faced with her life falling apart, Eve Nightburn chooses one thing—to give up.
“Destroy the world? Can’t it wait until I’ve had some sleep?” “Magical girls hunting me down? Whatever, I’ll just run—they’re too strong anyway.” “Turned into a little girl? Not bad, at least I can buy a child’s ticket.”
That is, until a dream version of herself hands her a note: Recite the secret incantation, and the ring can grant any wish. Excited, Eve Nightburn checks the instructions— A drop of a magical girl’s blood is required as a sacrifice. ... “Yeah, maybe I’ll just keep lying flat after all.”

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