Episode 432 – I Don’t Want to Get Hit.
“Get up quickly while I’m still being nice.”
My suddenly firm voice rang out.
Hearing this, the heroines begged in gloomy voices.
It was a stark contrast to their usual confident selves.
“Shinwoo, I don’t want to get hit…”
“Husband! I was wrong! Please let it go just this once!”
“No matter what, even if you’re my lord, I don’t want to get hit…”
“You don’t want to get hit, huh… Please, just stop it already…”
Was it because of the heroines’ voices?
Nearby people were rolling their eyes, wearing displeased expressions.
Some even pointed fingers and clicked their tongues.
Their blatant display of disdain was just the icing on the cake.
“Tsk… Can’t you keep it down?”
“Aren’t you too old to be embarrassed?”
“Kid, don’t learn to act like that from them.”
As I spoke, the heroines’ pleas only grew louder.
“Shinwoo! I’ll do anything! So can we just skip me getting hit?”
“Husband, please stop! It hurts so much!”
“Even if you’re my lord, this has gone too far! Don’t you feel sorry for us?”
“You can’t stop now, huh? Even if I say it’s too scary and hurts!”
Now they were even crying buckets.
Thanks to that, my expression soured rapidly, but…
It’s not like I enjoy doing this.
After all, we were currently in a place where…
“Did you forget the word ‘injection’ in front of you, you f*cking girls?”
“Well, but…”
It was right in front of the blood collection room.
Needless to say, the target of the earlier finger-pointing wasn’t me.
It was the whining heroines in that space.
In that moment, Piece, who had been quietly observing, casually chimed in.
With a voice that showed no intention of hiding her disdain.
[Why are those girls making such a fuss when they get injections every day?]
‘Injections? What do you mean? Tell me more.’
I momentarily expressed doubt at her words.
[Sperm syringe.]
‘……It’s my fault for asking that bastard, f*ck…’
I let out a sigh at Piece’s follow-up.
She’s been ridiculously optimized to fit the story lately.
What was I expecting from this crazy girl?
I was the idiot for thinking I’d get a normal response.
Anyway, saying this now feels a bit ridiculous, but…
We were here at the hospital getting free health checkups.
This was the result of the director’s unexpected proposal that had come to our guild.
“I would like to offer free health checkups as an apology for the recent incident.”
“It’s fine. No one, including Shinwoo, got hurt.”
Back then, Hyeji had wanted to refuse the director’s offer.
There wasn’t a single person among us who was injured.
Honestly, Hyeji probably viewed it as a waste of time.
But the director was quite adamant.
“I’m really sorry about what happened. Please accept my offer.”
“If you’re really sorry, could you answer just one question of mine?”
“That’s possible. However…”
“However?”
I was about to ask my burning question but—
“I’ll answer after you receive my sincere offer first.”
“Hmm…”
The director had firmly put in a catch.
It was a somewhat important question but not important enough to warrant this.
Still, the thought of getting a checkup was slightly more appealing.
After all, it’s better to know something than nothing.
“Shall we go ahead and get checked out? What do you all think?”
Of course, the heroines all looked indifferent at my suggestion.
It was a clear expression of wanting to avoid wasting time on this.
“Hmm… It sounds annoying…”
“Me too! I’d rather taste my husband at least once more!”
“I’m fine since I have group insurance with the succubus.”
“I can just get checked in the Beastman Kingdom.”
At that moment, the director made a sharp proposal that caught us off guard.
“We will additionally provide a special aphrodisiac that we have researched at our hospital.”
“Shut your mouth!!!”
In a flash, I covered my mouth and interrupted, realizing how dangerous that remark was.
But the impact of his statement had already spread.
Our positions flipped in an instant.
“If you give me that, I won’t get checked!!!”
“You should have said that earlier, you f*cker!!!”
I shifted to the opposing stance.
The heroines rallied together in fierce agreement.
But it was practically impossible to change their opinions.
“Ignore what our dog says!!!”
“I’ll take it, so hand it over right now!”
“I’ll take it regardless!!!”
“Let’s just get the checkup first and talk about it…”
And that’s how we ended up here, getting health checkups.
“My lord’s pregnancy test doesn’t hurt, but the injection hurts too much…”
“Wait, why am I being treated like an old person getting an injection when I’m not that old!”
“Hey, you f*cking cat girls! Why do you grab the nape of my neck when giving me the shot!!!”
Anyway, as the heroines were making a fuss for a bit, their blood tests concluded.
The nurse called out to Hyeji one last time from the blood collection room.
“Hyeji Kim, please come to the blood collection room.”
“S-Shinwoo! Please!”
In response, Hyeji’s face darkened.
“Hurry up and go, Hyeji. Because of you, the bomb disposal team is here.”
“……Okay…”
As I firmly shook my head, Hyeji had no choice but to head toward the blood collection room.
The bomb disposal team members, prepared for any unexpected events, were tense.
Surprisingly, Hyeji didn’t create a scene and silently took her shot.
“It hurts… It hurts…”
Hyeji’s rare, weak voice. Perhaps due to its rarity…
Elcia started to smirk at Hyeji as she watched.
As if she couldn’t miss out on the chance.
“Is that all you’ve got to tear up? I didn’t know our Hyeji was human too!”
“It hurts! You filthy little brat…”
However, such behavior was truly a misguided action.
Of all people, why would she pick on Hyeji?
As a result, Elcia found herself sitting on the reflection chair.
“Elcia, please come over here.”
“Why all of a sudden?”
That was a reflection chair for adults only.
“I think you need a cavity treatment.”
“Ah, f*ck.”
Just a moment ago, Elcia had been mocking Hyeji, but…
The harsh punishment bestowed upon her wiped the smile right off her face.
“Husband! Help me! I’m still perfectly fine!”
“If we’re not careful, you might have to get one pulled, so come quickly.”
But what could be done?
Cavities usually occur due to neglect.
Given how much she eats, it’s probably more her fault for not taking care of her teeth.
In the end, she had to reflect on her own wrongdoings.
“Why do I have to get one pulled? I’m not that old yet!”
“No! That’s not what I meant!!!”
On the reflection chair named the dentist’s chair.
“You’ve held on well for someone who’s supposed to have dentures, our Ear Goblin.”
“Hyeji, shut up!”
Watching Elcia being dragged away, Ayeon chuckled.
“Do get treated well. You might end up in trouble.”
“Let me go! I’ll just hit that biatch once!!!”
But her chuckle didn’t last long.
“Ayeon, can I ask you just one thing?”
“What is it?”
Thanks to an approaching nurse, who wore a very serious expression.
A hint of anxiety washed over Ayeon’s face.
“Are you a succubus with experience with men?”
“Yes. Just our lord, but still.”
“I see…”
“By the way, why are you asking that?”
And finally, that anxiety would turn into reality.
“Succubus with male experience has to be quarantined separately.”
“Why on earth is that!”
The nurse’s words were like a bolt from the blue.
“It’s because diseases have been spreading in the hospital due to hunters from establishments.”
“Then succubi shouldn’t be affected!”
“The hospital policy is strict on that. They said to deal with related industries thoroughly.”
Ayeon attempted to counter that statement, but all those efforts fell flat.
“Besides, I’m just the boss who takes the money!!!”
“There are no exceptions. Please go get the vaccine at 4000 Dong.”
As a result, now Caressy and Hyeji were in a situation where they were laughing at Ayeon.
“So, who told you to flaunt your body like that?”
“Don’t come near me. I’ll catch it.”
“F*ck! Don’t talk like I have a sexually transmitted disease!”
Whenever they had the chance, they took jabs at each other.
Clearly, they fit the mold of heroines in a novel.
Even Caressy, being a heroine as well, was no exception.
“Sainthood and Hyeji, please come with us.”
“Why do we have to go?”
This time, quite a few people gathered, looking like they could exert some force.
Hyeji was one thing, but it was surprising that even Caressy came along.
Due to the nurse’s next statement, I couldn’t help but nod involuntarily.
“Beastmen need rabies shots.”
“Shut the f*ck up!!!”
Being a beastman with high physical abilities, they had to prepare for emergencies.
In case the worst came to worse, they had to forcibly escort the beasts.
At that, Ayeon and Hyeji smirked at Caressy.
“Look at how you’re already flaring up. That shows you might already have early rabies symptoms, huh?”
“Do you need a tranquilizer? I can prepare one for you.”
“No, just the thought is fine. We also came prepared.”
“That’s discrimination against beastmen, you f*cking cat girls!!!”
Then, suddenly, Hyeji raised a question for the nurse.
“By the way, why do I have to do this?”
“We think you need to go through some additional serum tests.”
[Why do we need blood serum tests?]
‘Are they getting ready for a Super Soldier Project or something?’
And what followed was Hyeji’s tear-streaked face.
“……I don’t want to… Shinwoo, save me…”
“Don’t cry. You crying is making some of those people start to cry too.”
[……She definitely started as a delicate supporter, but…]
‘You were normal at first too, you bitch.’
[Ah.]
Seeing that, Ayeon and Caressy, who were about to leave, looked at Hyeji with pity.
“Hyeji, don’t cry.”
“It doesn’t look good.”
“Okay… I’ll try to hold it together…”
Hyeji’s tears seemed painfully accumulated.
“My chest is so flat that the tears just drop straight to the floor.”
“Make sure you clean the floor before you leave.”
“You all are really going to regret this later.”
Anyway, with that, we all said a brief goodbye.
