〈 Chapter 302 〉 Episode 296 – That is the Only Salvation.
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Everyone in the Motherless Church paid for etiquette training.
In the current situation, those selected for treatment through exams.
Now it’s time to fix their thinking.
Fixing a rotten, sick mind is a form of healing.
To do this, today I decide to act as a temporary doctor.
[Does it make sense for someone who isn’t a real doctor to perform treatment?]
‘There are plenty of cases where non-doctors perform surgery.’
[Ah.]
First, I called upon the eagle beastman who guided us initially for preparation.
“Could you get this ready? Everything you’ve got.”
“I understand, but what the hell are you planning…”
The eagle beastman trailed off, looking at the disheveled members of the Motherless Church.
I slightly lowered my head at his baffled gaze and spoke calmly.
“This is an act of healing as a doctor.”
“Did you receive permission to do it like that?”
“Isn’t it obvious? It’s all the will of the Lord.”
“No matter how I look at it, it’s nonsense. The Lord isn’t some cheap trick. Just sell it decently.”
Even as a member of the Motherless Church, his faith seemed quite shallow.
That’s why I decided to show a real proof of faith.
I immediately got on my knees in a reverent manner.
I clasped my hands together and earnestly prayed.
“Lord, please allow me to be a righteous doctor just for today.”
At that moment, the hair of the eagle beastman, who was filled with doubt, suddenly began to pull out.
– WOOOSH!!!
“Oh, no!!!”
The hairs gathered in the air, forming letters.
“I grant permission. Kill… No, heal.”
It was a bloody act, taking away even what little hair was left.
It was like the Lord warning not to doubt His faithful servant.
Seeing this, the eagle beastman had a dazed expression.
Whether he was witnessing a miraculous sight or it was due to the curse that took his hair, only he could know.
Meanwhile, I pointed at the letters floating in the air.
“Did you see?”
“I… thought it said to kill.”
In a rebellious tone mixed with disbelief, the eagle beastman retorted.
Then, he soon expressed his anger with a hard clack of his beak.
“And what the hell do you mean by ‘Lord’? That’s just some damn bastard!”
His shallow faith began to waver.
It’s a natural reaction since he lost something valuable.
“You’ve got a lot of trouble in your head. Are you perhaps the patient?”
“It says to kill.”
“No! I’ll prepare it for you as quickly as possible!”
I tilted my head and sparked my eyes, as the letters in the air formed another shape, so I quickly left my spot.
Before long, I returned, grunting while bringing what I had requested.
“Here it is!”
“Thank you. The Lord’s blessing will be upon your head.”
“……I understand.”
With those words, the eagle beastman left, fussing over his head.
Muttering in a sincere voice.
“Lord, I was wrong. Please grow my hair back. Please. Damn it.”
Anyway, with this, the preparation for the actual treatment was complete.
Before proceeding with the treatment, I’d like to ask one question.
What do you think is the best treatment method to change someone’s mind in a short time?
Torture?
I’ve said it multiple times, but no.
Sister Katarina says violence solves everything, but.
This isn’t Noxus; it’s the Beastman Kingdom.
Therefore, the treatment must be appropriate for the Beastman Kingdom.
“Now, open your mouth. From now on, you will eat an apple.”
“Don’t give me that crap! It’s obviously an onion!”
It’s all about hypnosis.
“Hey! I said it’s an apple!”
“Stop shoving it in! That’s already five-! Ugh! Ugh!”
Every time I see a beastman reject treatment, it pains my heart.
I have a human heart, after all.
“How’s it? Is it sweet?”
But at times like this, I must be strong and push forward.
Originally, a healing act inevitably comes with some pain.
[…Is this really hypnosis? It seems like a common sense joke.］
‘Don’t be impatient. Hypnosis is supposed to progress gradually.’
[Damn.］
Some of them indeed didn’t fall under hypnosis.
“Feed them reasonably, you quack bastard!”
“Ayeon, please start the etiquette training for this patient again.”
“Yes!”
“Stop it!”
Still, there were some effects.
“It’s sweet! Damn! So sweet!”
“I’m heterosexual! My girlfriend is also heterosexual!”
“My life has always been rough, so it’s too sweet!”
“This is the taste of sweet pure love! Just like this novel!”
“The last patient hasn’t fallen under hypnosis either. This is a harem.”
“Oh, damn.”
After persistent attempts, most of the beastmen fell into a hypnotic state.
However, this isn’t the end.
Now it’s time to heal their sexual desires from the depths of their consciousness.
I approached one strongly hypnotized beastman and displayed a photo.
“Okay, look here, patient.”
The photo was of a muscular male furry, half undressed.
I cautiously spoke while holding it before the beastman.
“What do you think? Could you share your honest thoughts?”
“……”
The beastman, seeing that, maintained silence as if refusing to answer.
However, the beastman’s response wasn’t really necessary.
Before long, his lower body began to swell.
“Hyeji, please come over here.”
“No, I didn’t mean to do that! This is just because I was stung by a bee earlier!”
The beastman hurriedly denied his physiological reaction.
“Could you give him a sedative injection?”
“It’ll sting.”
– THWACK!
“AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!”
As soon as Hyeji’s injection hit his thigh, his physiological reaction quickly subsided.
I lightly patted the beastman’s thigh as I spoke.
“How is it now, patient? Not in pain, right?”
“It hurts!!! Don’t touch me!!!”
Whether it was the lack of anesthesia or every time I tapped, the beastman screamed.
– THWACK! THWACK! THWACK!
“What about now, patient?”
“……I feel numb…”
“Good.”
After receiving additional sedative injections, he was finally properly anesthetized.
Hyeji’s anesthesia skills are indeed top-notch.
“So shall we start with hypnosis again?”
“……Yes.”
With that, our healing process began anew.
“Open your mouth once more. An apple is going in.”
“Wow! This is so sweet! I feel like my teeth are going to rot!”
“I haven’t even put it in yet. Say ‘Ah~’.”
“Damn! Ugh! Ugh!”
Still, good signs were emerging.
It showed that progress was being made in the healing process.
I was relieved that all the hard work wasn’t in vain.
“What do you think of this photo? Does it turn you on?”
“……I said I feel numb.”
Even showing a photo of a bare muscular furry didn’t elicit any reaction.
So it’s time to move to the next step.
This time, I showed a photo of a naked female beastman.
“What do you think of this? Are you feeling any reaction?”
“Oh, the sensation is starting to return.”
Hearing that, I shook my head with a gloomy expression.
“It’s a failure. I’ll start all over again.”
“Why the hell is this happening, you bastard!!!”
Despite the beastman’s cries, there was no choice but to start treatment from the beginning.
[Weren’t we supposed to heal sexual desires?］
‘Of course.’
This may seem sudden, but how do you treat cancer?
Cancer cells can never return to original cells.
The only way to treat them is to remove them.
In the same sense, truly removing their sexual desires is real treatment.
‘These bastards’ problem is that their sexual desires are the root of it all.’
[Then let’s destroy it!］
‘Eshaktah!’
Thus, our grueling healing continued.
While treating for quite some time.
The eagle beastman, watching nervously, suddenly started munching on an onion.
Seemingly regretting the wasted onion.
“Damn it! I can’t give you more when I have nothing to eat!”
“Hey, why are you eating that? Don’t!”
The reason I stopped Elcia wasn’t just because she was carelessly eating an onion.
That onion is something I could give her plenty of.
“I’ll make sure to get something delicious after this, so stop eating now.”
I was just worried about her munching on raw onions.
Everyone has their preferences, but raw onions basically only taste bitter.
However.
“It’s okay! This is so sweet!”
“……Really?”
Elcia didn’t care at all and kept chomping down on the raw onion.
Without shedding a single tear.
“I stake my Elf Coin on it!”
They say it tastes sweet when cooked.
But the idea that raw onions can taste sweet is unheard of.
[Could it be that the onions in the Beastman Kingdom are different?］
‘So these bastards have been eating sweet stuff while complaining it’s bitter?’
I picked up an onion with a bit of betrayal towards my patients and took a big bite.
“Damn it. This is so bitter. Where’s the sweetness?”
An intense bitterness instantly spread in my mouth.
Pursing my lips and repeatedly spitting out, Elcia stopped eating the onion and began to smile brightly.
“Oh my! It’s not as bitter as what you said!”
“No, you crazy girl.”
At that moment, because I said the onion was bitter, an unexpected event occurred.
“That bastard said it’s bitter with his own mouth, damn it!”
“You bastard! You said it was an apple!”
“See, I told you it was an onion! Apologize!”
Some of the beastmen’s hypnosis broke free.
I tried quickly to re-hypnotize them, but intense anger pulled them out of hypnosis.
“I’m not falling for it anymore, you bastard!!!”
Hypnosis originally affects the patient’s memory.
But currently, emotions like anger were fully utilizing the patient’s memory.
“What will you do now, oh my? Are you thinking of a frontal lobotomy?”
“Such a crude method isn’t something I would use.”
If so, how do I resolve this memory shortage?
“Hyeji, I’ll leave it to you.”
“It’ll sting.”
– SMACK!!!
It was reboot time.
Hyeji whacked the heads of the beastmen hard with the butt of a gun.
In response, the beastmen slumped, unable to even scream.
[…Wasn’t Hyeji an anesthesia nurse?］
‘Right now it’s sleep anesthesia.’
[Ah.]
Before long, the beastmen regained consciousness and looked at me with bright eyes.
“Where am I…”
“This is the hospital. Don’t worry.”
Anyway, with the reboot of their heads done, we resumed the treatment.
“…I can’t feel my tongue. What’s going on? Am I perhaps a mute?”
“You’ll regain sensitivity after you take an apple. Say ‘Ah~’.”
After a lengthy period, all treatment had been completed.
As a result, I treated the sick thoughts of the beastmen of the Motherless Church.
They no longer feel excitement just from seeing men.
No, they ended up in a state where they weren’t excited by anyone at all.
“Just get lost! No, I’ll just disappear!”
“Where’s a place without people! Take me there!”
“I can’t stay here any longer! Save me!!!”
“I’m leaving! To a new kingdom where no one exists!”
“Don’t come near me!!!”
They only trembled whenever they saw someone.
Ultimately, due to excessive social phobia, they left the Beastman Kingdom on their own.
Dragging their sickly bodies to find a desolate place.
It was worthwhile to carve intense experiences into their depths through hypnosis.
“Shinwoo, where the hell are those bastards going?”
“Maybe they’re going to the Mahomaho Kingdom?”
“Does that even exist? It’s just a fictional world from a creative work.”
“Be cautious with your words, Soje. Since Kyarlu exists, the Mahomaho Kingdom must also be there.”
Anyway, the furry gay bastards were no longer to be seen in the Beastman Kingdom.
Simultaneously, only normal beastmen would exist in the Beastman Kingdom now.
So it can be said that I truly saved the Beastman Kingdom.
[Congratulations. Congratulations.］
‘That’s good, very good.’
It’s truly a happy ending.
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