〈 301화 〉 295화 – Euthanasia of Furry Gays.
*
While Caressy was recovering for two days due to bad condition,
we decided to wrap up our work.
Once governed by the Motherless Church, the Beastman Kingdom
has now been completely annihilated.
With the leader of the Motherless Church, the Cardinal, gone,
one would think everything is resolved,
but that can’t be said for certain.
The believers of the Motherless Church we burned are still alive.
Not exactly “fine,” though.
[… A little?］
‘They’re still alive, so it’s “a little.”‘
Even though dying would probably be better, the important thing is that their lives are still intact.
In other words, this means that a second or third Cardinal could arise from here.
That’s why we must eradicate the roots completely.
“Please follow this way.”
“Let’s go, guys.”
We started to move, guided by the Eagle Beastman
to where the believers of the Motherless Church were.
Along the way, Hyeji expressed a question to Elcia.
“Hey, are those bastards really alive?”
“For now! My conscience wouldn’t let me inflict more pain on them!”
“… Elcia Soda has a conscience?”
Just then, we arrived at the location where the followers of the Motherless Church were gathered.
“I’m done here. If you need anything, just let me know.”
“Understood.”
First, I surveyed the surroundings.
They all looked haggard, sitting powerless with their fur completely burned.
But in their eyes flickered a glimmer of revenge and desire.
This means they could stab me in the back someday.
Noticing that wicked gaze, Hyeji quickly spoke up.
“Shinwoo, can we just kill all these bastards?”
“P-Please spare us!!!”
At Hyeji’s words, the few conscious beastmen trembled in fear.
“Killing isn’t good.”
“Shit… what a waste.”
“Phew…”
Hearing my words, they all sighed in relief.
[Are you really just going to let them go?］
‘Of course not.’
In the case of the Cardinal, it’s suicide, so it’s not my fault, but I generally dislike killing.
Dying randomly would only lead to stronger resistance and vows of vengeance.
That’s why we needed to approach it differently.
“So what are you planning? It’s getting annoying.”
“Let’s just kill them all cleanly!”
“I don’t think they deserve to live.”
Seeing the heroines slowly showing their frustration,
I clapped my hands to lighten the mood.
“Alright, gather around. I’ll explain.”
I talked about our future plans to the heroines, making sure the beastmen couldn’t hear us.
Their faces started to fill with joy again.
“Sounds good! No, it actually sounds great.”
“Even if I have to reduce my food, I’ll gladly make that sacrifice!”
“Indeed, you deserve to be the companion of a Succubus. Truly devilish.”
“Whoa! Now that you’re a believer of the Lord, watch your words.”
Seeing our smiles, concern surged on the faces of the beastmen,
but the more they frowned, the deeper our smiles grew.
The beginning of genuine salvation.
*
What’s the biggest problem the beastmen under the Motherless Church have?
Anyone who saw this arc of the Beastman Kingdom would be able to say it for sure.
They are those shit-gay bastards.
They were even given the label of the Two-Flag Kingdom.
It’s amazing that no warnings came from Nobelpia.
‘Why the hell haven’t any warnings come?’
[They’re probably stacking up. Prepare yourself once it concludes.］
‘Shit.’
Anyway, the furry gay bastards with thoroughly twisted minds.
What’s an effective way to correct their thinking?
Torture?
It’s an easy, quick, and straightforward traditional method but not something civilized people like us should do.
We decided to correct them through education and rehabilitation, like proper civilized beings.
First, Elcia and Ayeon lined the beastmen up,
and Hyeji and I began to bring them one by one into our room.
In the process, we would also conduct etiquette training.
“Come in one at a time!”
“… Ugh. Get lost.”
The first beastman spat as if it was his last act of defiance.
He looked like he was severely lacking in manners due to not being educated.
“Oh my, you’re lacking in etiquette! Let’s see about that!”
“Give it back! No, please return my mobile phone!”
Seeing the mobile phone in Elcia’s hand, the beastman began to panic.
Specifically, his eyes widened at the screen showing a coin trading platform.
But it was already too late.
“Stop!!!”
“From now on, you’re Ant Beastman~♡ Trash Ant~♡ Buying coins at the bottom~♡”
Elcia, who had become a “buying machine,” began her buying spree.
“Wahhh… please don’t…”
“Kicking and screaming while buying quality coins~♡”
With the fee for etiquette training paid, the beastman had etiquette engraved deep within.
What a sight to behold.
Meanwhile, Ayeon stood in front of the other beastmen, crossing her arms intimidatingly.
“I could be a demon or a succubus, depending on your attitude.”
“What the fuck does that even mean?”
One beastman questioned Ayeon’s words,
but she replied,
“Your words are too short.”
– Whoosh!
“AAAAAH!!! I’m Sorry!!!”
The etiquette was drilled into the beastman through Ayeon’s summoned Spirit of Fire, Undine.
This should be enough for the initial etiquette education.
Soon after, a haggard beastman entered the room with Hyeji and me.
“Sit down.”
“Yes…”
I made the beastman sit in the chair in the center of the room and tied him up.
In a fit of anxiety with trembling pupils, I softly spoke to the beastman.
“We’re going to test your luck here.”
“And what will that solve?”
The beastman spoke with indifference, but I replied,
“If you pass the luck test, you can leave just like that.”
“Really?”
Hope began to flicker on his face.
I don’t necessarily plan to educate and rehabilitate every last one of them.
That’s only if they pass the test.
Think about the reserves for a second.
The reserves are a kind of education, but there’s a separation between those who go home early and those who go home late.
Here, while their capabilities will come into play, luck is also a crucial factor.
Team luck. Shooting luck. Marksmanship luck. Instructor luck. Condition that day, etc.
That’s why I aimed to test their luck.
If they held strong luck, I planned to let them go without significant rehabilitation.
“Um, how will you test luck? I’m up for anything!”
Unlike when he entered the room, the beastman spoke to me with hopeful eyes.
“Russian Roulette.”
The moment I said that, his expression started to sour.
But it was only for a moment.
“…Alright! I’m a lucky guy who can pull any gacha as a one-hit knockout! No problem!”
“You little shit.”
The beastman quickly wore a confident smile.
As if this was no problem at all.
Honestly, considering he boasts about being able to pull one-hit knockouts in gacha, I thought about starting rehabilitation immediately.
But still, I decided to proceed in the most principled way.
After all, we’re not savages; we’re noble civilized beings.
[If you really pass, will you let him go?］
‘Of course. I do have a heart, after all.’
Now, the beastman was urging me.
“If I pass, you have to let me go! Let’s do this quickly!”
“Of course! Hyeji, bring it here.”
At my words, Hyeji brought the necessary items for Russian Roulette.
“Y-You little shit! This is cheating!”
“What’s wrong?”
The beastman screamed in panic upon seeing the item.
But I didn’t understand why.
After all, the items didn’t violate any conditions of Russian Roulette.
What Hyeji brought in was none other than:
“How the hell is this Russian Roulette?!”
“It is.”
A Gatling gun.
Since the beastman had a lack of understanding,
I began to explain in detail to help him understand.
“It rotates like a revolver. If you’re lucky, you’ll survive.”
“Fuck you! You bastard—!”
With that, the beastman shouted obscenities,
– Bang!
“AAAH!!!!!!”
A single shot drowned out the curses.
“It was too noisy, so I just shot.”
“Well done. As expected of our heroine.”
[……A heart?］
‘I didn’t kill him, you know.’
I keep repeating; we do not commit murder.
That’s the absolute last resort we should take in truly hopeless cases.
In other words, it means we’re showing them as much mercy as we can right now.
As evidence of this was the beastman in front of us.
Though he failed the luck test called Russian Roulette,
we did not take his life.
“I broke my bell!!!! My bell!!!!”
I merely burst one bell.
With tears streaming down, the beastman felt a sense of loss, and I smiled gently.
“Congratulations! From now on, you’ll be joining us.”
“Drop it! You bastard!!!!”
Even when I try to say something nicely, he forgets his manners in no time like a beastly brat.
Seeing that, I sighed painfully.
“Our skills seem to be lacking. We’ll start the etiquette training again.”
“I-I’m sorry! I was wrong! Please!”
The beastman cried, but unfortunately, since he lacked education, we decided to start from the beginning again.
We continued the luck test repeatedly.
– Bang!!!!
“AAAAAH!!!”
“Next.”
At first, they all approached the luck test with self-assured expressions,
but in reality, none of them had luck, and there were still no early leavers.
Just then, another beastman entered to take the luck test.
– Bang!
“AAAAHHHH!!!!”
As soon as I heard that sound, another bell burst.
– Bang!
“Why are you shooting again!!!!”
“You’re screaming too much for my liking, you little shit.”
“Just kill me!! You dog bastards!!!!!”
At that, Hyeji and I looked at each other.
“Did you just call us dog bastards?”
“That’s right, dog bastard.”
“Right? Pretty cute, our dog bastard!”
“Hehehehe!”
Soon after, Hyeji and I simultaneously began to laugh at each other,
while the beastman with two bells burst only grumbled quietly.
“Fucking bastards…”
In the end, not a single beastman passed the luck test until the very end.
Thanks to that, everyone became subjects for rehabilitation.
Of course, that worked out well for us.
*
