〈 Chapter 252 〉 Chapter 246 – Returning Home Again.
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The awkward meeting with Hyeji’s father was over.
Of course, it was obvious he didn’t like me very much.
Still, he didn’t completely deny my relationship with his daughter and her friends, which was a relief.
[…] It seemed like he was denying my very existence, though.
‘Let’s just go with the flow and say good is good.’
Anyway, everything seemed like it was resolved well.
Except for the fact that Hyeji suddenly started using my Juji for her solo sessions.
Honestly, I hadn’t planned on such things when I was at Hyeji’s house with her father around.
“I couldn’t even relieve my sexual desire on Christmas because of you, fuck!”
“……Then why didn’t you just do it yourself?”
“That’s what I’m doing right now! If you don’t want to die, just fill me up faster!”
“Fuck.”
I felt so scared of Hyeji that I decided to quietly obey her words.
But since I was at it, I thought I might take some initiative.
It wasn’t great to always be on the receiving end with the heroines.
But.
“Should I move?”
“Shut up, you shit! What tool ever moved on its own?”
Hyeji snapped at me sharply.
“……You were originally a supporter, you tool girl.”
“……Shut your mouth.”
“Hey, fuck! Slow down!”
Hyeji blocked my mouth by shaking her hips faster.
In the end, Hyeji’s solo session continued until I filled her completely.
Once done, Hyeji stretched as if feeling refreshed and slowly began to put her clothes back on.
“Ah. Doing it at home really is the best.”
[…] Is that something a fuckin’ heroine should say?
‘If you just look at the words without considering context, it sounds like a 19+ novel protagonist, right?’
Then Hyeji looked at her swollen belly with affectionate eyes while caressing it.
“If I get pregnant from solo play, what could I do, right?”
“…Honestly, getting pregnant while still a virgin makes more sense. Please, just don’t jinx it.”
Hyeji had a history.
Once was enough.
Seeing my worried face, Hyeji waved her hand and chuckled.
“Don’t worry about it, idiot. I’m taking my meds, after all.”
“……Really?”
I had already figured out her words were lies through the pregnancy test she had dropped earlier.
She probably didn’t know she dropped it.
I had kept it on hand just in case she tried to dodge responsibility.
As I gently shook it and showed it to the lying Hyeji, I asked.
“So, what’s this? I don’t have testicular cancer, you know?”
“……”
Seeing the test, Hyeji’s expression stiffened slightly.
She avoided my gaze and murmured quietly.
“……It’s proof that I had warm semen inside me.”
“Fuckin’ bitch.”
Unable to withstand my unrelenting gaze, Hyeji complained a little.
“Fuck! You could get pregnant from solo play! Why are you flipping out?!”
“Is the saintess in front of me? Getting knocked up while solo playing?”
“I am a saintess (???)!”
“You’re not that saintess, you shit!”
Sighing, I continued.
“I’ll really give you what you want later, so just wait a little.”
“……You mean it? Can I run a factory 24/7?”
“……As long as I don’t die.”
“Got it for now.”
Anyway, Hyeji seemed determined not to do anything dangerous anymore.
Seeing her like that, I felt a bit relieved.
Just as I was about to get up, I got a dangerous feeling and called out to Hyeji.
“…Hyeji.”
“What is it! Enough with the teasing about me touching myself! I get it already!”
Even though Hyeji was annoyed by my persistent calls,
it couldn’t be helped.
After all,
“……I think something’s wrong with my waist and pelvis. I can’t walk.”
“……Sorry.”
I couldn’t get up.
[Looks like Hyeji’s solo play got a little too intense.]
‘Fuck, I honestly didn’t expect it to evolve even further.’
Somehow, since Hyeji didn’t get to meet me during the vacation, she might have gotten a bit too vigorous, causing issues with my pelvis and waist.
The pain was getting so bad that I began to worry about cracks.
“What should we do, Shinwoo?”
“I brought a wheelchair just in case. Can you go get it for me?”
“……Why a wheelchair?”
“……’Cause I have it.”
Just as Hyeji was putting on my clothes and opening the training center’s lock to get the wheelchair,
Ayeon and Elcia rushed into the training center.
And while Hyeji was away getting the wheelchair, Ayeon and Elcia rushed at me.
“Husband! Why were you here while leaving your precious daughter behind! Thanks to you, my body has been heating up!”
“Master! Can I use your stick?”
“…This is someone else’s house, you crazy girls.”
I pointed out the obvious, and Ayeon tilted her head.
“This is where Asgardians are, right?”
“……So?”
Then Ayeon nodded as if it was obvious and continued.
“So this place where your precious daughter is can be considered the same. In other words, it’s your precious daughter’s front yard.”
“So if my Juji goes inside you, does that make him yours?”
“That’s right.”
“Give me back my dick. Fuck.”
Meanwhile, Elcia was rubbing against me with a bright smile.
“Beastlings don’t care about places! If it feels good, they do it!”
“Fuck, I should have neutered you.”
But right now, my body was not in a normal state.
Wearing a look of regret, I calmly explained to both of them.
“Sorry, but something’s up with my waist and pelvis. So I need to leave quickly.”
“What do you mean?!”
“I’m… doodling?”
As soon as Elcia heard my words, she shot a fierce glare at Ayeon.
Right then,
“How could this fucking Great Demon work you so hard, my husband! No wonder I couldn’t feel your power!”
“Oh, no! I may have gone to the hospital when I was with her, but I was fine otherwise!”
“No wonder Shinwoo came in a wheelchair; that fuckin’ girl broke your pelvis!”
Just then, Hyeji arrived with the wheelchair and immediately joined the crossfire against Ayeon.
Getting bombarded by both, Ayeon wore a face of utter injustice as she protested.
“Your daughter has done nothing wrong! Was it Hyeji who did something shady?”
“Before I even did anything, Shinwoo was already ruined!”
“Do you really think Hyeji would do anything? That Great Demon! ……Huh? Wait a moment?”
[…Hyeji’s conscience really has faded a lot.]
‘It seems to have disappeared in proportion to her chest. It was never there anyway.’
In any case, Hyeji had brought over the wheelchair.
Struggling to get into the wheelchair, I saw Elcia sniffing the air.
Then suddenly, Elcia shot a sharp gaze at Hyeji.
“What the fuck! That’s Hyeji’s female smell!”
“How dare you try to frame my daughter!”
“……How the fuck did you know that?”
In an instant, they designated Hyeji as the target.
As I quickly pulled the wheelchair to leave,
I could hear Hyeji’s retort behind me.
“If you’re wronged, then just do it at home! Who the hell do you think you are without a house!”
“Our house went to America! It’s going to be 2,000 sqft and we’ll be back soon!”
“Technically, Hyeji sent my daughter and Elcia to heaven!”
Ultimately, there was no choice but to leave Hyeji’s house all alone in solitude.
Struggling with the wheelchair, I finally arrived at my home.
[You motherfucker! If it hurts, just go to the hospital!]
‘Is it really necessary to go to the hospital? It’s a waste of money.’
And it wasn’t just about the money; honestly, it was a hassle.
I thought it would get better with some rest.
[When does this fucker think a visit to the hospital is necessary? Is it only when he’s revived?]
The moment I lay down on the bed, Peace muttered in a tone of disdain,
but even that felt too much of a bother to answer as I slipped into sleep.
It had been a more hectic day than I expected.
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Days passed since the meeting at Hyeji’s house.
While doing something important in the empty house, I suddenly received a call from an unknown number.
At first, I was mad and didn’t pick up, but the call came again.
However, I was in the middle of something very important.
Without a moment’s hesitation, I cut the call and immediately blocked it.
After that, I received calls from other numbers starting with 070, but I blocked those too.
[Just pick up for once! It could be something important!]
‘Shut up. Thanks to this fucker, my complete focus on manual control got wrecked.’
Not a mobile number, but starting with 070.
That much was certain.
It was either voice phishing or election promotion.
‘Ah, fuck. Confirmed as a scam call.’
[Idiot.]
Everyone was annoying.
With nothing to do, I considered playing around with the heroines but decided to hold back for now.
With this mood, I felt like I wouldn’t get anything done.
After some thought, I decided on today’s side dish and focused on the video playing.
Ding dong.
“Mom.”
I heard the doorbell.
Though my immersion was broken, I decided to focus again.
If there was any common sense, they’d leave quickly, and right now was a very crucial part.
But then.
Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong!
“What a fuckin’ loser.”
The doorbell kept ringing.
I thought they would leave if I stayed quiet, but contrary to my expectations, the doorbell continued ringing as if they knew I was in here.
I couldn’t hold it in anymore.
Interfering with something important twice was unforgivable.
[What the fuck is even important about that?]
‘It’s important to me, fuck!’
I approached the door with my mom’s stick in hand.
I was fully ready to hit them if necessary.
No, I just thought about hitting them once.
‘I won’t forgive anyone who interrupts my happy time.’
[It could be a guest!]
That’s not possible.
The persistent ringing could only mean two things:
A multi-level marketing scheme or a cult.
I tightened my grip on the stick.
As the doorbell rang again, I swung the door open forcefully.
“ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE! YOU DAMN FUCKER!!!”
Before I could respond, Caressy’s paw hit my face with a solid thud.
Just like that, it was clean.
‘So it was a cult bastard.’
[At least call yourself a religious person!!!]
Looking at me with a puzzled expression, Caressy put her hands on her hips and shouted.
“Aren’t you supposed to go to the Beastman Kingdom?!”
“Oh, right.”
That’s true.
It was time to keep my promise with Caressy.
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