〈 Episode 248 〉 Episode 242 – Wha, wha, where am I? Doctor.
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In endlessly dark darkness.
Nothing can be seen.
Nothing can be felt.
But strangely, I wasn’t anxious.
This darkness felt oddly cozy.
Am I sinking into this?
Just as I was about to let my mind slip away into this comfort.
A faint light flickered in front of my eyes.
When I turned my head, the light didn’t disappear and persistently obstructed my vision.
Even the intensity of the light began to increase.
And that wasn’t all.
As the light grew stronger.
This time, something was stimulating my hearing.
Tap. Tap.
The sound of water droplets falling.
It’s falling one drop at a time, extremely slowly.
Yet it fell steadily without any change.
The sound didn’t get any louder, but somehow, it was annoying.
Just as a bit of irritation was about to arise, the light flickered, and a dark silhouette appeared.
Then that silhouette suddenly started talking to me.
“□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□!!!”
I couldn’t understand a word.
It just sounded like it was saying something desperately.
Just when I thought it didn’t seem to matter and tried to ignore it.
The silhouette shouted at me even more strongly and frantically.
“Hunter x Hunter is confirmed to resume!!!”
This was important news.
I immediately opened my eyes.
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An unfamiliar white ceiling was visible.
I tried to sit up to figure out where I was.
But it was impossible.
I couldn’t exert any strength and felt groggy.
The only possible movement was to barely turn my head.
I shakily raised my head and struggled to check my surroundings.
White floor, walls, and ceiling.
Curtains on the window. A TV in front of me shaped like a wall.
An empty sofa next to the bed.
It was an endlessly unfamiliar space, but.
I could tell for sure where this place was.
It was a hospital.
I realized this for two reasons.
One was the faint smell of disinfectant mildly tickling my nose.
The other was the IV needle inserted into my hand.
Since there was no one around, it seemed like a private room.
The sound of the droplets I had heard earlier must be from the IV fluid dripping.
It was strange that I woke up in a hospital.
But there was something more important.
The content I heard right before opening my eyes.
There’s a saying that if you expect something, you’ll be betrayed.
Because of that, I had long since given up hope.
But after hearing what I had just heard, the flame in my heart rekindled.
Just in time, Piece began to speak to me urgently.
[You! Hunter x Hunter is confirmed to resume!!!]
‘Really? On my mom’s life? If you’re lying, I’m gonna make you regret it.’
[I’m without a mom, so I must borrow someone else…]
‘For now, I’ll lend you Old Man Kang-hyuk. Really? Where’s the proof?’
As I pressed hard, Piece quickly replied.
[The author posted the news himself.]
‘……I’m so glad he’s alive…’
A single tear fell from my eye without me realizing it.
I never dreamed that the legendary series on hiatus would return.
‘How can I repay this enormous grace?’
[You shall stab a thousand times in gratitude.]
At that moment, someone opened the door and came in.
I looked up at the unfamiliar figure.
It was a Succubus in a doctor’s coat with glasses and another Succubus dressed as a nurse.
And Ayeon too.
“Hey!!!”
“You’ve come.”
Ayeon rushed over to me.
I couldn’t get up to greet her, so I just leaned my head against Ayeon who hugged me.
“What day is it today? And how long have I… been here?”
“It’s the day after Christmas! You’ve been here for about thirty minutes!”
“That’s not too long.”
Following that, the doctor Succubus and nurse Succubus headed toward the bed I was lying on.
I already knew I was in a hospital, but I opened my mouth for one last confirmation.
“Where… is this?”
“Oh, it’s a hospital. Don’t worry.”
Just as I wondered if I had come out from a hotel, the doctor Succubus quickly added.
“Such things happen often, so the hotel doubles as a hospital.”
“……often?”
“You aren’t the first patient. And you won’t be the last.”
From the doctor’s words, I realized I hadn’t escaped from the hotel yet.
It indicated that such incidents were quite common.
The doctor Succubus calmly continued speaking.
“I administered an aphrodisiac for emergency treatment.”
“……what did you administer?”
“You lost too much fluid. You could have been in serious trouble.”
The treatment was a bit odd, but at least I was alive thanks to it.
Just as I was about to express my gratitude.
I felt a sense of unease.
“…f*ck?”
“Hey, why are you saying that?”
Ayeon questioned me, but something more serious was at hand.
I trembled and spoke to the doctor Succubus.
“I don’t feel anything… down there… what happened?”
I had no sensation.
Right below.
‘Juji! Wake up!’
『……』
No matter how much I called, Juji was silent.
For some reason, it was stiff, but the lack of sensation was a really serious issue.
When I looked at the doctor Succubus with a lost expression, Ayeon, who was beside me, panicked and cried out.
“What do you mean! Our lord is a eunuch now! What does that mean!”
I said it was difficult, but at that moment, I felt good.
Plus, I had been thinking of having kids someday, but that plan was now shattered.
Though Juji was still standing, it wasn’t a normal situation.
It was the worst.
[Now you can make an appearance in the ‘Wild Age’ synthesize!]
‘Stupid b*tch, that’s not what’s important.’
The nurse Succubus smiled at me.
It was no surprise that Ayeon was furious to see that.
“Are you finding this funny? My lord has become like this!”
“No, it’s only natural you wouldn’t have any sensation.”
“Explain!”
Then the nurse Succubus wore an even brighter smile.
“I also used anesthesia. After some time, the effect will wear off.”
“…I’m relieved. Sorry for getting angry.”
“It’s okay. Most people who come here are like this.”
Ayeon apologized and the nurse Succubus accepted it readily.
Seeing that, I cautiously asked.
“By any chance, when will the anesthesia wear off?”
“Oh, that?”
Then the nurse Succubus made a face as if she understood.
She slowly raised three fingers.
“In three hours? Not bad.”
It wasn’t a complete eunuch situation.
Furthermore, I hadn’t intended it, but I was guaranteed a solid three hours of rest.
Feeling grateful, relief washed over me.
“Two.”
“……?”
One of the nurse Succubus’s fingers folded.
That was a death sentence.
Tension began to rise all over my body.
“Don’t lie to me, you chicken-head!”
“One.”
Even though my teeth were chattering with fear.
Finally, the cruel countdown from the nurse Succubus came to an end.
“It’s over!”
No sooner than that, an overwhelming feeling of relaxation flooded my entire body.
With a sharp pain like being punctured in my abdomen.
And Juji also resurrected.
『I’m back, woohoo!』
‘F*ck.’
In the blink of an eye, I felt an overwhelming sense of urgency.
Looking down, I noticed my lower body was quite damp.
I turned my fierce gaze to Ayeon and forced out the words.
“…Don’t tell me… did we… do it a little while ago?”
“……I’m sorry. You looked so good, I couldn’t stop myself…”
No matter how I thought about it, it was odd.
Anesthesia should make you completely numb for a certain amount of time.
Juji shouldn’t have stood at all.
Had the nurse Succubus caught on to my confusion, she quickly spoke.
“It’s a special anesthetic for Succubi. You won’t feel anything, but your… member operates normally.”
“……why is there even such a thing?”
“Because people have requested it for mind control or play while asleep. It’s also available in pill form.”
A highly unethical Succubi anesthetic.
Before I could even point that out, Ayeon spoke up first.
“Isn’t this nonsense! That means it’s possible to rape the opponent while they’re asleep!”
“Don’t worry; mutual consent must be established.”
Ayeon glared sharply, and the nurse Succubus slightly recoiled but still kept her sales spirit.
Then Ayeon fixed her fierce gaze on the nurse Succubus and hissed.
“Do you offer discounts for Succubi?”
“Of course. Would you like a points card?”
“Make it happen. And I’ll pay with a card. I need to rack up some mileage.”
“Card usage is only possible through the kiosk.”
“Damn it, stop, you crazy woman.”
I quickly stopped Ayeon, who was trying to leave the hospital room.
If she uses that, it would be obvious she’d take advantage of me when I’m asleep.
In other words, when I’m healing, I won’t be healed, and only blood will be shed.
It was dangerous.
Just as I finally stopped Ayeon and let out a sigh of relief, Ayeon suddenly started undressing.
“You crazy woman! What do you think you’re doing here!”
“I need to finish what we started, don’t I?”
As if used to such situations, the doctor Succubus had already left, and the nurse Succubus began to cheerfully speak.
“Are you planning to have a one-night stand? Or want to stay overnight?”
“I’ll stay overnight.”
“No, f*ck. Wait a minute—”
“Thank you for using our service!”
Before I could even protest, Ayeon answered, and the nurse Succubus dashed out of the room.
As I stared blankly at the door the nurse Succubus had exited.
The door swung open, and the nurse Succubus hurriedly returned.
“I almost forgot. Here, take this.”
“What is this?”
The nurse Succubus handed me an object.
It was a small remote-like device with a white body and a red button.
It seemed like a call bell for nursing.
“If you ever really find it tough, press this.”
“So, if I press this, will the nurses come?”
“If you press this…”
Still, it’s not like a place for living people has a law saying you must die.
If necessary, I would be able to escape this crisis by pressing this.
Thank goodness.
“It just makes you feel good.”
“F*ck.”
So it wasn’t a relief at all.
[It’s a bubble wrap kind of thing.]
‘Why the f*ck is that necessary?’
After saying that, the nurse Succubus left the hospital room.
As Ayeon’s waist began to move, the time of pain and pleasure began.
“Since you’re at the hospital, give me a menstrual vaccine.”
“Go get the vaccine from the Four Thousand Way, f*ck.”
In the midst of that, the more f*cked-up thing was.
The item the nurse had given me.
Every time I pressed it, it weirdly felt good.
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