Chapter 206

〈 Chapter 207 〉 Chapter 204 – Surprise.

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The fight has come to an end.

I won.

The President lost.

Of course, aside from that, there was something I had to do.

That was none other than.

“Elcia! Let’s hurry to the hospital!”

Taking Elcia to the hospital.

She must have been seriously injured from that earlier attack.

But.

“Master! I’m fine! Just a little sore, that’s all!”

“What do you mean? You’re hurt!”

Elcia insisted she wasn’t hurt at all.

But I couldn’t easily accept that.

The attack from the President just a moment ago was quite dangerous, and most importantly.

Elcia took it head-on with her bare body.

Yet, Elcia showed a calm demeanor despite my urgent tone.

As if she was completely uninjured.

“The snacks I brought this time are South Korean snacks, mainly potato chips! So I didn’t get hurt at all!”

“……Ah.”

[So it was K-snacks.]

‘They could work as airbags.’

K-snacks.

Snacks with overwhelming development ambition.

With a few, you could make a raft that could float down a river, and if you bought nitrogen, they would give you snacks as a gift.

The doll costume she was wearing was packed with them, so she insisted she wasn’t hurt at all.

However.

“Don’t be ridiculous. Your stomach exploded and you’re bleeding.”

The sound that came from Elcia’s body from the President’s kick definitely sounded nothing like a snack popping.

It was the sound of something getting crushed and broken.

A sound that should never emerge from a person’s body.

I hastily tried to check Elcia’s exploded abdomen.

Because I couldn’t let her insides be injured.

Upon hearing my words, Elcia grinned as she spoke to me.

“Master! This isn’t blood!”

“……Then what is it?”

At that moment, something approached Elcia quickly, proving what burst from her abdomen.

It was none other than.

“……What are you doing, Boss?”

– Lick! Lick! Lick!

A purple pig, that couldn’t even say its name.

That creature was suddenly licking up what had been assumed to be Elcia’s blood.

– Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!

“No, f*ck.”

Somehow, that purple pig seemed to be saying ‘Tteok!!! Bbo!!! Ggi!!!’.

[Looks like the tteokbokki container exploded. At least it’s a relief that it burst here.]

‘Well, better here than in the server room.’

Had it burst in the server room, posts accusing ‘Is it you again?’ would have cropped up.

It was a small relief.

Just then, I heard the shouts of the animal enthusiasts.

“What the hell was that purple pig! Who brought it in!”

“I thought it was an animal and baited it with tteokbokki! It turned out to be a person! I just brought it along.”

“Shit! I told you to aim for the deer!”

“That’s Cheonma! I can’t catch that! If you’re so mad, go catch it yourself!”

It seems they were aiming for Nopia’s Martial Arts Deer and ended up bringing in Nobel-chan.

Then Elcia clapped her hands and spoke.

“Oh! This must be the Boss! If I shorten the name—”

“Elcia, f*ck. Just shut up for a second.”

I quickly averted a crisis in the story.

Shortening the name could cause a big commotion.

[That was a close call.]

‘F*ck, I’m really anxious about this.’

No matter what, the purple pig continued trying to eat Elcia’s tteokbokki.

At that moment, Elcia’s expression turned fierce and she growled at the purple pig.

“Stop eating my tteokbokki! It was hard to pack that up!”

– Omnomnom!

Elcia began to adopt a four-legged stance, vigilantly watching the Boss.

Meanwhile, the Boss was trying to lick up the spilled tteokbokki sauce on the ground.

Unable to watch any longer, I urgently intervened.

“No, Boss. That’s a loss. I’ll buy you another one, so stop eating it.”

At that moment, the purple pig turned its gaze toward me.

What the hell was I going to buy it.

“How about one serving of franchise tteokbokki?”

– Slap!!!

At that moment, the purple pig slapped me hard across the face.

Are you crazy?

One serving at best.

Doing it as a franchise, was there even a conscience in that?

I unconsciously clenched my fists.

‘What the f*ck? Do you want me to start calling you by a shorter name from now on?’

[Please don’t. That might bring the story down.]

Anyway, the Boss was still the Boss.

This time, they suggested a reasonable compromise.

“I’ll get you four servings of street tteokbokki. So just stop picking it up.”

Then the Boss showed me ten fingers, looking serious.

As if asking who would care about just four servings.

‘This bastard is real.’

[That one eats a lot.]

What could I do?

In the end, I decided to accept the Boss’s demands.

Only then did the Boss nod and shake my hand.

It was a difficult world to get by.

Then suddenly, a thought flickered through my mind.

I quickly grabbed the Boss, about to leave, and said my piece.

“If I buy you tteokbokki this time, will you approve my application for Nobeltycon later without rejection?”

At that moment, the Boss sternly stated that it would have to follow company censorship policies.

Insisting they couldn’t reflect personal opinions.

The Boss really only used their position when convenient.

[So rejection is practically confirmed.]

‘F*ck.’

Anyway, the Boss situation had settled.

The moment the Boss slapped me once more to keep my promise and walked out the door.

– Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!

I heard the sound of something being licked.

Turning my gaze to confirm, the source was none other than Elcia.

“……Crazy girl, why are you eating that again?”

“Because it’s delicious!”

“Ugh, f*ck.”

Elcia was eating the tteokbokki that had fallen on the floor.

After stopping one, the other had exploited the chance to eat.

My head was throbbing.

“Master! Are you okay? There are fried snacks too; do you want some?”

“……Just don’t give me sweet potato fries.”

“Here you go!”

[In the meantime, why the hell are you just eating!]

‘She’s offering fried snacks, so I have to take them. Oh. Gimmari is the bomb.’

Then I suddenly recalled Hyeji was still struggling outside.

I quickly shouted loudly so Hyeji could hear.

“Hyeji! The President bastard that was here fainted! Now, let’s wreck everything!”

At that moment, the atmosphere outside changed.

A sudden shift in mood.

From the perspective of the hunted prey.

To that of the hunting predator it seemed.

Though her face wasn’t visible, I just had a feeling Hyeji was wearing a ferocious smile.

To prove that, I could hear the frantic cries of the animal enthusiasts starting to ring out.

“Shit! We’re f*cked! The President got taken down!”

“I haven’t attacked yet! Please spare me!”

“Actually, I’m a human-bug hybrid! Please just let me off this once!”

“I have someone I promised to marry! I just have a bit more fur than usual!”

“No, don’t come near! If you do, I’ll rat you out to the hamster!”

At that moment, with a sinister smile, Hyeji manifested a shotgun.

“You dog bastards, answer me.”

“Y-yes! What is it?!”

She pressed the gun against one animal enthusiast’s face and began to question.

“Do you think my breasts are big or small?”

“……That is—”

As the animal enthusiast hesitated, Hyeji fired a shot into the air.

– Bang!!!

“Eeek!!!!”

“Answer quickly. I don’t have time for this.”

The remaining animal enthusiasts were trembling in place, fearing that they could be next.

Meanwhile, the animal enthusiast trembling from the gunshot hurriedly replied to Hyeji.

“They’re the biggest breasts I’ve ever seen!”

– Bang!!!

Hyeji pulled the trigger again without hesitation.

Several rounds pierced the legs of the animal enthusiast.

“Aaaaarrrgh!!!!”

“You’re a liar, aren’t you?”

This time, she aimed her gun at another still healthy animal enthusiast.

“Now, you tell me. Do you think my breasts are big or small?”

“T-that is…”

Quite a difficult question to answer.

Given the dilemma, the questioned animal enthusiast forced a smile and answered Hyeji.

“They’re extremely beautiful breasts.”

“That’s not the answer I asked for. Tell me. Are they big or small?”

As the animal enthusiast sweated profusely while maintaining a forced smile, they continued.

“…To be honest, they’re small breasts.”

– Bang!!!

Once again, Hyeji’s gun fired.

This time, it blasted the arm of the unfortunate animal enthusiast.

Of course, the animal enthusiast yelled protests at Hyeji.

“Shit!!! Why did you shoot this time? I answered honestly!”

“I felt like it. What’s the problem?”

Hyeji tilted her head, questioning why I would even ask that.

That made the animal enthusiast scream in agony, clutching his arm.

“F*ck you! What kind of woman has no breasts! You’re just some gay bastard—”

– Bam!

“AAAAAAAAAH!!!!”

Hyeji seemed a bit angry as she quickly blasted both arms and legs off the animal enthusiast.

With that, the animal enthusiast fainted.

As the reaction ceased, Hyeji turned her gaze to the other animal enthusiasts.

– Click!

“Who’s answering this time?”

This time, Hyeji, manifesting a machine gun, aimed at the group of animal enthusiasts.

The animal enthusiasts, stunned by such an unreasonable question, tried to flee outside, but.

“Hyeji’s cutoff is in place!”

“Don’t worry about the pig! I’ll hold it down.”

Ayeon’s summoned beast blocked the exit.

As for the Chief’s Son, Carressy was ready to beat them up again if she stood up.

The animal enthusiasts were in a situation where escape was no longer possible.

To the trembling animal enthusiasts.

Hyeji suddenly began to shout.

“I am Hyeji.”

As the animal enthusiasts tilted their heads in confusion, Hyeji gave a sinister smile, directing her machine gun toward them.

“I’m f*cking Hyeji, you dog bastards!!!!!”

For us, it was a festival.

For the animal enthusiasts, it was the beginning of a funeral.

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