〈 Chapter 199 〉 I thought I could enjoy the festival, but…
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“Fck.*”
“It’s fcking true!*”
“Fcking hell.*”
“What the fck.*”
The heroines’ sudden outbursts of swear words.
But there was no need to correct them.
It wasn’t the time to hold back on curses.
[Hey, you f*cking bastards!!!]
“Those bastard dogs are real.”
Right now, we are currently in the New World.
However.
This place is a f*cked-up New World like no other.
To explain this, we need to go back a day earlier.
When I met the Lizard Beastman.
To that point.
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The Lizard Beastman suddenly came to me with a job.
His serious demeanor made me tense up unexpectedly.
“What’s this about?”
“Do you remember the incident that happened after last year’s midterms?”
The Lizard Beastman suddenly asked about events after the midterms.
But so much had happened since then, I couldn’t recall it properly.
“I don’t really remember.”
“The Chief’s Son incident.”
“Oh, that f*cking bastard!”
Previously, the Chief’s Son got caught trying to engage in NTR with multiple people at the Academy.
I recalled they weren’t doing it alone but with a group for animal activities & sexual acts.
Thank goodness we apprehended them; otherwise, even the Unicorns would have howled in grief.
Moreover, the Chief’s Son wasn’t just a regular member but the vice president of the animal enthusiasts’ group.
It was a problematic incident in many ways.
But the real serious issue starts now.
Several of them, including the Chief’s Son, had drugs.
And the animal enthusiasts’ group members knew about the drugs and were actually planning to use them.
I thought it would just end with the weird sexual desires of those enthusiasts, but it was entangled in serious crimes.
[Maybe around Chapter 85?]
‘It’s been over 100 chapters since then; of course, I don’t remember.’
Unintentionally, my fists clenched tightly.
“Don’t tell me those bastards are showing up again.”
“More precisely, they’re scheduled to appear.”
“When is that?”
“Tomorrow. That’s why I rushed over.”
The Lizard Beastman bowed his head apologetically.
He probably felt sorry for making this request right as the festival began.
Honestly, I didn’t care much.
It was just a checkpoint I had to pass while dealing with the Chief.
Suddenly, a question popped into my head.
“Couldn’t you just tell me over the phone?”
“Ah.”
The Lizard Beastman, who was capable enough to handle the incompetent Chief’s business without issues, showed an unexpected clumsiness in this situation.
Of course, it wasn’t hard to understand.
With the urgency of the matter, it must’ve been difficult to stay calm.
“But how did you find this out?”
“…The Chief’s Son openly wrote it on his profile.”
The Lizard Beastman immediately pulled out his mobile phone and started showing it to me.
Honestly, that was better for me.
I didn’t know what kind of abyss would pop up, and if I were to suffer alone, then so be it.
What appeared on the screen was the Chief’s Son’s profile.
The profile picture had an image of an animal hugging a human.
[…I already want to quit this body.］
‘What a crazy joke.’
This time, I began reading the introduction written on the profile.
《Animal☆Enthusiast Man Club Vice President.》
《Our next meetup is D-1.》
Seeing those stars made the frustration double.
But first, I needed to confirm how he figured out the schedule.
Holding back the rampaging frustration, I spoke to the Lizard Beastman.
“Have you tried talking to him?”
“Just as I thought, I accessed it with an unused account.”
The Lizard Beastman pulled out another phone to show me.
On the screen was a chat log with someone presumed to be the Chief’s Son.
Me [Vice President, I lost my phone; can you tell me our meeting schedule?]
Buta [Are you really a member of the ‘Animal☆Enthusiast Man Club’?]
Me [Yes. I’ve also read the mandatory novel of the Animal☆Enthusiast Man Club ‘♥Master and I♥’.]
Buta [Why did you lose your phone? If you don’t have a proper reason, the President will deal with it personally.]
As soon as I viewed that content, I spoke to the Lizard Beastman.
“The saved name isn’t the Chief’s Son’s real name.”
“Then what do you call that pig bastard?”
“That’s a fitting name. Good job.”
Looking at the chat, it seemed he was suspicious and wary to some extent.
Still, the Lizard Beastman must’ve responded well enough that they discovered this plot.
Just as I was curious how he roasted them.
“Hold on. Let me say something.”
Suddenly, the Lizard Beastman erased the screen.
Wondering why, I shifted my gaze, and the Lizard Beastman had a slightly flustered expression.
“Just for reference, this was a chat I had no choice but to do. Please don’t misunderstand.”
“I won’t misunderstand; just show me already.”
“…Alright.”
The trembling hands seemed to bring more misunderstandings.
But I decided to just let it be, no matter what chat would come up.
Me [Actually, I dropped it while playing with a dolphin, so I lost it.]
Buta [You’re a member! I’ll send you a photo, so check it and come.]
That was a conversation with a bit more intensity than what I’d expected.
Then, suddenly, the Lizard Beastman started looking at me intensely.
“I had no choice but to chat.”
“……”
“Answer me. Please.”
“I’ll understand.”
Anyway, the Chief’s Son trusted the other party and spread information with only that chat.
The phrase “sexual desire and intelligence run in the family” fit perfectly here.
I scrolled down again.
This time, I needed to check out the photo sent by the Chief’s Son.
The photo sent by the Chief’s Son contained detailed information about the upcoming meeting.
Time: Tomorrow night at 10 PM.
Location: A relatively large bar room in a secluded part of the Academy.
Preparation items: Personal items that fit one’s sexual preferences and animal costume to wear when entering the bar.
Lastly, there was also an optional syringe.
They seemed set to rent a room and conduct an outrageous act.
Moreover, with syringes as an option, it hinted at plans for drug use as well.
At that moment.
Buta [Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention. Here’s the list of animals we’ll be sharing love with. Keep it in mind.]
A message came from the Chief’s Son along with a photo.
The photo had a list of animals they intended to engage with this time.
There were just over ten types of animals listed.
Seeing the variety, I impulsively sent a message.
Me [Are you f*cking kidding me? You want me to hold back with just this?]
Realizing my blunder only after hitting send.
The Lizard Beastman clung to me in panic.
“Shinwoo! Why did you send that!”
“Ah, fck. I messed up because it was too fcked up.”
At that moment, an alarm sounded indicating a new message.
The sender was, of course, the Chief’s Son.
Buta [If you can’t do even this much, get lost to the ‘Animal☆Enthusiast Super Coward Club.’]
I couldn’t let this mess up.
After all, it was a situation that spilled from my mistake.
I had to fix it.
Me [You want me to hold back with just that? There should be more! And you call that an animal enthusiast?]
The “1” next to the message disappeared, but the reply hadn’t come yet.
The Chief’s Son had definitely read it, but without a response, my heart was racing.
Anxiously waiting for what he might say, finally, a message came from the Chief’s Son.
Pig [Alright!!! We’ll prepare more! You should have that level of ambition! The future of our Man Club is bright!]
For now, it seemed to have been resolved well.
Meanwhile, upon seeing that message, a piece of my mind started boiling.
[Seriously, what the f*ck are those bastards doing calling it a Man Club!!!]
‘Those bastards with dead mothers.’
Man Club.
A place where only those who can summon all characters directly with cash can go without rerolling.
They don’t bother with pieces; just summon if you have the money.
Such animal enthusiasts have no right to utter such words.
I thought about throwing my phone right now, but I restrained myself.
Ending it here would lead to nothing.
This time, I texted slowly and carefully to avoid making a mistake.
Me [Thank you for the compliment.]
Buta [Someone like you deserves to be treated well! I’ll specially invite you to the VIP room!]
Me [It’s an honor. Is there anything I need to prepare for entry?]
Buta [Hold on a minute.]
What a surprising outcome.
If it’s the VIP room, there should be important figures.
If the vice president, the Chief’s Son, is joining, then there’s a high chance the President will be there too.
[Are you planning to target the President?]
‘It seems this bastard is linked to a drug route.’
Despite being the vice president, the Chief’s Son knew nothing at all.
Naturally, it was laughable to think he would know anything with that level of intelligence.
So this time, he was aiming for the President.
Even if the President didn’t know anything about the drugs, it wouldn’t be a big deal.
Being in the VIP room, there would be at least someone related inside.
While sorting through my thoughts, a message came in from the Chief’s Son.
It seemed he was about to tell me something necessary for entering the VIP room.
Buta [The VIP room password is ‘Master, let’s do that today. Squeak.’]
[F*ck, seriously.]
‘Motherf*cker.’
As soon as I saw that real password, I wanted to throw everything about the Chief’s Son aside.
Piss must have also been pretty fed up, only spewing curses.
I wrote the response with difficulty again, sweating more than before.
Me [Understood.]
Buta [See you then!]
Finally, the hellish conversation came to an end.
I could roughly gauge the psychology of those animal enthusiasts who chose this timing.
During the Academy’s festival period, entry procedures are relaxed so that outsiders can come and enjoy.
Since outsiders are also great sources of revenue.
So, those animal enthusiasts were aiming for this opportunity.
I couldn’t forgive that.
‘Thanks to those f*cking bastards, a webtoon adaptation is out the window.’
[If you have a conscience, don’t spout such bullshit.]
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