〈 Chapter 157 〉 Chapter 156 – Delivery and Shipping are Welcomed by Everyone.
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Charging headfirst is crazy.
We had no idea how many people were inside.
In this state, barging in would only lead to disaster.
Even though we have the万能 치트키 (omnipotent cheat key) Hyeji, using abilities without permission is something the state would haul you off for.
This is South Korea, the land of spicy flavors for real hunters.
So.
“Who is it?”
“Stop!”
We chose a different approach.
What makes people’s guard drop the most?
Delivery.
What a beautiful word it is.
No matter how vicious and evil the people are, they can’t resist delivery.
So we decided to sneak in during that moment of ritual.
With Caressy’s card, Jeong Bia got a bag big enough to hold four helmets, four loose outfits, and about two people.
Our operation was to fit one person in and proudly walk into the mansion.
Through rock-paper-scissors, it was decided that Elcia would get into the bag, and currently, we were stacking food on top of Elcia lying in the bag.
“Is it really necessary to put food in?”
“We need to prepare as much as possible to avoid misunderstandings.”
And I naturally swatted away Elcia’s outstretched hand.
“Don’t miss the delivery. We’ll be dead.”
“Tch. That’s a shame.”
[W-What a food-stealing bastard!］
‘It’s a death penalty, a death penalty.’
Just in case, we waited until noon the next day.
If we went in the middle of the night, we’d definitely be suspicious.
The guards had also changed shifts, so we considered it the optimal timing. We all donned helmets and approached the guards.
The bag was quite large, so we carried it carefully with one person positioned at each corner.
There seemed to be some noises coming from inside, but we had no time to pay attention due to the guards glaring at us.
I spoke as naturally as possible to the guards, who were on high alert.
“Delivery.”
“I see. Welcome.”
In an instant, the guards’ suspicion melted away.
Just as one of the guards was about to open the door, another guard frowned and voiced a question.
“Wait a minute! What kind of delivery has such a big bag?”
It was a fundamental question from a guard.
I replied as if it were obvious.
“It’s all food.”
“Which pig bastard eats that much?”
“Hey, wait a minute, that’s right.”
The guard who was initially going to open the door stopped the growling guard and said, “There was that Nakadashi who came as a guest.”
“Oh… that fucking pig? Isn’t his name Kadashi?”
“They said to call him by his mother’s surname first.”
“Oh. For a name, it’s really a succubus?”
[The name is fucking real.］
‘Jeong Ahyeon’s name was so pretty.’
The two nodded, looking convinced.
“Leave it there. I’ll deliver it.”
“But we agreed to pay on-site.”
At my words, the two succubus guards exchanged glances, silently pondering what to do.
I decided to press on.
“Will you be paying for us?”
“Please go in quickly!”
“It’s at the far end of the first floor!”
Without any hesitation, they quickly opened the door, and we naturally walked in.
Still, the guard succubus who was suspicious of us shouted as we approached the mansion.
“Wait a moment! Can you show us the contents?”
But we had piled all the food high.
There was nothing to worry about.
I looked at the approaching guard succubus while checking to see if the food was stacked well.
Nothing.
There was nothing left.
Only empty plates remained.
And among them, Elcia’s face appeared.
When Elcia made eye contact with me, she beamed brightly.
“Hey, where’s the food?”
“Hehe! I ate it well!”
I quickly whispered to Elcia so the approaching guard succubus wouldn’t hear.
“Damnit, I told you not to steal any.”
“So I didn’t steal any, I ate it all!”
“Fuck, seriously.”
Now, I had something to worry about.
The guards were already in front of us.
The rest of the group was silently looking at me, as if asking how we would resolve this situation.
At that moment.
“Intruders! Call for more reinforcements!”
A frantic female voice echoed from inside the mansion.
As if they had received a call, one of the guard succubi was hurriedly on the phone, looking very flustered.
And with an anxious expression, they urgently warned us.
“Hurry up and make the delivery and get out!”
“Yeah, of course.”
The guard succubi dashed back into the mansion.
Whatever happened, it was a huge relief. We also stepped into the mansion.
Of course, I didn’t forget to give Elcia a good smack on the head.
“It hurts!”
“I’m gonna kill you.”
As soon as we entered the mansion, the sight before us was very devastating.
It was clear that intruders had caused chaos; everything was in disarray.
Since no one was watching, we moved according to Jeong Bia’s orders.
“……What the fuck are you doing?”
“Let’s just grab a few things.”
“You crazy bastard! Don’t steal my house decorations!”
“I’m not stealing, just picking up what’s lying around.”
Of course, I filled the delivery bag with anything valuable I could find along the way.
Seeing me, Hyeji and Caressy scolded me.
“Shinwoo, what the hell are you doing?”
“Right? It’s too pathetic to be collecting such things.”
“Did you hear? Stop the nonsense!”
[Look at the heroines and learn from them! You pathetic bastard!］
‘Fuck.’
It seemed Jeong Bia was supporting the others’ attack against me.
Following that, Hyeji and Caressy said, “If you’re going to take anything, take something new, not broken stuff.”
“Take something like that! That’s pretty expensive!”
They gave the best advice.
Jeong Bia, shocked that Caressy would betray her, shouted in indignation.
“No! Why is the Saintess too!”
“It’s the Saintess’s duty to cleanse the demon’s den.”
“As expected from our Caressy. Finally, you betrayed me today?”
[Fucking bitches…］
When the bag got heavy enough, we followed Jeong Bia’s guide and arrived at Jeong Ahyeon’s room on the third floor.
As we burst through the door, the scenery inside caught our eye.
A very simple yet orderly space, contrasting sharply with the splendid mansion.
In the middle stood Jeong Ahyeon, wearing a wedding dress, with her back turned to us, arms crossed.
It appeared no one was there but Jeong Ahyeon, likely to fend off intruders.
Just then, sensing our presence, Jeong Ahyeon turned around and spoke.
“Who is it? There’s still time until the wedding.”
“Delivery.”
“……Delivery?”
Clank.
The moment Jeong Ahyeon expressed her doubts, I put handcuffs on her hands, which were still behind her back.
Of course, the cuffs were those that Elcia always carried.
Feeling the sudden restriction of her hands, Jeong Ahyeon was startled.
“W-Who are you?!”
“A delivery request has come.”
Jeong Ahyeon kicked and tried to see us, but we were all wearing helmets.
Thus, she couldn’t recognize our identities.
Seeing the confusion and fear on Jeong Ahyeon’s face, I spoke as sneakily as possible.
“You don’t need money, just come with us.”
“…….Damn you, Shinwoo Gongja! Where’s my money?!”
“Fuck. How did you know?”
“When I heard what you said, I suddenly thought it must be the Gongja.”
Jeong Ahyeon instantly saw through my identity.
As she glanced around, perhaps realizing the identities of the others, she sighed.
“Gongja, Hyeji-soja, Caressy-soja, and… my sister too… what are you all here for?”
“What’s it look like? We came to get you.”
“……”
As I began to pull Jeong Ahyeon, she exhaled with a resigned expression.
“Let me go. I have nowhere to go now. It’s the end.”
“This is YoGi Express. We need to get moving.”
“Stop! Think about the aftermath!”
“What aftermath?”
At Jeong Ahyeon’s words, we momentarily halted and locked eyes.
We didn’t say a word, but we seemed to understand each other’s thoughts and all nodded.
“I’ll take care of that in the next episode!”
“Ah, damn, very trustworthy!”
Ian Percus also often borrowed the powers of future Ian.
I believe in you, future me!
We started stuffing the squirming Jeong Ahyeon into the delivery bag.
“I’ll get in by myself! So stop pushing me in!”
“Get in quick. There’s no time.”
“Got it.”
Jeong Ahyeon’s face was very dark as she worried about the future, but at the same time, bits of other emotions showed on her face.
Apologies for the worry, joy that we had really come, a small hope that everything might be okay.
And gratitude for risking herself to come.
As Jeong Ahyeon was getting into the delivery bag, she suddenly looked at the contents and expressed a question.
“I feel like I’ve seen these decorations somewhere before?”
“Guys! Jeong Ahyeon says it’s hard to get in! Hurry and stuff her in!”
“No! Wait! Let me say a bit—”
Excluding Jeong Bia, me, Hyeji, and Caressy were stomping on Jeong Ahyeon to shove her into the delivery bag.
Meanwhile, Elcia, who was inside the delivery bag, quickly covered Jeong Ahyeon’s mouth.
Regaining a moment of freedom from Elcia’s grip, Jeong Ahyeon quickly shot a question at me.
“Are these not the decorations from my house?”
Once again, Elcia’s hand covered Jeong Ahyeon’s mouth.
As I zipped up the delivery bag, I quietly muttered.
“Not anymore.”
Anyway, I secured the target Jeong Ahyeon and took a decent haul.
Time to escape now.
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