Elcia’s continuous explanation was nothing short of shocking.
She said that incest was quite normal among High Elves, and the common Elves weren’t much different.
Originally, Elves had frequent interactions with other races, which led to the birth of various mixed-bloods.
However, the dilution of Elven blood was the root of the problem, gradually blurring the Elven identity.
This situation was particularly fatal for the High Elves, who were extremely insistent on pure blood and had a superiority complex regarding Elves.
To overcome this situation, the High Elves declared:
“Make the blood thicker again!!!”
In simpler terms, it was an appeal to strengthen Elven blood.
Under the active leadership of the High Elves, the mentality “Incest? That’s common sense, right?” spread among all Elves.
Although there were occasional unions with other races among common Elves.
– “An Elf has sex with a human? Are you out of your mind?”
– “There are still Elves looking for Orcs? Orcs don’t have a penis!”
– “Tsk tsk. I’d rather have sex with a beastman, even if I get hair in my groin.”
– “Blood is thicker than cum!”
Because of such thoughts, mixed-bloods were inevitably rejected in the Forest of Elves, as Elcia explained the truth about Elves.
We found ourselves speechless, following Elcia along the path.
On the way, we saw an Elder Elf surrounded by other Elves, looking somewhat like a grandfather.
It seemed he had aged significantly, the signs of aging evident even for an Elf.
The kindly-looking Elder Elf was being listened to intently by the youthful Elves, who held writing instruments in their hands.
We stood from a distance, watching the scene.
Suddenly, the Elder Elf asked the surrounding Elves a question.
“Who will talk about true love?”
“Yes, I’ll do it!”
A male Elf with long blonde hair confidently raised his hand and shouted.
Seeing this, the Elder Elf pointed at him to answer.
“Hehehe. Then do tell.”
“True love is the love that overcomes blood relations!”
“Perfect answer!”
The Elder Elf nodded approvingly, seemingly pleased with the response.
At that moment, a female Elf with the same golden hair as the male Elf, teary-eyed, grabbed his hand tightly.
“My darling! You’re so amazing!”
“Grandma, I’m no longer a baby.”
The male Elf smiled softly, shaking his head.
Without warning, he dropped to one knee and kissed the back of the female Elf’s hand.
“From now on, please be my wife. Grandma, I mean darling.”
“Sniff!”
The female Elf covered her mouth and began to shed tears.
Then, with a bright smile, the two Elves embraced and kissed each other.
Around them, despite the sudden declaration of love between the grandmother and grandson, no one seemed shocked and cheered loudly.
“Have a happy love!”
“5252! Isn’t that just beautiful?”
“I wish my dad had proposed like that!”
“When will my great-grandfather confess?”
“I’m going to propose to my great-grandmother today!”
Then, one by one, other Elves suddenly began to propose too.
Watching the scene transform from an educational setting to a courtship scene, the Elder Elf stroked his beard and nodded.
The place was an emotional whirlwind.
But for us, it was just a mad scene.
‘Those crazy incest-dwelling bastards are real.’
[But what if it’s Mikang and Nezuko?]
‘Ah, that cannot be helped.’
Hyeji clutched her head as if dizzy and spoke to Elcia.
“Kanp, my eyes are rejecting the visual information; is this normal?”
“Fortunately, it’s a small scale today!”
“I feel like I’m going to lose it.”
“Seriously, with all these family swaps, f*ck.”
[Don’t forget about the extended family too.]
‘Ah, shut up. It’s seriously f*cked up.’
Meanwhile, on the other side, a heated discussion was ongoing among the female Elves.
Two Elves, appearing as representatives, were passionately arguing.
Behind them, numerous Elves seemed to support their respective sides, their eyes shining with anticipation.
“Don’t you know older ones have tougher penises? They’re legendary for having experienced both the sweet and bitter tastes of life!”
“That’s funny. You who haven’t tasted my grandson’s little penis have lost half of your life!”
“Not knowing the techniques of an Elder’s penis is a shame in Elven history!”
“I raise and consume mine. To not know the feeling of a uterus that can ring at any moment as it grows! How disappointing!”
However, their conflict didn’t last long.
They came to understand and accept each other’s position.
“A penis that you raise and consume! It’s truly customizable!”
“Tasting the penis that has weathered the years allows Elves to grow stronger!”
“From today, I shall share my bed with my great-grandson!”
“Ah, today I will enjoy being eaten by you, as you said.”
As if supporting each other’s opinions, Elven groups that had been glaring at each other suddenly embraced and began to cry.
If Elves had seen this, they might have felt so moved they’d start making babies right there.
To an outsider, it could easily be mistaken for a family reunion.
“How touching!”
“But what if our great-grandfather is already in the grave?”
“I’ll channel love into a love doll through necromancy!”
“Thank you so much!!!”
“What can I say! For a High Elf, this is basic stuff!”
Moments ago, conflicts turned into tears and warm embraces.
[Elder penis vs. Shota penis… my heart feels grand.]
‘Those real idiots…’
Of course, for us, it was merely a scene where incest-dwellers were going wild.
We hurriedly passed through those emotional moments and swiftly followed Elcia.
After a short walk, Elcia finally turned to us and said.
“We’ve arrived!”
The place we arrived at was a bit distant from the elegant buildings we had seen earlier.
An old, shabby wooden hut stood there.
Though it was well maintained without a speck of dust, it was quite worn, with minor scratches and peeling bark here and there.
It was a very shabby place for a High Elf’s dwelling.
“What is this place?”
“It’s my home!”
Elcia opened the door of the hut wide as she answered us.
As the door swung open, we were greeted by:
“COOORRRRRGHHH!”
“CHEJEJEJECK!!!!”
“GUUUUCK. GUUUK. GURURURUK!”
A multitude of animals.
A parrot caged in a birdcage, flying birds, wagging tails of dogs, and indifferent cats.
And, as Elcia had mentioned before, a large Kodiak greeted us.
Though a sea of threatening sounds poured from the animals as they observed us.
“Shut up, you little shits. I’ll kill you all if you don’t.”
“Kkiiiing…”
Upon seeing Hyeji, the animals immediately shrank back.
Unlike the ignorant Elves, these animals instinctively sensed the impending disaster.
I shouted aloud while surveying the animals.
“Yaja Time! Honestly, if Elcia is a pain in the ass, this is the only time to speak up!”
Most of the animals hesitated but slowly began voicing their dissatisfaction.
Many were stealing treats from the animal support food distribution.
“Oh my! I suppose education is lacking!”
“Hey, Elcia! Let them have some of the food.”
“In tough times, sharing is essential! Besides, it’s too harsh here!”
“Please, stop the nonsense.”
When I reproached Elcia, a multitude of animals looked at me favorably.
The Kodiak threw its arm around my shoulder, pulling out a hidden bottle of vodka to share.
Then suddenly, one of the parrots squawked.
“Turn me back into a human!”
[Am I hearing things?]
‘F*ck, this is where Kingdom of Mahomaho is, huh?’
I trembled, shifting my gaze to Elcia.
“…Hey, Elcia. What’s up with that parrot?”
“Oh! I gave it some education because it tried to steal my food!”
“…It wants to be turned back into a person?”
“Oh my! It was a parrot when I found it; what are you talking about?”
Elcia suddenly turned her gaze away from me.
While watching her with doubtful eyes, the others started to comment as they explored Elcia’s home.
Of course, I had something to add too.
“Kanp… the atmosphere here feels strange.”
“I feel like a cockroach is going to come out.”
“Hey, Elcia, this place is a bit shabby for a High Elf’s home?”
Before long, Elcia was in the middle of causing a ruckus among the animals.
Then she turned to us, a bright smile on her face, and said.
“Of course! This is a house left by my parents, who are no longer here!”
With her words, our vision landed on two portraits.
Each portrait featured an Elf with a radiant smile, with burnt incense placed in front of them.
We found ourselves overwhelmed with guilt as we gazed at the portraits.
One depicted a long-eared silver-haired Elf.
The other showed an Elf with the same pink hair as Elcia but with shorter ears.
The Elves in the photo wore bright smiles, but we felt like we were going to die.
‘Ah, f*ck, this is 100% Talula’s fault.’
[See? You should have been more careful with your words.]
Caught in an unexpected Talula situation, we could only exchange glances and fumble in silence.
As our eyes darted around, we had no choice but to apologize to Elcia.
“Looking again, the vintage style seems kind of nice.”
“Now that I see it, there’s a very old charm to this place.”
“Hey, I’m really sorry. I didn’t know your parents had passed away.”
We all wore gloomy expressions as we offered our apologies to Elcia.
Then Elcia turned back to us with a puzzled expression.
“What? My parents haven’t passed away!”
“H??????”
“H??????”
“H??????”
Just as we all opened our mouths in unison, Elcia continued,
“They went to Las Vegas to chase their dreams!”
Elcia began to smile brightly again.
Of course, we felt as if we had moved from hell to paradise.
“Hey, you bastard Kanp, you startled me!!”
“You bastard, Ear Goblin! You should have said that first!!”
“Why the hell did you burn incense?!”
“It’s decoration! Ow! That hurts!!”
We repeatedly smacked Elcia’s head.
Finally free from the Talula situation, we felt some relief.
