Chinese martial arts astonish the world, and the essence of martial arts comes from Shaolin.
This means that the tradition and excellence of Chinese martial arts are something to be incredibly proud of.
Now, if someone were to question the authenticity of Shaolin’s traditionalism as they expand globally like an octopus’ arms…
Seventy-two skills serve as an excellent shield!
Have you ever kept the secret of a martial art for over a thousand years?
Yet, despite crafting assist actions as mere copycats…
Responses started pouring in that were disappointing to the point of being pathetic.
[★☆: Lotus Flower Nine Realms – Why do they keep changing stances randomly during the middle? It might be better to separate it during AA composition.]
[★★★★★: After using this martial art, I got cancer. Seriously, cancer killed me ^^]
[★: Have you ever had your fingers bitten by demons while using Finger Flicking Divine Skill? 0ㅐㅁl~]
“Gasp.”
Would it be okay to air such sharp reactions?
– Na-me, protect!!!
– The reviews are merciless hahaha
– What happened to Shaolin hahaha
– These guys haven’t participated in the National Exchange Tournament for over ten years, there’s a reason for that.
– “Buddhist monk CUT!”
– Haha, what was kept for a thousand years wasn’t martial arts, but literature.
– Fact: Marine Corps martial arts are rated higher.
– Is there really no one on the other side who knows how to handle virtual reality?
– It seems the current elders of Shaolin are quite incompetent.
Could it be that even a giant sect like Shaolin, blinded by money, willingly chose to tarnish their reputation?
While critics and blame are pouring out among the public without a clue?
Believe it or not, it was quite possible.
As humans, they might mistakenly think that internal opinions represent overall sentiments.
Sure enough.
Shaolin immediately released a statement, sharply criticizing PMAAS for not being able to contain Shaolin’s noble martial arts.
[Shaolin’s skills astonish the world, and they have been the foundation of martial arts globally. The way of the martial world must be trained with a noble spirit—]
To summarize this eloquent nonsense in three lines:
“Our martial arts are strong, and you are weak.”
“PMAAS is total nonsense, so listen to us.”
“Is the government responsible for the problem of game addiction among minors?”
Hearing the excuse blaming Wagal as a mental opiate, how could I not get heated?
Today, during the broadcast, I will definitely address this.
[NoName]
[Resonance: World of Arseria – Mid-DLC Evaluation]
[Broadcasting Time – 0:24:07]
“First of all, I want to say thank you for enjoying the World Tree’s kyraal nature, and let’s start today’s broadcast.”
– Weren’t you just watching the Shaolin review?
– It’s already super fun hahaha
– NoName went all out today.
– Just the other day, the viewership peaked at over 4 million, whoa!
– Na-me is truly a treasure of the gaming industry, no joke.
“How did you find PMAAS, which embodies the hard work of countless researchers and developers? It’s more fun than you would expect, right? Recently, I downloaded light saber swordsmanship and really enjoyed the Ataru style.”
– LOL, that’s the ultimate combat skill hahaha
– It was just moderately fun, but the problem is the reverse sensation is too severe hahaha
– It seems that rather than torturing aliens, it was just torturing a lot of people, isn’t that right, Heavenly Demon Na-me? 😭
– Wow, that’s pretty popular.
– Can you feel the dignity of a 4.9 rating?
– It’s just God-level.
– Na-me couldn’t resist sci-fi either hahaha
“I still don’t feel comfortable with PMAAS.”
“It’s not your usual assist action, so many players find it hard to use. At least you need the courage to dive flat on the floor. In that case, you can use the existing AA for a while and switch to the desired action one by one when it appears.”
“Right, right.”
Another voice caught on the microphone.
Unable to contain himself, he chimed in.
As the viewers expressed their doubts, I sent the camera back to widen the view.
“Tada, let me introduce today’s guest for the review broadcast. Give them a warm welcome!”
A sturdy man and a relatively calm woman stood up to greet.
– Who are they?
– I feel like I’ve seen them somewhere.
– Gasp, Ban So-wool!
– It’s Ban So-wool!
– Wow, we got Ban So-wool on our show 🤤
– Who’s the one next to her…?
“Why does nobody remember…? There are so many viewers, and not a single one?”
The man chuckled awkwardly.
“Oh come on. Our room’s viewers have excellent memory.”
I promptly played a V-tube clip.
[NoName Official]
[NoName’s Korea University Exploration][View Count: 8.96 million]
About two and a half years ago, I met 1st Grade Theory of Magic Department’s Shin Yeon-ho while filming a promotional video at Korea University.
[Shorts]
[“I can’t believe I lost to an 8-year-old~♡ Such a noob~♡ Hurry and bow down, gran-daddy~♡”][View Count: 380 million]
He was the one who left behind this legendary short, still talked about today.
[‘NoName’s Laboratory’ donated 10,000 won!]
– Ahh, is that the sheep who broke the custom rule and got slapped by Na-me?
“!!! No, that’s not me! I’m not that kind of person!”
“Did you forget, Oppa Yeon-ho? I’m still hurting where I bumped into the wall back then…”
I pretended to rub my spine, acting like it hurt.
Shin Yeon-ho shut his eyes tightly, shocked by the frenzy of chat from the viewers.
At this point, wouldn’t they all have a rough memory?
“Anyway, last month, Oppa Yeon-ho was discharged from the military-”
“Hey Na-me, aren’t you going to clear things up? If I keep this up, I’ll become trash!”
“Ugh, it’s too bothersome.”
“…”
Looking at him with a desperate expression, I explained it was just a mistake during a duel.
– I didn’t know Korea University had these videos hahaha
– Wow, 8-year-old Na-me is so adorable!!!
– Na-me still looks small, but he was even smaller back then 😭
– Seriously, he doesn’t even look like an elementary school student.
“How have you been?”
“Not much since my discharge. Just been sleeping at home.”
“How was military life?”
“I have a lot to say about that. Haha…”
“?”
“I almost got branded as a useless soldier begging the generals to leave the visiting room and bring me water from the division commander, and fetch a paper cup from the battalion commander!”
“Oh, I see!”
Shin Yeon-ho seized the moment to pour out his unfair experiences.
“But back then, there was nothing I could do. I’ve never called the Secretary of State or the division commander to the visiting room! They just happened to come by themselves. So I kicked them out myself.”
“That’s the problem, Na-me, that’s the biggest problem!”
“Oh really?”
– Pure evil hahahaha
– Sending one private out just to have a visit, what a power move hahaha
– Is he really insane? hahaha
– I thought Na-me was unlikable because he hit me, but now I feel sympathy all of a sudden.
– If he was with the Secretary of State, that should have been last December, right?
– To serve another year like this, I can see the military life 😭
The side talk didn’t extend long.
Next, to the main topic.
“Let’s keep it brief. Both of them are students at Korea University. Shin Yeon-ho made it to the quarterfinals of the National Exchange Tournament, and Ban So-wool was the runner-up that same year. Since the use of magic is highly restricted in that tournament, purely by weight class, they could be considered among the best in our country.”
“Thank you for your support, NoName viewers!”
“Hello hello.”
Shin Yeon-ho and Ban So-wool smiled at the same time.
With the entrance of these remarkable figures, the chat window started to pick up a positive vibe.
“Actually, we have quite a bit to do today. How many was it? 27? Eek, how are we ever going to finish all that?”
Sighing deeply while riffling through the papers handed over by the manager.
There are things that aren’t exactly important to the company, but are absolute must-dos.
Focusing solely on them could hinder the company’s long-term growth, but refusing to turn a blind eye isn’t an option either.
“Let’s get this over with as quickly as possible.”
Clenching my fist, I read the first page.
“Becoming famous means everything is flying at you. This is a regulatory order from the Global Sorcerer Alliance. They requested that content promoting biased ranking of Aura Techniques, and potential severe damage to the honor of specific martial arts be modified or deleted. Heh, they can never catch us for copyright infringement. We just take everything down if reported.”
In other words, it’s saying that they boldly uploaded martial arts, but because the responses became unfavorable, some clans and sects decided to sue globally.
“I’ve already received 27 lawsuits in just two weeks. Can’t we just not upload? Seriously.”
There might be other complicated reasons at play as well.
Perhaps it’s because they’re irked I’m making money in the middle, or rumors have spread among the public to the point that they want some attention, etc.
Since the use of AI judges has begun in first trials, we’ve entered an era of massive lawsuits.
First sue, then whine.
Of course, the opinions of the Sorcerers’ Alliance can be ignored, and the chances of it going to the International Court of Justice are extremely low.
Even so, to lighten the load on the busy Janjeol legal team, I decided to take on a task.
“For now, it seems like everyone is still inexperienced at creating PMAAS. There’s no way that Aura Techniques are that trash in reality, right? I get it, it’s frustrating…!”
– ???
– Hahaha
– Are you basically saying it’s trash?
– Confirmed, hearsay ON.
“So during this session, we’ll look for the issues with the martial arts and discuss ways to correctly modify them together with Sorcerers Shin Yeon-ho and Ban So-wool. It seems like a couple of key factors were missed, but we’ll find the issues for you! Creators, just make the adjustments! That’s how it works, right?”
I acted like I thoroughly believed it.
Their martial arts aren’t trash; they must have uploaded it incorrectly.
Of course, that’s unlikely to be the case.
[‘OnePlusOneIsNaMe’ donated 50,000 won!]
– Legal extermination ON hahahahahaha
