[Yesterday, the winner of the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine was announced, and today we are waiting for the announcement of the winner of the Magical Physics Prize. The academic world is focused on whether NoName Wizard can achieve the historic moment of becoming the first to win both the Physiology or Medicine Prize and the Magical Physics Prize.]
└ NoName! NoName! NoName!
└ If he really wins, that’s legendary itself, LOL.
└ Bumyu, born in an age without NoName…
└ ???: Isn’t the Nobel Prize just something anyone can win if their research is a bit innovative and contributes to humanity?
└ Hey, you jerk!!!
└ A 10-year-old with two Nobel Prizes record will probably never be broken.
[The Nobel Prize in Magical Physics has been awarded to NoName Wizard from Korea, Raphael Laskowski from Poland, and Isolde Dietrich from Germany. The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences Nobel Committee announced that they were chosen for extending the Alchemist-Jung Virtual Reality dimension, making NoName Wizard a two-time award winner.]
└ Congratulations on your second award, GOAT!
└ Is the journalist a real person? Just say they’re Korean, why say Korean-American?!
└ AI still has a long way to go to follow human trolling…
└ They’ve never given up their Korean nationality even once, LOL!
└ Wow, I didn’t know there were experts in Alchemist magic, how interesting!
└ How the heck did NoName find and study those papers in that corner?
└ Winning the Nobel Magical Physics Prize in the third year of their PhD, totally got lucky.
[This year, with NoName Wizard being selected as the Nobel Peace Prize winner, they have achieved the honor of winning three awards. The Norwegian Nobel Committee recognized their significant contribution in treating patients in war-torn regions and achieving peace through the distribution of Dream Capsules. Additionally, Fatima Wajidi Aji and Hodan Nalayeh are co-awardees for greatly contributing to ending the Nigerian and Somali civil wars using Dream Capsules.]
└ Wow, what is this???
└ NoName shows up again?
└ I never expected a Peace Prize, this is crazy.
└ So the Nobel Committee is pro-NoName too!
└ The world is all about NoName…
└ Treating 50,000 injured people is incredible!
└ If there’s a god on Earth, it can only be NoName.
└ Winning three awards at once is truly insane, LOL!
NoName achieved an unprecedented record by winning awards in three different categories at the age of just 10.
Recently, the interview of an award-winning illustrator who received the news first became somewhat of a hot topic.
“I heard from the Nobel Committee on Monday that the Physiology or Medicine Prize would go to NoName. Honestly, I expected she would win someday, so I had a picture ready. But the next day, and even three days later, when I heard she was the winner, I had to endure terrible creative agony. I only had about 30 minutes to draw.”
(NoName Smile Portrait.jpg)
(NoName Dignity Portrait.jpg)
(NoName Praying Portrait.jpg)
└ But seriously, the second and third portraits are really well done, LOL!
└ Ah, so art is born from suffering!
└ The praying NoName meme is already being sold as T-shirts in the US.
└ So now I can just pray to NoName when I want something, right?
Despite all this glory, NoName couldn’t bring herself to smile.
[Nobel Prize or no cuteness from now on. Nobel Prize or no cuteness from now on. Nobel Prize or no cuteness from now on.]
The words she said during the last broadcast echoed in her head like a haunting melody.
‘But I have to do what I must.’
Nobody can just live doing what they want all the time.
NoName, who did not want to damage the trustworthiness and ripple effect of her words, pondered over her broadcast content once again.
*
One thing she has realized recently is that there are quite a few kids her age who don’t know her at all.
Young teenagers have extremely limited access to social media and don’t pay much attention to the news.
Moreover, it seems the NoName channel doesn’t show up well on kids due to the curse of the V-tube algorithm.
So she asked her Academy friends what they enjoyed watching.
Making slime, decorating stickers, wearing costumes, school supply mukbangs, unboxing idol albums, thematic or relatable skits, and so on.
[Is there really anyone who watches this?]
[Yes, my friends watch a lot. School desk mukbangs have over 100 million views.]
[School desk mukbang…? Wait, you mean eating a desk? Wow, that’s something.]
Seeing videos filled with edible school supplies left her speechless.
Anyways, if she followed this kids’ content blindly, many viewers would surely feel bored and leave.
‘Actually, that’s good!’
That was exactly what she wanted.
[Private Room]
[NoName and Adella’s Mansion]
Accessing virtual reality, she explored popular applications among kids.
“Just need to throw in anything that’s ranking, right?”
She roughly decided the direction of today’s content and spontaneously started the broadcast.
[NoName]
[Just Chatting – Kids Streamer NoName 🙂 ]
[Broadcasting Time – 0:03:45]
[Number of Viewers – 55,102]
[‘LimeSkewer’ donated 30,000 won!]
– Is this the broadcast where a three-time Nobel Prize winner shows their cuteness?
From the start, countless donations requesting cuteness flew in.
A tough day seemed to be ahead right from the beginning.
– Nobel Prize congrats!
– Congratulations on the Nobel Prize, NoName!
– What kind of title is this, LOL?
– Is today finally the day the cuteness limits are released?
– Nobel Prize! NoName! Nobel Prize! NoName! Nobel Prize! NoName!
– Official) The world’s best brain = NoName
– Kids streamer cut-off: Wolf Prize, Fields Medal, three-time Nobel Prize
– Isn’t that cutoff way too harsh, LOL?
“Excuse me? What are you all talking about? This isn’t that kind of broadcast, everyone.”
She tried to feign innocence, not falling for it.
Soon enough, numerous question marks poured in, but the atmosphere felt accepting.
[▶ ‘WannaBe Idol’ was added to the home screen.]
[NoName]
[WannaBe Idol – Kids Streamer NoName 🙂 ]
[Broadcasting Time – 0:04:23]
[Number of Viewers – 61,102]
Taking a deep breath, she added a crucifix highlight effect to her eyes.
“Hello everyone! It’s NoName! Today, I’m going to try being a daily idol! With the WannaBe Idol app, I can apply idol outfits and make my own idol photocards. Feel free to follow along and try it out while watching my video today!”
– ???
– It’s NoName!!!!
– OMG, this is crazy!!!
– What’s today’s content, LOL?
– 10 million downloads for the app, what the heck? I’ve never heard of it before!
– You’re not NoName!
– With that expression you make when you dislike something, you look like you are, LOL!
– This is lit!
In fights or broadcasts, confidence is half the battle.
If she shows any sense of shame, the viewers will only tease her more.
‘And honestly, it’s surprisingly well-made!’
When she entered the hairstyle section, the top choice was the NV Group right there.
Not feeling pressured since she’d worked on music videos with them.
“I’m going to pick a hairstyle out of the best NV girls! Wow! Hayan’s ribbon hairstyle is here, and I can go for Rani’s Pukka hairstyle too! I’ll go with this one. Isn’t this baby hair sticking out so cute?”
swish swish
As she shook her hair, which looked like insect antennae, she couldn’t help but smile.
Why was she enjoying this so much?
“Once I’ve settled the hair, now for the outfit! I usually wear a white blouse like this, and it’s similar to the one I wore when visiting the Italian Investment Agency or when I met with the Vice President of the EU Commission…”
Suddenly, a sense of discomfort washed over her.
Why was she discussing such things in a kids broadcast?
“… Look at this collar that waves at the end. How does it look?”
– LOL!
– Did something huge just pop out unexpectedly?
– NoName is shameless, LOL!
– Cut it!
– The Pukka hairstyle is really cute, haha!
– So, NoName likes blouses with collars, huh? I usually enjoy playing baccarat… ^^
“I’ll wear a wool knit since it’s winter. It has fluffy puffs at the end, which makes it all squishy!”
After some arrangements, the outfit was roughly completed.
She stuck a hairpin in her hair and selected a stage.
Kids love colorful, shiny stuff.
She turned on spotlights, moving lights, and laser lights, and chose a Milky Way LED background.
To top it off, she set the background music to the dynamic idol track, “Hostage.”
“Now just stand in the middle and take a picture. Imagine you’re an idol at a fan signing event. Hi, I’m NoName, debuting today. Even though I haven’t done any activities, somehow, here I am, having a fan signing first.”
At this point, she assumed many viewers had already left.
Having messed around with avatars for over 30 minutes in this odd concept, what fun would they have watching?
[NoName]
[WannaBe Idol – Kids Streamer NoName 🙂 ]
[Broadcasting Time – 0:42:10]
[Number of Viewers – 354,558]
Glimpsing the viewer count made her feel like she had already bombed.
‘Why?!’
[‘Today’s Idol NoName’ donated 100,000 won!]
– NoName, please wink for me!
wink
She lightly squinted one eye.
[‘NaMeDaeji’ donated 50,000 won!]
– Can we have a ball heart too?
That wasn’t too hard yet.
With her right hand, she showed half of a heart.
[‘NyangNyangName’ donated 50,000 won!]
– Where’s the other half of the heart?
“Uggggh…”
She squeezed her eyes shut and managed to complete the heart.
[‘Podung’ donated 10,000 won!]
– If that’s the end of the cuteness, I’m a bit disappointed… where is the cuteness worthy of three Nobel Prizes…?
“Winking and a ball heart isn’t cute?!”
– Nope.
– That’s just a daily action.
– Definitely not!
– Quickly show us your cuteness, NoName!
The insatiable viewers kept pushing her.
She searched among her props to see if there was any medal.
‘Hey, there’s a Nobel Prize medal?’
One by one, she summoned the medals and hung them around her neck, showing them to the viewers.
[▶ Item no.19573 ‘Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine Medal’ summoned.]
“This one’s mine.”
[▶ Item no.19574 ‘Nobel Prize in Magical Physics Medal’ summoned.]
“Hehe, this one’s mine too.”
[▶ Item no.19577 ‘Nobel Peace Prize Medal’ summoned.]
“All of them are mine!”
– Wow~~~~~
– This is crazy! LOL!
– Wow, she’s just incredibly cute!
– Kids might not know how awesome NoName really is, LOL!
– My 5-year-old daughter is getting early education by watching Kids NoName!
“Ugh, even being a kids streamer is tough…”
Suddenly hit by a headache.
It seemed essential to stabilize her nerves with some slime or fiddling around.
Because she was on the verge of being possessed right now.
