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Chapter 592

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[Question) It’s been just over a month since I used the Dream Capsule, is it okay to eat pizza?]

I used to have allergies to sunlight and flour, but these days I don’t seem to have any issues even when I go outside.

Especially when I ate pizza, I would break out in hives and find it hard to breathe, but is it crazy to try it right away?

[Comments]

– Go to Dream Gallery instead of Na-Name Gallery. Congrats on your gene enhancement!

– Try snacks with a low flour content first.

– How did you live with allergies to sunlight and flour?

– If you put Dracula in a Dream Capsule, he’d become human too, LOL!

[Dream Capsule Conspiracy Theories Are Hilarious LOL]

The Dream Capsule is unnecessary except for low-income people → The rich can’t even buy it, it’s chaos.

If you’re sick, just one session will suffice → You’ll need at least 1 million won for treatment at a hospital.

Humans have lived just fine without the Dream Capsule → If you can live with chronic fatigue, allergies, and acne, sure.

Those who believe in the powers of the Dream Capsule are brainwashed → The President, the Pope, the theoretical magic studies expert Eva Silverstein?

(Na-me Punch.jpg)

Stop with the grape nonsense and make sure to leave a review later, LOL!

By then, they probably won’t see it anyway.

[Comments]

– ???: I, too, am smart for evaluating new technology coolly.

└ Ugh…

– They laugh at people waiting three days just to buy the Dream Capsule, LOL!

└ But three days is nothing when your quality of life changes 180 degrees.

└ Just one month using it feels like it adds a week to my lifespan!

– If the Pope can be brainwashed, we’re just being brainwashed by Na-me.

└ Right?! LOL!

└ If the Pope gets brainwashed, so what, LOL?!

– What if I’m not being brainwashed by Na-me? What if it’s true that I’m screwing up my life in real-time?

└ Kyaa!!!

[Posting a Na-me pic to suppress Dream Capsule rumors]

(Na-me praying in front of the Pope.jpg)

(No chance, beating Italy’s national team on the same day.jpg)

(Anyway, it’s not Na-me’s fault, really.jpg)

(Na-me inexplicably becoming friends with wheelchair-dweller Monica.jpg)

(Blonde princess Na-me.jpg)

(Na-me’s music part 1 minute 20 seconds.mp4)

(Na-me caught a massive catfish.jpg)

I hope this is enough for tribute~?

[Comments]

– Gyaa!

– Wow, why is blonde Na-me so cute?

└ The owner is a bit too much.

– Smiling Na-me is so pretty, I can’t see anyone else but Na-me!

– Save, save, save, save, save!

– Na-me, you’re always so cute ❤❤❤

– Cuteness explosion ❤❤ Which country’s princess is this? 👸

└ Now we even have foreign IPs, LOL!

– I remember the Adelala IP, prepare yourself, hehehe.

└ Was the writer of this post Adelala?

└ If not her, then who would take such a close-up, LOL?!

– What’s the size of that monster catfish? ㅎㄷㄷ

– Princess Na-me is too prettyㅠㅠㅠ She seems like she’d destroy witches and princes alike, pewㅠㅠㅠ

└ Is she out of her mind?

└ Na-me knows well, LOL!

The rumor that Na-me willingly wore a princess dress for her father’s birthday party spread like wildfire.

Not wanting to appear like a young child, Na-me deliberately wore an adult avatar in virtual reality.

Particularly, her guitar performance videos uploaded across various SNS platforms reached the number one trending search.

It was a stark contrast to her voice during the previously sensational Dream Stone announcement speech.

Unexpectedly, many people expressed their astonishment.

– Isn’t that a baby voice?

– Na-me chirping🐣🐣🐣

– Did she hide such a cute voice?

– From this angle, she looks like a completely harmless creature, LOL!

– The song is really great, hehe, Na-me sings it cutely!

The song that stirred the most buzz was none other than “Chaotic Day.”

Released in 2011, it once topped the weekly charts in Korea, making it highly addictive.

A challenge emerged on the internet where people would mimic Na-me’s cute antics with their parents while holding a guitar.

The focal point of the choreography is to mimic her playful laughter and puckered lips in the pre-chorus.

Out of nowhere, the song entered the Billboard Global 200 chart and quickly climbed.

Nowadays, K-pop moves in and out of the Billboard chart as if it were their home, but until 2011, they had no connection at all.

Netizens and entertainment insiders paid attention to the revival of the song from 42 years ago, and finally,

[Billboard Global 200]

[#1. Chaotic Day]

[Billboard Hot 100]

[#7. Chaotic Day]

└ The whole world is Na-me-na-me-land.

In this touching phenomenon, there is only one person who cannot laugh.

That would be the person whose lifestyle and cute antics video has become plastered across global news, talk shows, variety shows, and music programs.

[Best Comment]

– Do you know the genius who has been turned into a meme?

└ Correct, it’s NoName! (Become a meme, be a genius)

*

“I’m back.”

“Yo! Perfect timing! Quickly, look at this.”

“Huh?”

[Today, A-Kyung Unnie’s song hit number one on the Billboard Global 200!]

[What? The Billboard I know? Why?]

[Unnie, do you remember this? A song you sang back when you were active as an idol.]

[When were you an idol? What are you talking about? Let me see. Isn’t this NoName?]

A once-popular idol who later transitioned into an actress, Kim A-Kyung had been forgotten by the public after a decade of working.

Yet, even amidst the forgotten times, she was quietly crafting her own story.

Listening to her life story revealed that she had lived that time more intensely than anyone else.

She didn’t merely dwell in past glories; she embraced new challenges, worked for her family, and built her own precious moments.

Just because we can’t see these things doesn’t mean they don’t exist.

Parents enjoyed music from their favorite artists along with their children, and one could feel the enduring power of music as time passed.

But my sentiment ends there.

“Please, stop, just stop…”

I covered my ears with my hands and buried my head in the carpet.

[Choosing clothes, but I just don’t like them ♪]

Why did I puff my cheeks and pout like a duck back then?

“Hehe, how kawaii, Unnie!”

Saetbyeol cranked the volume from 30 to 60.

It was loud enough to be heard throughout the upper and lower floors.

Crack

I forcibly pulled out the TV power cord and finally regained some sanity.

“I suspected everyone I met recently had weird looks.”

“Ugh, have you never watched the news?”

“Where would I find the time for that?”

I lay on my bed, trembling.

I had taken one day off for Dad’s birthday and then pushed through five days of rigorous work.

I met key figures from Europe’s big tech companies to expand my network and discussed antitrust laws with the deputy chairperson of the EU commission.

Afterward, I had an intense debate with the Italian finance minister about factory establishment subsidies and signed an agreement on cultivating mages with Cariplo Clan and Agnelli Clan.

Dressed well and feeling somewhat proud internally, I couldn’t understand why I couldn’t find any articles I wanted online.

So unfair!

“No, report on the youngest CEO who is active everywhere! I traveled thousands of kilometers, and yet not even one cute video gets the attention it deserves?”

I pinched this paradoxical situation where I couldn’t outdo myself viral-wise.

“While you were tirelessly traveling around Italy, your cute antics video traveled billions or even trillions of kilometers. Kyaaaa!”

“Ugh!”

I smacked Saetbyeol’s head with a pillow.

While she let out some unamused groans, I covered her mouth with the pillow.

In my mind, I might already have realized it.

It would be cheaper and more effective to just act cute and beg for people to believe me than to meet the Pope and soothe the media to quell suspicions about the Dream Stone.

But I knew from experience that choosing the easy way would only lead to destruction.

Like Cao Cao attacking Dongwu, Napoleon invading Russia, or Strasser betraying the Soviet Union.

One mistake could cost countless lives.

“Even turning the bridge over would make sure to check it.”

I lifted the pillow blocking Saetbyeol’s mouth and looked down at her with a not-so-impressed expression.

“Anyway, you did well working, Unnie!”

“Thanks. Let’s have dinner and then play a game later. Let’s include Monica if possible.”

“Game? When did you start?”

“The Wagal Story Mode Extension just came out. I’ll do the final inspections.”

Saetbyeol’s eyes lit up.

A smile crept onto my face.

I hadn’t interfered at all with the outcomes produced by the subordinate staff.

But if they didn’t get it right, they’d be in for serious consequences.

First start with Hibris, who has already appeared in Kaizen World.


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