“Oh, this is totally wild.”
-Jedi!! Jedi!!!
-Red lightsaber!! Sith!!!
-Hahaha, is there a new Star Wars release hahaha?
-Is The Last Jedi here or what!!!!
-In a time when everything is crumbling… A female Jedi emerges anew….
-I immediately canceled my Disney subscription and eagerly subscribed to Wakamou Leader instead.
-Great enjoyment demands a great price…..
-If you just subscribe to Leader, you get 200 VTuber clips along with it, isn’t that a steal?
-WTF, it used to be 60 clips, it’s increased???
-Yeah, it’s increased.
-This is why Leader has 9.8 million subscribers.
-Seriously, it’s magic, seriously hahaha
-If you’re not dedicated, there’s a VTuber you can’t handle.
Due to the worthless rewards and pathetic difficulty level of the American Tower, Jiang Yeoul openly provoked and irritated them, making the difficulty level leap drastically, releasing dangerous monsters to fight.
Regrettably, since Jiang Yeoul was also Wakamou, poison didn’t work on him.
That scene was something the Believers had already seen enough to be tired of, so they were just sneering.
But since Wakamou was aware of that, he tried to induce change by specially combining [3 Skills] to create a lightsaber.
The [VR Rhythm Lightsaber] was at least a game that Wakamou played occasionally.
Given that he was good at anything that required physical movements, it was something he enjoyed for fun.
In that sense, isn’t America especially popular for [Star Wars] and [Hero Movies]?
Furthermore, the Climber is a pioneer of a new era. As a Climber which fits perfectly and becomes the object of admiration in America’s macho culture, he thought showing “romance” would garner popularity.
Fortunately, as the western setting appeared early on, a somewhat cool scene was shot with a dueling feel.
Of course, contrary to what Wakamou initially intended, it ended up with a theme like [A Martial Arts Master Falls into a Fantasy Western World!], but who cares.
By picking up a lightsaber and swinging the genre into space opera once again, Wakamou satisfied the readers’ desires.
After the broadcast ended, immediately upon leaving Tampax Tower, Jiang Yeoul was spending happy times buying [VTuber Goods] all around every state in America.
There could have been tailing, or people picking fights for being Asian, but he was enjoying an uneventful sightseeing trip.
It was just bothersome that there were unnecessarily many guys and gals (?) trying to hit on him, other than that, there was no big issue.
“Alright! So… should I check what’s written on Wiki? It’s been a while since I checked, kind of looking forward to it. I mean, after all, I’ve been active as a Clipper for a long time, right? So, there was already a Wiki as a Clipper, I’m curious to see how it’s revamped?”
-A person who clipped VTuber videos for a whopping 5 years.
-In some sense, he was famous hahaha
-A person who put on every subtitle to attract VTuber fans….
-Even after becoming a VTuber, still only knows about VTubers….
-LOL yeah, well, as long as we’re happy it’s okay hahaha
“Oh my”
-Look how long the list is hahaha
-No way hahaha
-Did historians come and go?
-What’s this about a profile ‘boob’?
-It’s Leader’s greatest forte.
-I approve.
“This wasn’t made by Asuka, was it…?”
“Asuka only dealt with bad spoils that tried to ruin it”
“Aha! …Dealt with?”
“They probably won’t do bad things again”
“Asuka? Dealt? How?”
“Oh no! Time to go to school! Mom, I’m heading off!”
Dash!
When questioned about something sounding odd, Asuka, who had come in unnoticed, smashed through a window and escaped dynamically.
Seeing that, Mei, now moving almost automatically, came with a broom and dustpan, cleaned up the broken glass, and neatly wrapped it up in newspaper and took it out of the room.
-What was that sound of glass shattering just now?
-It was for flying to school, wasn’t it.
-Did she break out of an egg or what hahaha
-Asuka, full-speed escape!!!!
-There’s a rumor that Cyber Ultron will find those who cause trouble for Leader…
-The Leader’s gallery is honestly super neat, yeah…
“Oh, that might be because I pay their salaries? I also send them goods.”
-Son of a b*h f*ing hell!!!!
-Get lost, all the moderators!!!! I can do it too!!!!!
-I’m the night guard watching 24/7, I’m more suitable!!!!
-No wonder those guys work so hard!!!
-Do they include concert tickets too?! Do they include concert tickets?!
“Uh… more like viewer merge rights?”
-I’m going to kill you!!
-Here we use Grandma and Grandpa, they can effectively subdue you.
-New moderator here!! I am a vicious Believer who causes trouble at dawn!!!
-I can use thunder too!! Thor, come on, you bastard with a badge!!!
-Ah ah, shall we start? The night singing….? Let’s curse each other to our heart’s content.
-I’m going with the tragic meme, you bs.
-Did they keep it to themselves without saying anything!!!!!
“I also gave them pats on the head”
-You’re just pouring gasoline here.
-How many logs did you put in!!
-Krrrrrrk!!!!
-The unicorns are shining from their horns!!!
-The mods are done for today.
-Guess I won’t be entering the gallery.
-Yeah? Can’t you just post it…?
Anyway, they’re all so energetic. Anyhow, Wakamou decided to look at Wiki while commenting on how detailed everything was written.
Activity Name: [Wakamou Inarizushi]
Age: [1,000 years old (self-proclaimed)][1]
[1]-Simply put, it could be over 10,000 years old, but it’s best not to question it for your own safety.
Legal Name: [Dalki, Tamamo]
Nationality: [South Korea]
Physical Stats: [243cm, 211kg]
Family: [Husband – Emperor Zhou, Jiang Ziya, Abe no Masuki, Jiang Gongjin]
[Children] – Gang Gam-chan[2], Abe no Seimei[3], Liu Ying[4]]
[2]-His mother is said to be a fox according to folklore.
[3]-His mother, Kuzunoha, is famous for being a fox.
[4]-Descendant of Liu Bei, raised as a daughter.
“No, who decided to make me a married woman? Why do I have so many husbands? Why is Liu Ying my daughter? Since when?”
Rather than harping on the fact it was a red pill…! He decided to let it go since it doesn’t link to anything anyway.
-If you raise them, feed them, house them, teach them, and raise them, aren’t you a mom?
-Remember when you fought with China claiming, “I’m raising this child”?
-Already dementia…. Well, you are up there in age…
-If dementia comes, isn’t it darn dangerous? Hahaha
-Quickly climb the tower? It seems a bit hazy.
-TMI) Climbing a tower even cures dementia.
-It’s really a magic potion, that damn thing hahaha
Religion: [Is an Idol herself]
Education: [Claims to have graduated from university (not confirmed)]
Nickname: [Dalki, VTuber Ghost, Leader, Thug Fox, Tubby]
“No, the nicknames are too much.. is the ‘Tubby’ because I can’t sing? Then call me Song King!!!”
-Hahaha
-“Song King” of Korea
-It immediately changed once I refreshed?
-Are the historians on standby hahaha
-You gotta work if you don’t want to die hahahaha
1. Overview.
Head of Wakamou Corporation and member of the 0-Gen VTuber lineup. Simultaneously, Korea’s top Climber and a living Idol in modern times.
2. Pre-debut.
There are records of broadcasting for a whopping 5 years. Mainly clipped VTuber videos. Besides that, there were fan participation broadcasts, fan art, and video productions for tributes, etc.
You could see VTuber broadcasts anywhere so Wakamou was nicknamed the Clipper world’s Cat Person (what even is that). The current VTuber character was roughly made to participate in VTuber content as needed.
He claimed he made it himself and based on himself, so it probably cost him less.
Pre-debut, he ran a broadcast with a 100% hit rate on stocks and Bitcoin (Believers who couldn’t even take it cried) with an average of about 200 concurrent viewers alongside 70,000 subscribers. Now, he’s an undisputedly top VTuber in South Korea with 9.8 million subscribers.
But note that subscribing can turn your subscribe channels into chaos with a current minimum of 150 to a maximum of 230 VTuber clips, so be cautious.
-Look how warnings got stuck immediately haha
-It’s like a Neapolitan legend.
-If you just press it casually without reading the caution, you get destroyed haha
-If you seek dopamine, you better handle it!!!
3. Personal Activities.
3.1 Live Broadcasts.
Regularly streams and always provides reasons when taking breaks. Even on breaks, subscribers can find the hard-working Wakamou sending superchats here and there. During rest days, it’s suspected that he clips VTuber videos while watching VTuber broadcasts. It’s also assumed he uses the break for managing [Wakamou 1st Floor] and taking care of the member roster.
3.2 Content and Played Games.
(List Link) He’s particularly known as a poor gamer. Considering reaction time and physical abilities would seem like a webnovel where the protagonist crushes opponents but in truth, he simply has no knack or sense for games. Probably engages in fights thinking it’s an actual battle (A Leader putting genuine effort even against games).
He cries and screams like a girl, covering his ears and shedding tears while playing horror games. Despite fearing and disliking it, he does punishment broadcasts occasionally because he likes that Believers who watch appreciate it, but they stop when convinced by others.
Games involving physical activities are what he plays well. Especially [VR Rhythm Lightsaber] is performed at an artistic level. Considering the Leader’s reality, it’s a given.
4. Songs.
(YouTube Link)
It’s okay to say it’s a cursed song that shouldn’t exist in this world, he can’t sing at all. Conversely, during the Clipper days, he was often invited to play instruments for other VTubers, showcasing good proficiency and skills and playing nearly all instruments, mysteriously though, he can’t sing well like he does games.
Recently, he seems to have improved a bit to ‘slightly can’t sing’ level due to constant practice and effort. Note this applies to all Wakamou Inarizushi’s Wakamous.
5. Climber Activity.
He’s essentially the only VTuber conducting climbing broadcasts in the industry.
In a sense, he’s playing in a blue ocean on his own, but seeing the insane difficulty of Incheon Tower (Evil), he also instills anxiety in newbie climbers. Technically, the tower’s difficulty is much much much lower than what you see in Leader’s broadcasts, so don’t worry. You’d see if you watch the Kyoto Tower and American Tower broadcasts.
The tower having a persona and being sentient, proof of deity-like beings, facing trials sent by the tower itself—among Climbers, he’s particularly under the tower’s watch and has amassed numerous accomplishments as a Climber during a short period that could fill up a long list, consult (List Link) for detailed future records.
6. Character.
6.1 Avatar.
He uses an original avatar. According to the description, it depicts Wakamou Inarizushi’s [pinnacle] period. His original form seems to be a [Kid Wakamou], which is seldom seen these days. Peculiar points include a prominently large bust and towering height, with 3 dots on his chest and makeup above his eyes.
6.2 Preferences.
When it comes to VTuber activities, he loves everything. When watching the backwater streams, you can see Wakamou appears. Among many VTubers, he seems to especially like Fairy Empress (Fairy Link).
He enjoys collecting VTuber goods and attending concerts. On days when Leader announces vacations, it’s usually a schedule or collaboration with VTuber-related events.
6.3 Personality and Voice.
Due to a gruff manner of speaking and a middling voice, he was guessed to be a guy using a female character, a VTuber monster, but it’s just a seriously low voice. There is talk about how it might have been necessary to convey majesty as an Idol.
He usually has a very gentle and sweet-tone personality, treating Believers kindly. To fellow VTubers within the company, he’s almost like a mother, and as long as Believers don’t try to dig up VTuber trash or take a red pill, he’s generally lenient enough to compliment “good drawing” on even perverse jokes or fanart (especially the chest).
Given his long life, he’s not just good at playing musical instruments but also cooking and fighting, and recently in city-building games, he showcased his outstanding talents as an Idol (and then got backstabbed).
“Wow, it’s written down to every tiniest detail of even the recent ones?”
-Remembering the trauma from getting backstabbed, tears well up.
-Those scumbags destroying the totems I worked so hard to raise….
-No, Leader broke them.
-Don’t you understand what kind of heart you need to nonchalantly break them?!
-Past wounds forced one to get used to it… trauma….
-So I installed a Leader totem at my house, yeah.
“Totem? If you take a picture and show it, I’ll give you a present.”
-Oh haha this is exciting hahaha
-This is legit.
-If you’re gonna worship Idols, starting with a totem is the basics after all haha
-Does a figurine count too hahaha
“Alright, alright, Believers. Idol worship is not necessary, just having an oshi and fan relationship is the best”
-Are you distancing yourself from us? Mom, don’t you love me?
-It does smell a bit though….
-Humans have sensitive noses, how about beasts?
-I shower 3 times a week, I swear!!
-Get out.
-Leader’s Idol worship is VTubers, dude haha
“Alright, alright, let’s keep looking?”
He cautioned the viewers, suggesting that worship might be better written as fan relationships with VTubers, and continued to scroll down rapidly.
As Aoi Asuka mentioned, there was hardly anything that would make one frown. Even the controversial sections were non-existent, and Wakamou thought it might be a bit much. There was swearing and violence in broadcasts… Wasn’t this too worshipful?
6.4 Alternate Characters.
Typically, alternate characters are considered one-time-use characters, but somehow, the Wakamou Leader uses three bodies simultaneously.
In other words, it’s hard to understand, but you can think of it as Wakamou Inarizushi existing in three versions, each acting independently.
Looking at this, one might envision the three personalities existing separately, fighting and arguing. However, when Pirate said the three of them gathered and drooled watching a VTuber concert, they appeared to be quite similar. Allegedly, all three have the same intelligence levels as Wakamou Inarizushi and could potentially be lured with VTuber goods.
There’s even a witness who claims that when Mei Xiao Long Bao came to a convenience store, she ran over and signed when asked in exchange for goods (so envious).
The relationship between the Leader and his alternate characters can be said to be closer than that of Marisa and Alice (whatever that is, you otaku).
[Hu Xian Mei Xiao Long Bao] – She features white twin-tails and fox ears made of hair, separate human ears, and three tails. She wears a qipao, claiming she wraps her shadow like clothes, and unlike Wakamou, she’s a martial arts master handling all sorts of weapons.
The Hu Xian she claims to be refers to a deity fox in Chinese folklore that cultivated for thousands of years. It’s assumed to be during a period when Wakamou Inarizushi was fervently training in his youth.
[Dalki] – This was a time when the Leader was going through a dark phase during puberty. For more detailed information, you can refer to the [Fengshen Yanyi (link)]. As the Leader probably knows how actual history went, courageous believers might ask him and update the wiki before dying.
[Jiang Yeoul] – On the 50th level, Jiang Yeoul appeared with the same appearance as when the Wakamou Leader imagined a representation of Dalki. She is incredibly beautiful, with red lipstick as a highlight. Her tiger-like golden eyes, according to witnesses who’ve encountered her, exude an eerie feeling.
There are various speculations about whether she’s related to Jiang Taigong, as her family name is different from Dalki’s. Some unicorns have erupted into debate over this. Thus, some believers refer to her as “Madame Jiang.”
[White-Faced Gold-Fur] – There’s an expectation that the Leader will reveal golden fur and nine tails when he truly appears. He claims he was resurrected in the modern era after being sealed, stating [Killing Stone] broke in 2022, so probably not.
Rumors suggest that the Leader might be the Black Fox from folklore, and that Mei Xiao Long Bao could transform into a white fox with three tails, meaning she was possibly a white fox initially.
Given his attachment to the Inari shrine, it’s assumed the fox friend who treated him well resided there.
Thus, it seems he installed his shrine in Kyoto, however small, for some peace of mind.
Given how fox tales often feature beautiful women, it’s suggested that Wakamou Leader’s influence might be involved. It seems he got into quite a bit of mischief in his childhood and was suspected of being a civil servant at that time under Nuwa, a Chinese deity, and possibly eloped to Japan after falling for a man.
– Look at how unnecessarily long the section on alternate characters is, lol
– Is this about VTuber alternate characters? LOL
– I wonder if the Leader is a married woman or not…a virgin or not…
– Wouldn’t it be more exciting if she were a widow?
– Waa, Wakamou mommy…hug me…
– The thought that those breasts might be filled with maternal love is a bit exciting.
– Asuka always asking to make things red, are you perhaps still appearing…?
– Such an intriguing topic.
– Should go ask Ichigo about it.
– Why Ichigo and not Liu Ying?
– Ack, save me!!!
When he scrolls further down, there’s an article speculating about the history Wakamou Inarizushi lived through. Based on the belongings, it’s clear there is a bond with Jiang Taigong, and it mentions acquiring the imperial seal while living through the chaotic times, as well as salvaging a divine vessel after being engulfed in chaos in Japan.
There was a wild rumor suggesting that he might have secretly raised an emperor who was presumed drowned and dead, sparking absurd comments about a mountain shota leading Wakamou to sigh deeply.
Curious about how grand any delusions about Wakamou had grown, he found the scale overly enormous.
Wakamou seemed to know the solution.
Simply not revealing anything and maintaining silence!!
Wakamou straightforwardly said he dislikes his personal views distorting and skewing the truth of history.
In case anyone asks, he didn’t forget to add that he lived in the mountains, partially isolated, so he doesn’t know much.
-Why live in the mountains?
-The bastards said they didn’t need an idol and kicked me out.
-Was it because they assumed you were just another fox and tried to hunt you?
-Superstitions were not welcomed even in Joseon…
-It was evidently only the Inari shrine fox that licked the Leader’s fur.
-Seimei, you heartless bastard!!
-Believing in Japan, Wakamou’s a silly fool.
-History is written by the victors.
-Defaming a beast, just like those bastards.
-Leader! You’re Dalki, right! Right?!
-Not anymore……
-Stop teasing, before really turning into Dalki.
-Atop Kyoto Tower, won’t Seimei appear now, LOL
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“…There’s nothing but proper content on the wiki! Where’s the slander or controversy or anything? What’s this about mecha being awesome?!”
-Proud of destroying South Korea?
-The Leader, who brings money to South Korea, wouldn’t cope if wounded and hiding in a cave..
-There’s no choice but to have Pirate dance in front of the cave.
-Controversy only includes spinning the tower in the US.
-Wouldn’t he consider swinging it again if we protested?
-Now we’re fucking big like the US, LOL
-How is an idol more real than shamans…
-Acknowledged.
“By the way, it’s spicy as hell, look at everyone. Anyway, time’s almost up! Shall we get going?”
Before starting a collab with the viewers, Wakamou ended the wiki exploration and turned on the game with trembling hands.
With insufficient strength to click, Mei Xiao Long Bao had to help from behind to finally allow Wakamou to enter.
─[Project Apocalypse]─
It was the return of the first collab that Wakamou Corporation had ever done.
As before, the aim was to survive and escape.
And the sailors entered the broadcast with concerns about what trouble the captain might cause today.
“Saw Drunken Master 2, and as a climber, is it okay to drink methanol?”
-As soon as I join, what’s this crazy talk?
-Captain!!! Please stop the madness!!!
-How short of alcohol content do we have, bloody hell, lol
“I drank an entire oaken barrel, and it’s lacking somewhat…”
-Huh? What?
-Like a Gragas…
-Could drink radiation if it were booze…
-Does this really represent Japan’s top climber VTuber…?
-Is it okay since she’s in a booze collab advertising campaign?
“It’s fine! If the liver’s busted, I can just regenerate it!!”
-Not at all fine.
-Wow~ That’s crazy talk~
-Please think before you speak!!
“You guys don’t know. Japan’s evolving into mutants after eating Fukushima rice. By the way, it’s labeled as Koshihikari so it doesn’t sell boldly. Choose carefully when buying, okay? Radioactive rice is a specialty exclusive to Japan.”
-It’s really spicy every time I join in.
-Knowing it’s rated as a bomb in electric cars topped it off.
-What mad talk is that, bloody hell, lol
-Feels like I’ll lose my mind, captain!!!
-What’s that sound of sipping? What are you drinking?
“Oh…Cider. Only 4.5% alcohol. It’s a drink.”
-Normally, we don’t call something with alcohol contents a drink.
-Probably chugging Somersby!!!
-Lime non-alcoholic soda flavor, she means.
-Drinking Demi Soda, lol
“By the way, did you see Kyoto winning the baseball championship? They trashed Tokyo. What a relief! I don’t need snacks, I tell you.”
-Beats boasting Korea’s victory.
-Korea played Kimigayo, Japan played Korean anthem.
-Is this cultural exchange…?
-No, you mad men!!!
-But there was another anti-Korean uproar….
-In that case, better use Wakamou?
-As if Leader is some nuclear weapon?
“Bullying is a traditional Japanese culture.”
-Captain, please choose your words kindly!!!!
-Every word feels like capsaicin madness.
-Cant tolerate spicy food, yet feeds others with spicy things, the Japanese.
-Ramen too spicy, yet, someone enjoys peppered drinks.
“So where is here? Am I in school? Wow…then shall I loot the cabinet? There might be guns inside or something.”
-Why assume there’d be guns in a school cabinet?
-Each broadcast with the Leader feels nerve-wracking due to the content…
-This the spicy tone of Japan… We bow…
-Mouth jutsu activity breathing style…
-Spitting fire from too much booze…
-Alcohol breathing First Form!!
-lol
“Oh, there’s a gun”
-Why does this shit happen, hell sake.
-Some BB guns are there.
-Real shotgun with live rounds?
-Why, hell.
“Are these damn zombie bastards trying to bully me en masse? That’s a ‘cut the slack’ issue, guys!!!”
-‘Cut the slack’ generally means cutting off a finger to atone.
-Ordering slashed fingers with a gun, truly frightening.
-I’m not trapped here with you, you’re trapped here with me.
“Oh, fire axe. Time to show true Japanese bullying. Ever seen Lesson of the Evil? It’s fun.”
-Asuka, Asuka. What mod were you installing now, again?
-now that I realize it, Pirate’s avatar looks like her flesh avatar, lol
-Why is there a fire axe at school, dammit!!!
-Why talk of movies where teachers gun down students…?
-Can this be broadcast safely?
-Yes, it starred in a drama, movie, and manga for being a popular work.
“Only Japanese can pull off such brutal jokes”
With a loud bang, he shot at the zombie knocking on the door. The sound of high-pitched impacts echoed as the zombie staggered back.
Bang of light! Thud of zombie!
Unexpectedly thrilling effects and pleasure made Pirate smile wryly.
“Power creates light! And I feel mighty!!”
-Is a Japanese doing American school mass shooting scenes really okay?
-No problem, neighboring mischievous VTuber does worse.
-No issue post-Liberation Day. Me like!
-Our captain thinks because she’s a pirate there’s no issue.
-lol exactly lol
“So exciting!!!”
Right from the start, Pirate, holding both a gun and an axe, rushed happily only to be swiftly hit by a military truck passing by.
-Ichigo, did something get hit?
“A running zombie”
-Seemed to carry a gun?
“Drunk?”
-No?
-Didn’t have any?
“Then, caught by a running cheer.”
-Oh!
-Clear!
-Despite seeing a log of Ichigo killing Pirate, nothing wrong!
-Revenge is best served ten years down the line.
-lol
Ichigo, now much more pronounced in speech, began to hum a melody while driving.
In terror, Wakamou, fleeing desperately, was also mowed down, upon which she quietly exited the car.
“License collected… should’ve driven properly…”
Ichigo brooded over her calamity.
Pirate sitting beside pulled her cheek, initiating the new collab.
Thanks to the high-performance motion recognition camera, the sight of two VTubers tangled and rolling chaotically on the floor was exclusive here.
-Ah, Pirate has gone into a joint lock.
-Ichigo, caught, skillfully hits with the chair lol
-The collab went unnoticed lol
-Let’s commence the match!!!!
-Who’s ringing the bell?
-Asuka is rushing in to do the round-girl act now.
-Crazy lol
With no idea where she got it from, Aoi Asuka carried a sign reading round one, completing a model walk encircling Pirate and Ichigo.
Meanwhile, Wakamou was trembling in fear, calling out desperately for his allies.
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