“Heh… Hah… Hic… Huh….”
“Relax your body a bit. Why are you so stiff? Stick your chest out more.”
“Too, too fast. Mun Ah… I can’t like this….”
[Listening to the sound alone, damn, it’s just adult content – deleted message]
[Oh ho]
[What does ‘fast’ mean…? Hmm….]
[I’m having bad thoughts]
[Stop the bad chatting!]
[So this is why I watch workout broadcasts… I get it now]
[It would be perfect if there were visual aids]
[Not seeing anything makes it even more stimulating]
[It’s too stimulating]
[What’s that rustling sound? It’s tickling my ears]
[What are both of them doing???]
[The polar bear is going to drown, damn]
[Is it just me who can’t see the screen?]
[Show me the scene that those guys are witnessing!]
[The screen is shaking like crazy, what are you up to?]
[Ugh… Riri and Kayak are going wild… the screen is going wild….]
[Of course, bad chatting will come out in this broadcast]
[Is this room that kind of room?]
It was a collaboration that started early in the morning. People gathered to Kayak’s broadcast through Riri’s prior notice that she wanted to learn workouts from Kayak.
As soon as they entered, what they heard were the rough breaths of two people, or rather one person.
“What do you mean by ‘fast’? We’re going super slow.”
“My legs… I’m dizzy….”
“Right, let’s take a break for a moment.”
With a small sigh from Kayak, the screen brightens.
Light fills the previously dark and shaky broadcast screen, and soon the owners of the voices reveal themselves.
It’s a park. Kayak is fiddling with the broadcast setup while dressed in workout clothes. And next to him on the bench is Riri sprawled out.
That’s right, Riri had asked Kayak for training. She had just come out for a morning jog following Kayak’s instructions.
Running while holding a phone isn’t an easy task. Plus, the wildly shaking screen could induce dizziness in the viewers.
That’s why the broadcast phone had just been in Kayak’s pocket. That’s why the viewers were only seeing a black screen.
[Is it possible to know if the phone was in the pants pocket or the jacket pocket? Urgent]
[Looks like it was taken from the back pocket]
[Oh….]
[So Kayak was just with them? Kayak is happy]
[Kayak’s critique;;]
[Is this really the chatting room for women? Hmm]
“Is this the woman’s chat room, hmm?”
“How much did she run to end up like that?”
“I barely ran at all. I just got around half a lap in the park and I’m already wiped out.”
Kayak clicks her tongue while staring at Riri, who is sprawled on the bench.
“The trainer is disappointed in Riri.”
“Getting exhausted after a half lap is kinda…”
“How many kilometers is half a lap?”
“It varies by park…”
“Isn’t it roughly 1 kilometer?”
“This park is small, so half a lap is probably less than 1 kilometer.”
“Looking at the time, did she run for about 20 minutes?”
“Twenty minutes doesn’t seem like much?”
“Honestly, if you don’t exercise, even 10 minutes is tough.”
“I feel like there’d be a lot of kids here gasping after 10 minutes, haha.”
“10 minutes? Please, they’d be sprawled out after just 5 minutes of sprinting!”
“Teacher, how’s my kid doing?”
Kayak, having stared at the chat window with no signs of fatigue, finally spoke.
“She’s in a very serious condition. Classic lack of exercise, poor basic fitness. People today are said to not get enough exercise, but this is beyond my imagination.”
“If it keeps up like this, it wouldn’t be strange if she dropped dead at any moment.”
Kayak shook her head as if performing a skit.
“What?”
“ㅠㅠ Riri, with how often you eat Mala Tang…”
“But really, people these days don’t exercise at all.”
“Isn’t that the opposite? There are plenty of people who work out.”
“Only those who do it; the ones who don’t, don’t do it at all.”
“Didn’t Riri say she exercises regularly?”
“I-I do have some muscles, you know…”
“This is running, what do muscles have to do with it? And muscles? You have muscles?”
Kayak approached Riri with a scary expression. Riri, gasping with her back on the ground, startled like a scared cat.
“Why, I’m a real muscle person…”
“Muscle person? What the heck is that?”
Like a predator snatching up its prey, Kayak grabbed Riri’s belly fat.
“This? This is a muscle?”
“No, you can’t help the belly. Unless someone’s super skinny…”
“Then what about this? This? I can’t find any muscles here. What’s this ‘muscle person’ nonsense?”
“Wait, how far are you going with that touching!”
Then, Kayak’s quick hands began to explore every corner of Riri’s now-vulnerable body due to the jogging.
Starting from her arms to her back, calves, thighs, and sides—an indiscriminate attack. Riri, noticing what was happening, flailed about trying to block it, but Kayak had already finished her scan.
“Oh…”
“What the heck did you touch, Kayak?!”
“Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!”
“Two beautiful girls just having fun on an outdoor bench since morning…”
“The camera angle is just too perfect!”
“So, is Riri muscular or not?”
“Muscle? What are you talking about? It’s all soft and squishy here. Perfect for touching.”
“You!”
And so the playful bickering continued. Riri, who had been out of energy, challenged Kayak about why she was touching her without permission, while I decided to join in and try to wrestle with Kayak, only for Kayak to easily fend me off with one hand.
“I think you’re ready to go. Let’s finish the remaining half lap.”
“Ugh…”
“We’re only doing one lap. I was going for three, but you were struggling too much.”
“How many laps do you usually do?”
With a pout, Riri asked out of curiosity, and Kayak paused to think before answering.
“Well, at first, I’d set a number of laps, but these days, I don’t keep count. If I really push myself, I might do over ten laps.”
“Yikes…”
“Ten laps? How many kilometers is that?”
“Seriously, Kayak is a monster.”
“LOL you picked a great trainer. Work hard to lose some weight, Riri!”
“I bet she’s fitter than real trainers…”
“Every day, a hundred sit-ups, a hundred pull-ups, ten push-ups, and a 10km run…”
“The fact is, Riri is going to get healthy.”
“She might even get excessively healthy.”
“Kayak is the embodiment of health, for sure.”
Kayak answered nonchalantly, and Riri gulped as she sensed her impending fate.
*
After jogging in the morning, the two made their way to a familiar place for the viewers—Kayak’s house.
For the time being, Riri had decided to stay at Kayak’s place, sharing meals and living together.
If Riri went back to her own house and, overwhelmed by her desires, indulged in overeating, it would be a mission failure. So until the mission was completed, Riri couldn’t return home.
“Hehe… two beautiful girls under the same roof… eating, sleeping, and exercising together…”
“A trainer who even provides accommodation?!”
“I’m getting half of the mission reward, you know. LOL”
“How much is the mission reward?”
“It’s stacking up right now, currently about 470 as of 9 AM.”
“Half of that sounds pretty nice.”
“Kayak is serious about the money.”
“Here’s lunch for today.”
“Lunch…!”
The moment Riri heard that word, she jumped up. Her mouth was practically watering like a hungry puppy hearing about food.
The moment she heard the words, Riri sprang up. Her mouth was practically watering, like a hungry dog rushing at the mention of food.
“Ugh. What is this?”
However, her reaction was far from that of a countryside dog. Instead of devouring everything with a bright face and drooling at whatever was served, Riri frowned at the menu laid out on the table.
It was only natural. She wasn’t just any dog—she was a picky Poppy that only ate high-end food and treats, not common kibble.
There was no way the piles of greens on the table would catch her fancy.
“Honestly, I’m not that strict with my diet either. I’d love to give regular food if I could…”
Proving her point, what Kayak brought over smelled quite delicious compared to the salad in front of Riri.
“But we’re on a tight schedule… I don’t think I can reach my target weight eating regular food.”
“Ah, no… even so… you’re munching on all the tasty stuff…!”
“I’ll still lose weight eating like this.”
Kayak’s response was so matter-of-fact that Riri found herself at a loss for words. It was true; during their last trip, she had devoured several servings of meat and didn’t gain an ounce. In fact, her flawless figure was almost a reason for admiration.
[Your basal metabolic rate must be double ㅋㅋ]
[People like Kayak lose weight just by controlling their diet ㅋㅋ]
[It’s true but also kind of annoying]
“I could eat regular food, but then I have to eat very little.”
“How much…?”
“Well, a quarter bowl of rice. Side dishes have to be bland, no salty or sweet stuff. As much as possible, veggie-based…”
“How is that regular food?!”
Riri pouted, but Kayak just shook her head resolutely.
“You have to do this if you want to lose weight. Everyone on a diet lives like this.”
“Ugh, ugh…”
“If only we had more time, I could have eaten regular food and lost weight slowly. But the time is too tight. We only have 20 days left!”
“I’ll do everything for you, just follow my lead.”
At that, Riri finally stopped resisting and lowered her head like a child who had just learned a hard truth.
In the end, she had dug her own grave.
“It’s so tasteless…”
Maybe it was because of the green salad, but the taste in her mouth was bitter.
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