[Kayak <<< This guy just has a different Unique Technique, lol]
He flies around while everyone else walks and runs.
– Hey? Is this dude your Teacher?
– Haha, seriously has a different Unique Technique.
– While everyone is jumping, he’s the only one doing backflips, you know…
– Haven’t seen a full Broadcast in a while.
– Awww, did they have a day show? I just got off work;;
Good thing there’s a replay available this time.
Make sure to chew it well so you don’t choke~
[The true goat that even makes developers rush in shock]
(Kayak raising her chin and looking down arrogantly)
Oh, sis!
– It’s legendary how the developer rushed in to tweet about it since this afternoon, haha.
– It must have been the early morning there, for real.
– Watching broadcasts in the early morning is just more fun, right?
– I saw people coming in mid-way asking how she did it, but the chat was moving so fast it got buried.
– So how she did it wasn’t revealed until the end, haha.
“Do well,” they say.
The live streamers heard about Kayak and rushed in, studying while watching the replay, lol.
Hakchu said, “I don’t know how to do it; I think using this technique will make the playtime even longer.”
I tried to follow along while watching but ended up just with a sore wrist.
It looked super hard, and turns out it really is!
If it’s a technique that could surprise developers, that says it all.
[Kayak, you crazy girl, lol]
When the developer came, look at her doing a teabagging, haha! Almost went for a refund too.
– Haha, she said it’s so easy she might refund it.
– Honestly, there’s nothing stopping her from getting a refund, lol.
– She cleared it, but the playtime didn’t even hit 2 hours~
– The comments about the mic or whatever in the chat are hilarious, lol.
That guy usually isn’t like that, haha.
He’s the kind of devil that mocks streamers asking if they still haven’t cleared it.
Ends up messing around and really meets a devil, lol.
Not a devil, but a devil wannabe, lol.
[Live tweeted Mike’s call.jpg]
It’s a bit long, but roughly summarized, it says this.
Kayak’s play is not a bug, got inspired from watching Kayak’s Broadcast, and they’ll be making a game fitting for Kayak.
Declared they’ll make an even harder game, wow.
– Damn, they’re going to create an even more absurd game here? Haha.
LOL
-I can only beat Kayak;;
-Kayak has unleashed poison in the indie game world!!!
-Sounds like Mike got properly scratched, haha! Never experienced this before!
-The gal who got a shoutout from a world-class game developer, wow!
“Hmm…”
What was supposed to be half a joke seems to have struck a chord.
Well, the spread of well-made new games is a good thing, so in the long run, it might be a positive outcome.
The broadcast didn’t go on for long. After clearing the game, there was a performance similar to a ceremony… The viewers finished what they called “teabagging” and immediately ended the broadcast.
I never intended to stream for long today. I planned to go early, so I started the broadcast earlier than usual. The viewers seemed to enjoy that I cleared the game and shut down the stream right after; they interpreted it as some advanced level of teabagging.
That wasn’t my intention, but I guess it doesn’t matter. In the end, Mike will be focused on making more fun games, and people can chat enthusiastically, looking forward to that. If you really think about it, it’s a win-win for everyone.
Then, in the middle of this…
[Where do you all get Kayak GIFs?]
I want the arrogant Kayak and the whimpering Kayak too.
-You can find them all over the café.
-But I got banned from the café…
-The café’s rules were pretty lenient, what happened to get banned?
-I was posting too much AI fan art.
-Hmm…
-This place is also pretty good: https://open.kakao….
What is this now? I found a suspicious link while skimming through the gallery. Clicking it took me to a chatroom.
[Group chat: ♥Lonely Kayak Room♥ #Kayak #Streamer #Broadcaster Kayak #No Chatting #Photos and GIFs Only]
-1832 participants · Just now
“Why are there so many people?”
It felt suspicious, but it didn’t seem like the bad kind of suspicious. I figured entering the room wouldn’t result in personal data being stolen or anything of the sort.
Curiosity piqued, I entered the chatroom.
[OribariSquirrel has joined.]
I randomly picked a nickname suggested by AI. I could set my own, but that seemed like too much hassle, and I liked the one I received.
[OribariSquirrel: Hello]
I should start with a greeting. It’s important to greet properly wherever you go at first.
There’s nothing wrong with having a bright greeting; by greeting well, you can leave a good first impression.
Ding-ding.
[The Punch King Kayak: (A gif of Kayak raising her fist and glaring)]
The thought vanished with a message from someone.
A picture of me raising my fist… whatever it was, it didn’t seem to carry good vibes.
As I pondered its meaning, another message popped up.
[Kayak’s First Notice: (Notice Kayak.gif)]
Of course, it was my photo again. My face prominently displayed while I gestured for everyone to check the notice.
I think I did that on the broadcast. I remembered getting annoyed with the viewers for not reading the announcement and telling them to do so.
I knew that my moments from the broadcast, my V-tuber persona, and even when I appeared on public broadcasts circulated as GIFs, but seeing it directly felt oddly surreal. It was as if a fact I’d subconsciously known was suddenly thrust in front of me.
By the way, speaking of announcements… Does this mean they want me to look at the notice?
So, I started reading the hanging notices one by one.
“1. Do not say anything at all. ※You will be kicked out if you do.
2. Only post photos or GIFs related to Kayak. (You can just lurk without posting pics)
3. No controversial photos or GIFs – e.g., high-tier AI GIFs will all get you kicked out.
4. When entering, please post at least one photo or GIF related to Kayak.”
“Hmm.”
Surprisingly systematic. It didn’t seem like a random chat room. Scroll up and there’s no end to it, and there are hundreds of photos. It doesn’t seem like a room created recently. I was curious about the date it was established.
Anyway, rules are rules. Even at this moment, people in the room were communicating through my pictures.
I just needed to send an appropriate photo. Let’s see, so… a photo…
“None?”
Come to think of it, I didn’t really keep many pictures of myself.
Not that I was diligently snapping selfies or anything like that, unlike others. My photos were probably more in the hands of my friends, Riri or Yusia.
Yet asking them for photos felt a bit awkward, so I put in my best effort.
Click.
An impromptu selfie. The result wasn’t exactly stellar. It wasn’t bad, but it felt… something was lacking.
It’s true that Camilla’s face looks good from any angle, but compared to the real works of the women around me, like Yusia, Riri, or Nicang, mine had a noticeable flaw.
It’s true that compared to the works coming from Riri and Nicang, there are some flaws here.
Honestly, to confess, it’s not that I’ve never taken a selfie with this body at all.
In the early days when my body was changing, I took photos and did a lot of things. At that time, it was unbelievably fascinating, so I think I spent months getting to know this body.
However, as time passed, that fascination faded, and after the exploration ended, I ended up discarding all the collected material, leaving not even a single proper photo of myself on my phone.
Anyway, for now, this one picture should suffice. Since I’m sending it to avoid getting kicked out of the room, it doesn’t really matter if the quality is a bit lacking.
[Clumsy Squirrel: (photo.jpg)]
I sent a picture of me with one hand raised, making a small peace sign.
“Dinner’s here.”
Just then, as I brought over the dinner I had ordered, my phone on the table started ringing vigorously.
Vroom—
Checking it, it was the room where I had just sent the photo. In that brief moment, chaos had erupted in there.
[(Kayak is bewildered GIF)]
[(Is this real? Kayak)]
[(Sounds like a lie, Kayak)]
[(Lying gets you a hammer, Kayak)]
It turns out, one can communicate solely with pictures. Of course, there are plenty of texts within the images, but for someone like me, who had no idea such a world existed, it was incredibly refreshing.
I vaguely noticed what they were trying to say.
So, the picture I sent was so explicit and realistic that on one side, they believed I was truly Kayak, while on the other side, they thought it was impersonation or a composite image.
Well, it’s a bit disappointing though. Didn’t these fans of mine who are digging this deep into the room recognize this?
With that in mind, I sent a few more messages.
[Clumsy Squirrel: (photo)]
[Clumsy Squirrel: (voice message)]
A photo of me eating dinner and a short voice message wishing everyone a delicious dinner.
Once those went up, no one doubted my identity anymore. In fact, a few people got kicked out for getting overly excited and sending messages without sending any photos.
I enjoyed my dinner, using that scene as a side dish, continued the short communication, and then to wrap up, I uploaded a photo of me waving goodbye before leaving the room.
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