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Chapter 142

[Author: LostYear1]

[Title: Mystery Tower Result]

A leader floundering around like a piece of luggage.

Glasses working hard but never making it obvious.

A psychic trying a lot of things.

An artist tired and dead because they can’t recover.

A captain leading this incompetent party alone and overworking themselves.

“Do you know why this party even moves? Because I’m working my butt off like a dog here!!”

Meanwhile, it’s funny how someone is happy just for getting a good reward item…

Finally, the troublemaker of the hour.

“Ichigo”

You could tell what she really thought of the leader.

To sum it up, “Like a clueless bear of a mom who’s trendy but speaks a different language.”

-The ancestors were right about not raising a black-haired beast.
-Some people never change…
-I tried raising one, and all it did was try to eat us.
-Being 18 must be the phase of teenage rebellion.
-Who wouldn’t lose sanity, being buried in a chest that big?

LOL

What’s wrong with girls liking girls?

Isn’t she married, though?

-What’s wrong with the leader being older, stabbed by a unicorn, and quite heavy?

…You might want to check your inbox?

…If you see Asuka’s face while browsing the internet…you know what to do.

…If you spot Asuka’s face, dive off immediately. It’s better that way.

-They say climbers are taken away by artists.

…Life sentence for a crime, eternally displayed as art.

…Is human rights a thing here? Climber punishment is harsh no matter what the crime.

-Hey hey─LMAO at the Japanese election broadcast LOL

What???

What’s up with that?

No seriously what’s up LOL

Despite the flood of unheard-of items discovered while conquering the 【Mystery Tower】, both climbers and laymen were shocked.

Items unrelated to climbing were revealed.

Then again, those could be useful in everyday life.

Especially the mare pirate was ecstatic after acquiring a gourd that pours alcohol.

The Tower seemed themed to provide the item climbers desired most.

Excluding that, the rest of the materials were bothersome ornaments with no idea on how to use them even if kept.

After receiving the rewards, and having Wakamou conquer the tower, the unremovable 【Mystery Tower】 was now a peculiar thing in [My Worlds].

It couldn’t be climbed again or reset, so they decided to leave it alone, satisfied with the [rewards].

Who knows, one day the unfamiliar [Ownership of the Tower] might come in handy.

For now, Wakamou, instead of showing it off to fellow VTubers, decided to showcase it to those busy with national affairs, as part of the [Guardian]’s strategy, gathering everyone once more.

Despite being summoned again so soon, not a single person hesitated to meet, rearranging their schedules immediately.

“This is the reward from the Mystery Tower, [The Glory of the Idol].”

It raises all recovery rates, disease, and mental resistance by 25%, including non-climbers, covering the entire country!

The exclusive item of the long-awaited 【Idol】 class demonstrated unbelievable abilities.

Even collectors who accumulated artifacts were left speechless, and the President of the Korean Association had to reread the description out of shock; what more could be said?

“On top of that, there’s a specific location restriction… It must be installed outside the tower, not in Wakamou Level 1 or [My Worlds]. But it doubles the effect once placed for an entire nation.”

“─It’s nothing short of an idol’s symbol!!”

“In South Korea, we have [Wakamou Level 1]; in Japan, [Shrine of the Idol] exists, so I wish to place it in China…”

Watching Liu Wei clenching his fist, nearly shouting excitedly, Wakamou, seeing him hold back his enthusiasm, turned his gaze from the uncomfortable-looking Prime Minister of Japan and the King of Authority.

“So, what do you two think?”

With Wakamou spawning climbers, Sadako was running around healing people via [Shape-shifting], and the potions Liu Ying brewed aiding climbers.

『Wakamou Corporation』 no longer seemed a mere VTuber company.

It existed beyond being called a mere corporation, renowned for housing particular climbers fostered and nurtured by the Fox Deity as a hobby.

Getting hired there promised a turned-around life.

『Architect』 Dorrison J Jackson rose again as head of the architectural company thanks to Wakamou, taking on work himself, utilizing facilities in Russia, creating jobs, establishing foundations, and raking in money hand over fist.

Faulty contractors who lost trust due to shoddy work crumbled and were absorbed by Jackson.

Due to his inexpensive sales against competitors, those aiming to scam with properties or rentals were thoroughly demolished.

Complaints? Who could stand against the trend of Wakamou’s support from South Korea’s President down to its assembly members?

Not to mention, it was no exaggeration that Wakamou had placed even China’s chairman and Russia’s president onto their seats.

【Idol】 awakened from past to modernity.

Essentially declaring Wakamou as a god-like being who was making life better for people─ having now officially showcased ambitions.

Not interested in politics.

However─ given such an item, what else could one do?

Though rumors circulated about climbers falling due to item intoxication, Wakamou never imagined it could be them.

Yet, the effect of this long-desired idol-exclusive item was indeed tailored for idols.

Losing a bit of sanity may be inevitable, no?

“Is there anyone capable of achieving this if this item is handed over? Realistically? Only I can do it… as an Idol!! By unifying all of Asia…!! I will become the Idol of the New World!!”

Though corrupted, Wakamou seemed irredeemably so─ climbers or not, doctors were needed. Doctors couldn’t escape their bodily toll. Medical systems crashing…? Nonsense… Not a chance. Items couldn’t be invincible. Rather, quicker recoveries for operated patients seemed a likely good effect.

No─let’s be honest.

The fact that Japan, the so-called country of VTubers, wasn’t benefiting under Wakamou’s buff bothered them.

“No one stood in the skies from the beginning. However, the time when the throne of the heavens stood empty ends now. From this moment… I shall stand in the skies…”

Yes, I will become the White-faced Gold-haired Fox!

Totally bringing the Japanese government under control…setting up a truly perfected alliance….!!

The peace of Northeast Asia….a VTuber paradise…!!

It’s possible. With this item in my possession!!

“Is democracy good? Is dictatorship evil? They’ve always been reversible throughout history. The one at the summit redefines morality!!VTubers are justice!!!!”

“I hate to say it, but the leader truly seems possessed.”

Companions even considered taking away the item from Wakamou, thoroughly examining it for brainwashing side effects.

In any case─ Japan was mostly holding only Kyoto, which caused Wakamou’s dissatisfaction.

Pipkin Mami…no, Ava, expressed dread as the ambitions of the White-faced Gold-haired Fox were finally revealed to the world.

But it was already too late for anyone to stop it!! Moreover, the United States owed Wakamou, so they’d support her no matter what!!

“Prime Minister of Japan, and King of Authority… Are you ready to make Kyoto the capital of Japan?”

Witnessing Wakamou’s brilliant red eyes, the Japanese delegates gulped.

In any era, powerholders fiercely protected their status and wealth.

Thus, wouldn’t the Idol, who cared for their worshipers, be an eyesore to them?

The King of Authority thought of this sometimes when gazing at Wakamou, called the Idol.

History is written by the victors─ capable of endless distortion.

Despite what he said, Japanese individuals were quite… problematic, beginning with strong-right-wing elements. Of course, other countries had their issues too, but the anti-Korean sentiment was strong there.

Due to which, even with a growing influence, the government was rebelling against bowing to South Korea, staying isolated.

Japan technically had the potential to secure the second-in-command position first.

All while Wakamou, treating all fairly without rank, may just be fundamentally misunderstood and misperceived by them.

“Gulp… What do you plan to do? What does Wakamou-san intend?”

If they wanted to, they could eradicate every member of the government, from the Prime Minister downwards.

Wakamou, enjoying broad support from countless Japanese citizens.

They’ve stopped earthquakes and tsunamis. Providing [Wakamou 2nd Floor] and [Shrine of the Idol] in Kyoto.

Many misunderstood Wakamou as one of Japan’s myriad deities because of their name.

Though resistance groups could form due to extremists or anti-Korean factions, it was something bearable, even with force.

Aren’t they capable of producing followers from climbers without limits on their own?

The Japanese cooperation member’s question awaited Wakamou’s reply, with the King of Authority crossing their arms in anticipation.

Then, as Wakamou, sipping tea, gazed into the distance with warm eyes at the silver-haired woman sitting opposite.

“Hey, Inari. Shall we go fetch it?”

“…”

“Japan”

[Author: Renard]

[Title: The Current Status of Fox Deity]

(Photo of the Kyoto-origin Inari Fox Deity assembly member for Japan’s Prime Minister Election).

Inari Fox Deity assembly member debuting from Kyoto’s Inari Shrine.

If she becomes Prime Minister, promises to slash salaries for inactive legislators by half, punish black companies with a firm hand.

Along with punishing tax-evading criminals.

Doing little things like stopping earthquakes and tsunamis.

While also guiding believers as a god─ more or less.

-LOL

-The White-faced Gold-haired Fox is here to devour Japan…!!

-But aren’t legislators voting just like that? Voting?

Most legislators are backing it.

Why?

Do reasons matter?

-Buying a drink from a vending machine is this easy…

-When power limits nothing.

-When networks are dominated by the leader, what will you do?

-Scandalous VTubers are vanishing by the day.

-Where are they disappearing to?

-The deep bowels of a proud Cheonggyecheon?

-Got it!

-This egregious depravity…

-A Judicious assessment…

-It’s an anachronistic Evil Spirit… Universe matters not!

-Will press forward!

Indeed, for better or worse, Wakamou came to seize the Prime Minister seat from Japan rightfully.

During the election, parliamentary representation sent from Kyoto was none other than Inari Fox Deity! The coming of the Kyoto Fox Deity brought no discontent.

With support from the King of Authority and the Japan Association President, there was charisma enough to overshadow those.

The [Divine Eyes] seemed to penetrate all, causing weak-kneed people to lose bladder control.

Only slight pressure on those forcing themselves to endure would cause cold sweats and fright, leading to escape or fainting!!

“Finally showing a stance befitting the【Idol】. As a lioness, following is inevitable. Uhuhuh…”

For the record, every bit of pledge was solely from Inari Fox Deity herself.

While expressing her confidence, the use of Asuka to highlight rival filth and disqualify them by nature was underway.

It seemed a Neo Kyoto would soon come into being, but knowing the bestial nature triggered by VTuber enthusiasm, one simply delegated it while watching VTuber broadcasts.

Taking care of and attending one’s hopeless master was no less a subordinate’s duty.

In her mind brewed a [Plan]. It benefited greatly once Wakamou’s influence fully enveloped Japan.

Presenting herself on earth like a descending goddess, polite smiles veiled foxes ready to strike.

Wakamou determined to graduate from a stigmatized VTuber into a proper Idol at all costs, plotting relentlessly!!

Cursed be VTubers…!! Cursed be Virtual Live….!!

May your motion captures glitch…!! Recall the grievances and curses of the Kyoto Tower…!!

“I’ll get you to graduate from a mere VTuber and into a proper Idol…!”
“I’ll level you up and turn you into an Idol…!”

‘It must be a flock.’

Asuka knew the truth but didn’t bother mentioning it because it seemed amusing.

After all, he used to be a superior officer, and now he’s just a junior with a lower rank than himself.

※※※

Humans are creatures that resist.

Humans fundamentally are not beings that desire the ideal.

In a small society, who knows, but in such a large union, it might be easier if each country had separate leaders.

No, let me correct that. It’s impossible even in a small society. How can dictatorship be as easy as it sounds?

Wakamou only hopes that the current society remains peaceful and that if people live a little better, they might watch VTuber Broadcasts. That’s all he aims for.

It was so humble, overly honest, and lacked any desire that those hearing it found it astounding and ridiculous.

On the contrary, being so consistent relieves worries.

In a sense, he had such a strong iron will that nothing shook him.

Eventually, there was a big fuss in the community as White Velvet revealed his ambitions to acquire Japan too, but the world went even crazier when he revealed a custom item called [Idol’s Glory] with a dumb expression.

All the allied countries were marked, but Japan was not—resulting in criticism of the Japanese government.

Even the general population, not just the Climbers, was benefiting, so who could dislike it?

With changes in the Tower and the emergence of “non-climbing items” alongside “climbing items,” items began appearing gradually.

Especially this time, the [Mystery Tower] purely granted “desires” by handing over items.

In the case of Mare Pirate, it was a bottle that produced liquor.

For Joseph Khan, it was a magical book, and for Pipkin Mami, it was a mysterious exclusive item.

Ichigo received something randomly like a Pharaoh’s golden mask, leaving him unsure of where to use it.

Still, wasn’t it better than the pistol Adolf received?

Anyway, each person received items to fulfill their own desires.

Although the Mystery Tower began to be discovered and strategies were being devised, no one had conquered a 100-floor Tower yet.

Whether people expected that Wakamou would conquer a 100-floor Tower again or not—

Wakamou finally launched the long-awaited ‘Wakamou Corporation 1st Anniversary Event.’

It had been long.

Really, it had been extremely long.

Days filled with countless memories flashing in his mind and events that happened while meeting with colleagues.

And all sorts of disasters that hindered Wakamou’s happy VTuber life—

Looking back, it seemed there had been more exhausting and difficult things than happy ones, but Wakamou decided to bury them.

A giant concert hall!!

The super-large concert hall built meticulously by Jackson, with dozens of screens!

More than 100,000 winning fans were gathering in the structure built on [Wakamou’s 2nd Floor] where [Inari’s Shrine] could be seen well.

They weren’t fake fans like [Fox Spirit]—they were real fans!!

Fans bought Wakamou goods at a Wakamou goods cafe(?) which Wakamou didn’t even remember building—

With suspicion like, “Didn’t I see that at a legendary festival?” Wakamou began sales of goods from VTubers affiliated with him.

Supported by [Korean Tower], the weather on the 2nd floor was clear and pleasant.

The hired staff gave it their all, and the fans eagerly awaited the start of the concert, each in their seats.

Having attended countless concerts as a fan of VTubers, Wakamou was precisely aware of uncomfortable aspects.

By accurately catching those aspects, Wakamou prepared preventative measures to ensure fans could enjoy the concert without discomfort.

So that not a speck of regret remained—for the fans who had been with him from the start to this moment….

For fans who couldn’t attend directly due to not winning tickets, a live broadcast of the concert was also prepared……

Wakamou came to check on the VTubers who were very tense.

“A stage… it’s nerve-wracking…! My fans will be there too, right?!”

Looking at the expectant Joseph Khan, Wakamou confirmed with a nod.

Recalling on the way how President Dmitry had asked not to notice him, Wakamou chuckled quietly.

“Don’t you get nervous?”

“It’s a shame Asuka isn’t here.”

“I’ve been waiting for this day, Boss.”

Hajime Ichigo and Pirate, who could be said to be the main performers, showed no tension, unlike the other members.

Mami, who suddenly debuted and had to sing, was stretching to relieve her tension, and Lucia calmed her nerves by sculpting.

Meanwhile, Ichigo was fully decked out in Wakamou merchandise, and Pirate, who couldn’t drink alcohol, chewed on jerky while scratching her belly.

For Ichigo, it was a moment to confirm and prove how hard she had worked as a VTuber, seeing the gathered fans.

For Pirate, it was more of a stance of just continuing the hard work she had done until now.

“But is it okay? To do it all alone….”

“If I don’t do it, who will!!!”

“Though I hesitate to say this, there are a lot of staff below. Trying to do everything by yourself is a quick way to collapse.”

Adolf Lucia, having once experienced a downfall, seriously advised Wakamou that while being the only one to perform the music wasn’t concerning, consistently behaving that way could lead to great harm later on.

Because of these issues, Wakamou delegated various tasks to the Association President or Manager Wanda Haye. He also tasked Asuka.

Of course, it was a problem that despite this, Wakamou tried to proofread and handle all things related to the VTuber as the president.

Even with planning, no matter how many bodies Wakamou had, it was overwhelming, wasn’t it?

Wakamou knew what Adolf wanted to say.

Still, entrusting things to others simply because it’s hard—

Wakamou just really, really loved VTubers!!

“Everyone—thanks for coming, friends~!!”

Ichigo, excitedly running around the stage and waving her hands, elicited cheers from fans who had come to see her. It was a sensation a [Fox Spirit] couldn’t feel.

Oh, they really were here—and so many had gathered just to see me.

Wakamou, Gang Yeoul, and even Mei. Adding to them, a Fang General spirit transformed into a little Wakamou using a [VTuber Model] skill. In total, four Wakamous each held an instrument and started performing.

The little Wakamou, unable to handle large instruments due to short arms, played a dazzling flute.

Moving four bodies simultaneously and performing with different instruments—

Though not easy, Wakamou was compelled by the desire to play for the 1st-anniversary concert and mastered it.

Starting with the cute original first song named [Laughing Bloom], moving to the second song, a vigorous rock tune, and then to the third song thanking the friends who came—they continued, with Ichigo not tiring and introducing a [new song] as she danced.

While always performing songs of different genres, this time, K-POP-styled music flowed, and with rapid breathing, Ichigo performed a backflip while singing.

Displaying dazzling and flashy dance moves with high Agility, applause poured in.

“Thank you for coming!”

Not revealing it outwardly, but seemingly excited, Ichigo smiled brightly with her short accent acts, while Mare Pirate artfully slid in onto the stage.

As they stood side by side on the stage, they shared how they began as VTubers and how they reached here.

Thanking the fans who watched and even thanking Wakamou, who diligently supported them.

Wakamou, overwhelmed with tears, cried so much that it accumulated on the floor.

Though it was somewhat bizarre as four individuals were crying simultaneously, Mei’s ridiculously ugly crying due to a snot bubble on her nose made everyone burst into laughter.

Laughing while crying, Gang Yeoul, rejoicing in the birth of her masterpiece, looked like a villainess, giving Pirate and Ichigo a slight fright….

Yet the two moved on lightly by singing in duet.

When Ichigo stepped off and Pirate stood alone and started singing.

By whimsically ascending to the status of a classic with [Azure Bubble], Pirate overflowed with purity, prompting question marks to rise above the heads of the cheering sailors.

“Who is that Young Lady?”

“What’s happening? Give our Captain back!”

“That’s not our Captain with such purity!!”

“What is this warmth… this feeling in my heart… have I fallen for Oshi…?”

Perhaps one might say the usual gap was enticing charm.

As the song resonated with clear, melodious vocals and a pure, innocent smile, it captivated the sailors’ hearts, sealing it with a wink.

Next, Joseph stood on stage with a less popular initial song, pouring all manner of sorrow into a desperate performance.

Not wanting to leave, she sang 5 cover songs, and today, everyone called her by her name.

“”””Joseph!! Joseph!!””””

“Yes!! This is it!!! My longing for an idol!!!”

Wakamou, nudged her to come down as she blissfully wagged her tail with joy.

Although she screamed for an encore, demanding one more song, and wailed piteously, she stepped down, making way for Lucia.

A diorama tossed a piano onto the stage, and as she sat on it, Wakamou lightly placed a piano in front of her and sat down as well.

Without words, they played the keyboard, engaging in a harmonious duet, proceeding to entertain with a playful piano battle inspired by a famous movie, spearheaded by Gang Yeoul with a microphone.

Eventually, Lucia pulled out a violin and began singing into the microphone, conducting a small orchestral performance with Wakamou and his split selves gathered together.

Finally, it was Pipkin Mami’s turn. Unaware she’d handle the last segment, she broke into a nervous sweat.

She aroused excitement singing famous, universally known classics, starting with [September] and culminating in [Don’t Stop Me Now].

With exhilarating fervor, all affiliated VTubers converged, and even Asuka, who couldn’t attend due to a busy schedule, appeared via screen displaying her AI VTuber concept, joining the group to sing.

The much longed-for and beloved [1st Anniversary Concert] concluded successfully with resounding popularity.

The enthusiasm was so intense that the community buzzed about it for three days straight.

A concert of VTubers raised directly by oneself, fans who attended to see such VTubers.

And their support too…. Wakamou felt guilty for not having sung.

He refrained from singing frivolously, concerned it might ruin the atmosphere, but upon reading community posts showing fans’ regret, wishing he’d sung at least one song for fun, he complied adequately during a personal broadcast.

“So… Happy…”

The final song sung together, [Welcome To The Black Parade], was particularly well-received.

Although Wakamou didn’t sing it…!!

“What should I plan for the 2nd anniversary…”

The ambition to control the Japanese government had long been forgotten by Wakamou.

Even the Korean Tower worriedly asked if it too needed climbing…? Lost amidst a deep passion for VTubers.

That splendid stage…. those numerous fans…. the VTubers singing, dancing, and laughing….

There was no longer any regret left in life.

How delightful it would be to close one’s eyes in happiness like this….?

Bereft of worldly regrets, feeling all dreams had been achieved, Wakamou felt as if ascending to heaven.

So busy constantly rewinding and replaying the performance’s fervor in his mind, he postponed a couple VTuber Broadcast episodes due to being fully absorbed.

Even a post questioning why Mei, from the 1st generation, didn’t sing didn’t affect Wakamou!!

“I’m really so, so happy!!!”

“Wakamou! [Guardians] have caused a problem.”

“You b!”

Just when Wakamou soared to heaven, he crashed into hell.


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