Chapter: 131
‘Are you really going to wear this?’
With that, Alsatine presented the bunny girl outfit she had acquired.
The moment I saw the outfit, a similar thought crossed my mind.
Did I really plan to wear that?
The bunny girl outfit wasn’t really an outfit.
How could something that reveals more than it covers be called clothes?
A million thoughts raced through my head, but the Mesugaki Skill didn’t allow me to feel embarrassed.
Thanks to that, I could proudly accept the bunny girl outfit in front of Alsatine, saying, “Why are you making such a fuss when I said I’d wear it?”
I even learned how to properly wear the bunny girl costume from one of her subordinates.
That woman, who used to work at a casino, not only showed how to wear it right but also how to use it.
Her storytelling was so engaging that even now, three days later, I didn’t forget how to wear the bunny girl outfit.
After putting on the whole thing, I finally wore the bunny ears on my head and took a mirror from my inventory to check my reflection.
Despite it being ridiculously embarrassing, my assertive Mesugaki face and the hair covering the exposed shoulder skin were visible.
Even after rigorous training that would make an ordinary knight faint, my skin remained soft and white like a cat’s cheek.
Despite wearing it properly, the red bunny girl outfit slightly floated around my chest area, while stockings covered my legs. The high heels had quite a bit of a lift.
If we were to judge whether it suited me or not, I’d say it did. Lucy’s appearance was so doll-like that she could make any outfit fit her.
It couldn’t be unflattering. But admiring it is something you only do when it’s someone else’s business. When it’s your turn, embarrassment kicks in before admiration!
Thank goodness I stored Grandpa in my inventory. If I showed him this, he’d probably bite his tongue every time he brought it up.
Huh. Should I buy some extra blankets? I’ll definitely be kicking them off at night for a while, and ordinary blankets wouldn’t be able to handle it.
“Lina?…”
“Sloppy Fox. Come in.”
As soon as I called her name, the door burst open, and the Sloppy Fox poked her head in.
With a loose smile like a perverted uncle, wiping away drool, she stepped in and froze at the sight of me.
What is it? What is it! If you have something to say, spit it out! I’m ready to hear any nonsense prepared! If you keep your mouth shut, it’ll just make me more embarrassed, you pervert!
“You’re beautiful.”
‘Really?’
“Hah. Is that so? Does it match your perverse inclinations?”
The Sloppy Fox scanned me from my toes to my face as if appraising her prey, then walked in with a look of ecstasy as if she were about to swoon.
“Ahhh, how do I even describe this? Your skin looks so soft like a baby’s, and those eyes…”
Shut up!
“Sloppy Fox, could you please close your smelly mouth? It’s disgusting.”
“If it’s an order, I’ll comply.”
I can’t believe I’m thinking this, but I really want to smash her head in. I want to bury my mace into that slack-jawed grin and shatter her teeth. Seriously.
‘Now…’
“Are you satisfied now? Is it that enjoyable seeing a little girl in a bunny girl outfit? You pervert. It’s really disgusting. The fact that you’re the forest’s master is a tragedy for all living things there.”
“Don’t say that. Don’t you feel like just melting away?”
Seeing the Sloppy Fox’s round eyes, I nearly let out a rant.
I hate her. I seriously dislike her. I’d rather deal with someone who pure rage at the Mesugaki Skill or is sillily messing around behind my back than this front-on perversion that’s making me nauseous.
I need to end this quick and get the hell out of here. If I stayed with the Sloppy Fox any longer, I felt something might rise up inside me.
‘You’ll do me a favor, right?’
“Sloppy Fox, are you finally willing to help me?”
“Favor? Ah, the favor! Right. How could I refuse when someone as beautiful as you asks? Waking a plain girl from her slumber is nothing.”
Thank goodness. If I heard an apology after going this far, I would’ve summoned Grandpa to smash that fox’s head and erase her memories.
“But I have one condition.”
Huh? What now? One person has already sold off their dignity and pride, and that’s not enough?! Is she too old, and her greed has gotten too big?!
“Step on me with that high heel.”
…
…What?
Maybe it’s because I was hearing something beyond common sense, my head went blank.
No. Crazy. I’m really losing it. I know well that this insane Sloppy Fox is a transcendent pervert. She was designed to be a gag character since the beginning.
I’ve seen even worse nonsense through the monitor. Still, hearing it directly from her mouth made my brain feel like it was about to short-circuit.
“Alright, I’ll even pose for you to step on me well. Just do it hard enough to leave a mark. I’m fine with it, anyway.”
Ah, shit. I’ve endured with superhuman patience up until now, but I can’t take it any longer. Ignoring the Sloppy Fox sprawled on the floor, I opened my inventory.
[Hey girl. If you suddenly toss me in there… Hey girl?!]
Then I took out Grandpa and swung him at the Sloppy Fox. I didn’t hold back on the strength. Honestly, I wanted to crack her skull open and kill her.
*
Lady Allen must be persuading Lina right now, right?
In the reception room where Joy was waiting for Lucy, she couldn’t hide her anxiousness.
She didn’t doubt Lucy’s competence. Joy had been saved by Lucy’s skills so many times, how could she doubt him?
But, right. But the one who has fallen into a deep sleep, which could possibly be unsolvable, is her precious friend, so Joy couldn’t just stand still.
“Excuse me.”
“…”
“Excuse me.”
“Ah. Yes.”
Joy responded a beat late to Frey’s unexpected question.
“What did you see in the trial?”
“In the trial?”
“Yeah.”
What did I see in the trial? A kind, lively, and cute Lady Allen. Me, who became a great wizard. An incredibly delicious bakery. And a white horse.
Gyaaaah!
Recalling her embarrassing past, Joy internally screamed and erased those thoughts.
I can’t say that. I absolutely can’t say it. But if I don’t respond at all, Kent Young Lady will think poorly of me. What’s an appropriate response?
“A great wizard, myself.”
That should be fine, right? It sounds reasonable with just the right amount of greed.
Joy was nervous that Frey might pry further, but she didn’t ask anything more. Just nodded and gave a response that felt completely indifferent.
That nonchalance irritated Joy a bit, causing her to unconsciously fire back at Frey.
“What about Kent Young Lady? What vision did she see?”
“Me? Laughing happily with my family. It was boring, so I woke up.”
“…Huh? What do you mean?”
Joy was about to ask when a loud sound of something breaking echoed from afar.
That way must be where Lady Allen is! What’s going on?!
“Kent Young Lady!”
“Yeah.”
As Joy and Frey rushed toward the sound, they noticed that the closer they got, the louder it became, so they picked up speed.
Lady Allen! Please, let nothing be wrong! Don’t try to handle everything alone again like last time! Please!
Praying thus, when Joy and Frey reached Lucy’s location, what they saw was.
“Die! Die, you perverted Sloppy Fox!”
“Ahaha! I can’t say that the power and emotions contained here aren’t bad.”
It was Lucy attacking Lina with a mace while wearing the bunny girl outfit.
Oh. No. Huh? Joy’s brain momentarily halted upon encountering a scene she couldn’t accept based on her common sense.
Why is Lady Allen swinging a mace? And why is Lina giggling while getting hit?!
And why on earth is Lady Allen wearing a… bunny… bunny girl outfit?! She definitely wore armor before we separated, right?!
Lucy, clad in an outfit more suited for a nightlife establishment, was undoubtedly beautiful.
Her mix of cuteness, confidence, and sensuality had a charm that even left Joy, who was dumbfounded, unable to look away for a moment.
But no matter how beautiful she was, understanding why she was wearing that outfit did not come to mind. What in the world is happening? Am I still trapped in an illusion?!
As if noticing Joy and Frey at this point, Lucy raised her head.
As Lucy’s usual confidence faded, her dazed eyes met Joy’s astonished gaze.
“It’s no big deal.”
Leaving the two of them, frozen like statues, Frey turned and walked back to the reception room.
Even as her footsteps faded into the distance, an uncomfortable silence lingered in the air, and the one receiving the blows was Lina, who was getting hit by the mace.
“Haah. No sense at all. It was such a good moment. You. Leave. I want to take on this kid’s rage more with my body.”
Seeing the disappointment on Lina’s face, Joy finally understood everything.
So, so! Lady Allen is risking her dignity to save Phoebe! Selling her pride to that pervert named Forest Master!
“Lady Allen! Thank you so much! And I’m sorry for making you handle it alone!”
*
After shouting that, Joy rushed to me and embraced me with both arms.
I don’t know what misunderstanding she has, but hmm. Let’s not clarify. No matter what I say, it won’t lead to a better situation than now.
[In the end, you ended up showing everything to the person who disliked it.]
‘Grandpa, please pick up on the hints. Why are you so foolish at your age?!’
[Isn’t it better than that fox licking its lips beneath your feet?]
‘If I were worse than that, I would’ve already buried you in the ground.’
<…Just shut up.>
After forcing Grandpa to be quiet with his useless nonsense, I gently pushed Joy away. I appreciate Joy comforting me, but I actually have something to take care of.
‘Pervert fox, you’ll help me out, right?’
“Hey, Sloppy Pervert. You’ll help me, right? I really hope you aren’t a hopeless piece of trash.”
“Ahh, with this much reward, I should give something back.”
The Sloppy Fox unsteadily got up, fixing her disheveled outfit, and with her arms crossed, she tried to smirk in a trustworthy manner.
“Come along. Let’s wake up your dear friend.”
Excuse me. I’m not sorry at all, but that doesn’t mean the ugly things that happened just now will disappear, okay?
You trashy, masochistic perverted Sloppy Fox.
My site has received a lot of DMCA notices, lol. From now on, I will update the MTL on https://darkmtl.com/.
The site is fast and lightweight because there are no ads yet. However, the theme is different from Cybor-TL, so take some time to familiarize yourself.
Support me by donating at least $10, and you'll have the right to request any novel from Novelpia (excluding 19+ content) using a newly developed tool.