Chapter: 131
‘Are you really thinking of wearing this?’
Alsetin, who had brought the bunny girl outfit, showed it to me while saying this.
The moment I laid eyes on that outfit, the thought that came to my mind was similar.
Did I really intend to wear that?
The bunny girl outfit wasn’t merely clothing; it was more revealing than concealing. How could I even call it an outfit?
Though a hundred different thoughts raced through my mind, my Mesugaki skill wouldn’t allow me to falter.
Thanks to that, I could boldly accept the bunny girl outfit in front of Alsetin, acting like ‘Why are you making a fuss about me wanting to wear it?’
In the process, I also learned how to wear the bunny girl outfit from one of his subordinates.
That woman, who claimed to have worked at a casino, not only taught me how to wear the bunny girl costume but also how to utilize it properly.
Her eloquence was so impressive that even three days later, I still hadn’t forgotten how to wear a bunny girl outfit.
After donning the costume, I finally placed rabbit ears on my head and took out a mirror from my inventory to check my reflection.
Despite how badly I wanted to die from embarrassment, there was my bold Mesugaki face, and my hair covered just enough of my bare shoulders.
Despite undergoing training that would scare even the toughest knight, my skin was as soft and white as a cat’s cheek.
I was indeed wearing it correctly, yet the red bunny suit was slightly loose around the chest, and the stockings tried to cover my skin. Those high heels were something else!
When it came to whether it suited me or not, the answer was yes. Lucy was already breathtakingly beautiful, like a real doll, so no matter what she wore, it would look perfect on her.
It couldn’t not fit. But admiring myself was something you could do when it was someone else’s life on the line. When it came to mine, the sense of shame came first before any admiration!
I was glad I had tucked Grandpa away in the inventory. If I had shown him this, every time the topic came up, I’d want to bite my tongue off.
Ugh. Should I buy a few extra blankets? For the time being, I’d be kicking the blankets off every night, and there’s no way an ordinary blanket could handle that.
‘Lady Lina?…’
“Clumsy Fox, come in.”
The moment I called her name, the door burst open and the Clumsy Fox poked her head in.
With a loose smile like an old pervy man, she wiped her mouth and stepped inside, locking onto my figure before freezing at the entrance.
What’s wrong? What’s wrong! Hurry up and say something! I’m bracing myself for the ridicule right now! If you keep your mouth shut, it’ll only get more embarrassing, you perverted lady!
“You look beautiful.”
‘Really?’
“Ha. Really? Guess it fits your perverted tastes then?”
The Clumsy Fox scanned me from my toes to my face as if inspecting a meal, and with a look of ecstasy, she strolled in.
“Aah, how should I describe this? Your skin looks so soft it’s tempting, and those eyes…”
‘Shut up.’
“Clumsy Fox, can you close that smelly mouth of yours? It’s grossing me out.”
“If it’s an order, then I’ll do as you say.”
I really don’t want to think like this if I can help it. I’d love to smash her head in, thrust my mace into that slack smile of hers, and shatter some teeth—seriously.
‘Now…’
“Are you satisfied now? Is it really that great for a young girl in a bunny suit? You pervert. It’s genuinely disgusting. How can someone like you be the master of the forest? The forest’s inhabitants must be miserable.”
“Don’t be so harsh. Don’t you feel like you might melt away?”
The moment I saw her eyes round with delight, I almost spewed out a curse.
I hate her. Really hate her. I’d rather deal with openly rage at the Mesugaki skill or someone mucking about behind the scenes than have to face her overt perversion— it just made me feel physically ill.
Let’s wrap this up and get out of here. If I stay here any longer, I feel like I might throw up.
‘You will help me, right?’
“Clumsy Fox. Have you finally warmed up to the idea of helping?”
“Help? Ah, help. Right, that’s what we were talking about. Sure. How could I say no to someone as beautiful as you asking? Waking up a regular kid from their slumber is nothing.”
Thank goodness. If I’d gotten an apology for all this trouble, I would have summoned Grandpa just to smash her head into the ground and wipe her memory clean.
“But there’s one condition.”
Huh? What? So even after throwing your dignity and prestige out the window, you still want more? Did you get so old that your greed grew larger?!
“Come on, stomp on me with those high heels.”
…
…What?
Did I just hear something from beyond common sense? My mind went blank.
No. This is insane. I know perfectly well that this crazy Clumsy Fox is over-the-top perverted; she was designed as a gag character from the start.
I’ve seen her spouting worse nonsense beyond the monitor. But hearing it from my own ears like this was enough to drive me completely mad.
“Look, I’ll even position myself so you can step nicely. Make it hard enough to leave a mark. I’ll be fine, you know.”
Oh, for crying out loud. My superhuman patience had held out until now, but I can’t take this anymore. Ignoring the Clumsy Fox, who lay face down on the ground, I dug into my inventory.
[Hey, girl! If you suddenly throw me in there… Girl?!]
Then I hurriedly pulled Grandpa out and swung him at the Clumsy Fox without caring about controlling the strength behind it. I genuinely wanted to smash her skull!
*
I’m sure Young Lady Alrn is persuading Lady Lina just fine.
In the reception room of Lina’s residence, Joy couldn’t shake off her anxious feelings while waiting for Lucy to arrive.
She wasn’t in doubt about Lucy’s capabilities. After all, Joy had been saved by Lucy’s competency countless times.
However. Yes, however, being in a deep slumber— something absolutely impossible right now— made Joy unable to stand still.
“Hey.”
“…”
“Hey.”
“Oh, yes.”
Joy hadn’t expected Frey to speak to her, so she took a second to reply to her question.
“What did you see in the trial?”
“In the trial?”
“Yeah.”
What did I see in the trial? The good, lively, cute Young Lady Alrn. Myself as a great mage. A ridiculously tasty bakery. And riding a white horse.
Ugh, gagging.
Recalling her dark history, Joy internally screamed and tried to erase it from her memory.
I can’t say this. I definitely can’t say this. But if I don’t respond at all, Young Lady Kent will think I’m some weirdo. What’s a good answer?
“I saw myself as a great mage.”
That should be fine, right? It sounds decent enough with just a hint of greed in it.
Though Joy was a bit tense, afraid Frey might pry further, she didn’t— just nodding and giving a somewhat uninterested, “I see.”
Feeling slightly annoyed by Frey’s indifference, Joy reflexively asked her a question.
“So, what kind of vision did Young Lady Kent have?”
“Me? Me happily laughing among my family. It was boring. So I woke up.”
“…Huh? What do you mean?”
Joy was about to pry further when she heard a smashing sound from somewhere far away.
That direction is where Young Lady Alrn is! What’s happening?!
“Lady Kent!”
“Yeah.”
As Joy and Frey rushed towards the sound, it grew increasingly louder the closer they got, urging them to pick up their pace.
Please, Young Lady Alrn! Don’t let anything happen! Don’t handle everything alone like last time! Please!
As they prayed, upon reaching where Lucy was, they were greeted by an unbelievable sight.
“Die! Die, you perverted fox girl!”
“Ahaha! That strength and emotion are quite delicious!”
There was Lucy, in a bunny girl outfit, attacking Lina with a mace.
Wait, what? Huh? How can I reconcile this scene with my common sense?
Why is Young Lady Alrn wielding a mace? And why is Lina there, getting hit and laughing like a weirdo?
And why the heck is Young Lady Alrn in a… bunny… bunny… bunny girl outfit?! She was wearing armor when we parted!
Lucy, dressed in an outfit you’d typically see in a brothel, was undeniably beautiful.
Her blend of cuteness, confidence, and seductiveness was so captivating that even Joy, in a moment of surprise, struggled to look away.
But no matter how beautiful it was, the reason behind her wearing that outfit made no sense. What on earth is going on? Am I still trapped in some illusion?!
As if finally noticing Joy and Frey’s presence, Lucy looked up.
In that moment, her usual confidence faltered, her eyes blank, matching Joy’s bewildered gaze.
“Well, it’s nothing serious.”
Frey abandoned the two statues frozen in shock as she walked back to the reception room.
Even as her footsteps faded into the distance, an uncomfortable silence persisted in the air as Lina bore the brunt of the incident.
“Ahh, you really don’t get it, do you? That was the perfect moment! You, girl. Go back. I want to take this kid’s rage head-on.”
The moment Joy saw Lina’s face filled with regret, she understood everything.
The Young Lady Alrn was actually enduring humiliation to save Paybi! To sell her dignity to that pervert, the so-called master of the forest!
“Thank you so much, Young Lady Alrn! And I’m so sorry! For making you handle it all alone!”
*
Joy shouted that and rushed towards me, wrapping her arms around me.
I don’t know what misunderstanding she has, but um… let’s not clarify it. Whatever I say, it wouldn’t improve the situation anyway.
[In the end, you’ve shown everything you wanted to hide to everyone.]
‘Grandpa, could you pay attention? Why are you acting so clueless at your age?!’
[Isn’t it better than having that melancholic fox drooling at your feet?]
‘If I did worse than that, I would’ve buried you in the ground already!’
[…Just shut up.]
I made the old man quiet down and gently pushed Joy away. While I appreciated her comforting me, I had something to receive right now.
‘Clumsy Fox. You’ll help me, right?’
“Hey, Clumsy Pervert. You do plan on helping, right? I hope you’re not as hopeless as you seem.”
“Ugh, I’ve received this much of a reward, so I should definitely repay you!”
The Clumsy Fox stood up, staggering, fixing her disheveled clothes, and smirking like she’s all reliable now as she spoke.
“Alright. Follow me. Let’s go wake your friend.”
Excuse me, I don’t feel the least bit sorry about this. But those ugly things I did a moment ago aren’t just going to vanish, you know?
You trashy masochistic pervert fox!
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