Because the people of Wen Xin Sect used improper means like, snatching other people’s spiritual herbs and beasts for the five of them to pass the Secret Realm, the atmosphere in the Secret Realm became very tense. Other cultivators were afraid to face each other, fearing that they would also snatch their hard earned points. But there were still some people who learned from the Wen Xin Sect and used it on others. When Qin Wanwan and her group were walking, they just happened to meet with such a fight.
The five of them didn’t pay any attention to the fight and simply bypassed them. After walking for two hours, they finally arrived at their destination according to Su Xiuxue’s memory. The group of five bent behind big bushes and grabbed tree branches to camouflage and crept forward slowly holding them above their heads.
After climbing over a small hill, five people look ahead together. Su Xiuxue pointed to the lake with sparkling water in front of them and said, “There.”
Bai Suiyou frowned, nothing was on the opposite side of the lake. He looked at the lake and asked in concern, “The place is empty, is Daoist Su sure it’s not a mistake?”
“Use your divine sense to see.”
Jian Xingzhi reminded everyone, Qin Wanwan and the others closed their eyes and used their divine sense to start “checking”.
When they used their divine senses, they saw that no lake was in front of them, but rather a huge manor was standing there. In the manor, many small spiritual beasts were crawling around in the grass. A majestic looking turkey was sitting in a chair in the middle of the crawling beasts and pointing at those small spiritual beasts while shouting, “If you don’t learn to drink milk, then starve to death! I have no wife or woman to take care of all of you for day in and day out. I’m sick and tired of it!”
Saying that, it yanked a sunflower that was standing next to it and basking in the sun. The turkey yelled at the sunflower that was twisting madly: “Stop twisting, the leaves are falling off! What musical dreams can you give if you don’t have any leaves?”
“See? It’s just that chicken.” Su Xiuxue lowered her voice and looked at Jian Xingzhi and advised, “You just have to go and stand in front of it and give some sultry poses. I’m sure it will come forward to chat with you. Then you will distract it somehow and we will go steal the pups in the meantime.”
“Don’t worry,” Qin Wanwan reassured him, “I’ll also steal your share. I’ll steal four pandas.”
“Can’t we just fight?” Jian Xingzhi frowned, “I really don’t know how to seduce.”
The crowd did not speak, all gave him a stare that said, ‘You can’t back down now’. Jian Xingzhi took a deep breath and finally agreed, “Okay, I’ll try.”
With that, he stood up and ran towards the bottom of the mound, stopping just in front of the lake.
As soon as he appeared in front of the lake, the turkey turned his head to look at him, but the next second, he turned his head away, as if he saw nothing. Then he lowered his head and pulled away two monkeys that were fighting.
Jian Xingzhi looked back at the group with helplessness. Qin Wanwan at that moment stood up and began to wriggle her body like a snake, hinting at him to copy her.
Jian Xingzhi frowned, thought about it, and followed Qin Wanwan’s action, twisting his body towards the turkey.
The turkey’s action stopped, seeing it looking over with ‘entranced’ eyes, the group was greatly encouraged. Jian Xingzhi glanced at Qin Wanwan again for future instructions. Qin Wanwan immediately began to ruffle her hair, recalling the female group who worked on a bar in her former world and traced her body with her finger. Her body was still twisting like a snake while the finger ran over from her neck and shoulder to her chest. She blinked several times, and gave Jian Xingzhi a ‘charming’ look.
Next to her, Su Xiuxue and Bai Suiyou were shocked to see her movement. Jian Xingzhi on the other hand sucked in a breath of cold air to suppress the irritation.
Does he really have to do it?
He just wants to hit someone ah.
But thinking that this turkey was successfully attracted by Qin Wanwan’s designed movements just now, Jian Xingzhi still started to follow Qin Wanwan’s movements and started to twist his body, while squeezing his eyebrows and blinking hard several times towards the turkey.
The turkey narrowed its eyes and straightened up from the chair. The tips of its wings were rolled up and squeezed into a fist, as if it was enduring something.
Jian Xingzhi became excited, the turkey was really being seduced by him!
He turned back excitedly and waited for Qin Wanwan’s next instruction.
Qin Wanwan turned sideways, bent over like Marilyn Monroe*, and made a flying kiss towards Jian Xingzhi.
[T/N: Marilyn Monroe (born Norma Jeane Mortenson; June 1, 1926 – August 4, 1962) was an American actress. Famous for playing comedic “blonde bombshell” characters, she became one of the most popular sex symbols of the 1950s and early 1960s, as well as an emblem of the era’s sexual revolution. For more information, click here.]
Jian Xingzhi turned his head and followed Qin Wanwan’s instruction. He turned sideways, lowered his body and pressed his hands on his stomach, as if he was having severe abdominal pain and diarrhea, and sent a flying kiss towards the turkey.
At that moment, the turkey could not stand it. In a flash, it appeared in front of Jian Xingzhi, sent a kick towards him while shouting angrily, “I can’t stand it anymore!”
Jian Xingzhi felt a huge force pressing on his chest, he didn’t even have time to react when his body flew backwards and with a ‘smack!’, he smashed on the ground behind Qin Wanwan and others.
Qin Wanwan and the group rushed to Jian Xingzhi’s side and plowed him out of the ground. Before they could make him stand up, Jian Xingzhi began to struggle violently and said with clenched teeth, “Let go off me! I’m going to kill him ……”
Bai Suiyou began to look for injuries while Qin Wanwan tried to soothe his anger, “Fortunately, you weren’t kicked hard. Long Aotian, if we fight now, you know we absolutely can’t hope for victory, considering the chicken is undefeatable in the Secret Realm. Maybe he got angry because we sent you, a man? Maybe he isn’t bisexual but heterosexual?”
As Qin Wanwan said, the crowd looked at Su Xiuxue. Su Xiuxue’s face became stiff, if the chicken was heterosexual, then…
Qin Wanwan gave her a serious look and asked, “Daoist Su, how about you try?”
“Yes, yes.” Bai Suiyou hurriedly nodded, “Although Daoist Long is good-looking, but after all he is a man. Daoist Su is the top beauty of the cultivation world. I think the chicken will definitely be seduced this time.”
Su Xiuxue frowned and pinched her sword. After a moment of hesitation, she gritted her teeth and finally nodded: “I will try.”
After the basic treatment of Jian Xingzhi’s injury, the group went back to the original place and hid behind the bushes again. Su Xiuxue clutched her white clothes and walked towards the lake with elegant steps.
The turkey was still sunbathing in the courtyard, Su Xiuxue went forward and nervously greeted the chicken while whispering softly, “Greetings the Lord of Secret Realm. This one’s name is Su Xiuxue, I’ve long heard the Lord’s name and began to admire the Lord. Today, I came with some of my companions to invite the Lord to ……”
Her words weren’t finished, the turkey leaped up from its reclining position and flew towards Su Xiuxue. Just as the group was anticipating something good, the turkey raised its feathery hand and sent a slap towards Su Xiuxue. Just like Jian Xingzhi, Su Xiuxue also flew backwards and smashed on the same place as Jian Xingzhi with the same position.
“Fellow Daoist Su!”
Qin Wanwan and others hurriedly ran over again and plowed Su Xiuxue out of the ground. Su Xiuxue leaned on Qin Wanwan’s shoulder, vomiting blood in small mouthfuls.
She seems to be afraid of dirtying Qin Wanwan’s skirt, so she tried hard to push Qin Wanwan away. But Qin Wanwan pulled her towards herself and assured, “You are so injured already! Don’t need to be so polite!”
Su Xiuxue was held by Qin Wanwan and closed her eyes in pain. Her body seemed a little stiff as she wasn’t moving at all.
Jian Xingzhi sat cross-legged beside them and propped up his head to look at Su Xiuxue who was being taken care of by Qin Wanwan before looking at Bai Suiyou.
“A woman also can’t seduce him. Daoist Su, are you sure your information is accurate?”
“Yes.” Su Xiuxue finally regained some vitality with the help of Qin Wanwan and Bai Suiyou. She gently pulled away from Qin Wanwan, straightened up and calmly explained, “One of the clan members who participated in the Sword Mound Conference said so. Even Senior Brother Xie also said that we can use this method.”
“Then,” Jian Xingzhi frowned as he speculate, “maybe we aren’t beautiful enough?”
“But I think Su-xianzi is very good-looking ah.” Nan Feng looked at Su Xiuxue and said full of admiration.
The group fell silent, and after a moment, Su Xiuxue proposed, “How about Daoist Qin try?”
Upon hearing this, Qin Wanwan hurriedly waved her hand, “No, no, I’m ugly, do you see this hairy mole on my head?”
She pointed to the upper half of her face that was not covered by a veil where a mole was drawn by her and said, “I’m afraid that the chicken will beat me for being so ugly.”
“It doesn’t matter.” Su Xiuxue continued to advise, “you can still try.”
Jian Xingzhi shouted and agreed for Qin Wanwan. Hearing him agreeing, Qin Wanwan turned her head to him and asked furiously, “Who’s OK?”
“Come with me.”
“I can’t let them see my face.” Qin Wanwan said as soon as they stepped away from the group.
“I know,” Jian Xingzhi said as he took out the ‘Thousand Disguise’ from his pocket, “but can’t you just change your face?”
Qin Wanwan froze, then immediately responded: “Then why don’t you change? You are highly skilled in martial arts, it is more appropriate to change into a beautiful appearance ah.”
“These spirit beasts are all mastered in recognizing energy. It had already felt my energy once, if I go again, it will recognise me.”
Saying this, he handed the mirror to Qin Wanwan.
“After researching several days, I recently found out that if the master of it doesn’t die, then it can’t re-identify the master again. Although it still needs someone who will be its immediate master, it can still be used on an auxiliary master with the command of direct master. Since now it’s an emergency, I will be the direct master while you will be the auxiliary master. I can help you change your face and you can seduce the chicken.”
“OK …… Then.”
Qin Wanwan reluctantly agreed but didn’t forget to remind him, “You have to make me the best looking.”
“Don’t worry.” Jian Xingzhi reassured her, “I want you to lure the chicken, so I’ll make you the prettiest I’ve ever seen.”
Qin Wanwan’s heart was a little uncertain, but under Jian Xingzhi’s instruction, she closed her eyes. Jian Xingzhi raised his finger on her forehead and advised, “Don’t think about anything.”
Qin Wanwan nodded apprehensively and reminded him again, “You have to make me the best looking one, no matter if it is your enemy, lover, family or friends. It must be the prettiest……”
Jian Xingzhi did not pay attention to her rumbling and closed his eyes. Reciting a spell, his mind began to imagine the countless women he had seen and their faces flashed behind his closed eyelids.
But he found that he couldn’t remember most of the women’s face. Only some vague impression of their faces flashed by but nothing became clear. The only face that he could remember now ……
The first time he saw Qin Wanwan was in front of the Silent Mountain Palace, her appearance was so brilliant that it was engraved in his mind for a long time.
She was a woman who was known for her beauty. Not only was she beautiful, she was also known to be strong. These qualities of her was what attracted him to challenge her in a battle.
Just when he was distracted in his memories, he heard Qin Wanwan ask, “Is it done?”
Jian Xingzhi opened his eyes and saw a pair of eyes that looked like peach blossom petals falling on a calm lake gazing up at him.
He stared at the face for a moment then turned around, “Let’s go.”
Qin Wanwan nodded, but before following him, she hurriedly took out the mirror from her Qiankun bag and looked at her new face. Her body froze and jaw dropped on the ground the moment she saw the person in the mirror.
Isn’t this herself?!!!
She raised her head in shock and looked at Jian Xingzhi who was walking a bit hurriedly in front of her.
She asked him to change a face that was the most beautiful in his heart, and Long Aotian changed her to her original appearance.
Could it be that this Long Aotian knew her when she was in the Immortal Realm, and most likely …… had a crush on her?!
Realizing this, Qin Wanwan sucked in a breath of cold air, she looked at Jian Xingzhi’s back with a look that was different from before.
She exhaled a slow breath, put the mirror in her arms and patted her chest to calm down for a moment. After steading her mind, she followed Jian Xingzhi back.
Jian Xingzhi had already returned to Bai Suiyou and others. He arranged the plan a little and said, “Lao Qin will try to seduce the chicken, but even if she doesn’t succeed, we can’t back out anymore. He may have lost interest in us, we have to distract it anyhow and grab the spiritual beasts as soon as possible if we want to pass the Secret Realm.”
“It is indeed the only way.” Bai Suiyou nodded but couldn’t help but frown in the end, “If Daoist Su can’t get his attention, I’m afraid Daoist Qin may also not succeed. With her appearance, it is difficult, we should ……”
His words weren’t finished as he froze in mid-sentence, looking in the direction of Qin Wanwan.
He looked at Qin Wanwan who just walked out with a dazed expression. Qin Wanwan smiled apologetically at him, “Actually, this is my original look. But because it’s too striking, I dare not use my true face to meet people. I hope my Daoist friends will keep it a secret in the future.”
Saying that, Qin Wanwan shyly lowered her head.
Bai Suiyou finally reacted, his white face became fiercely red and he hurriedly responded, “Daoist Qin doesn’t need to worry, we promise to keep it a secret. Daoist Long.” Bai Suiyou turned his head to look at Jian Xingzhi and said, “I don’t think we need to worry too much now. With Daoist Qin’s appearance, there is no doubt that she will succeed.”
Jian Xingzhi did not speak, he looked at the “20” on top of Bai Suiyou and mockingly smiled: “Heh.”
Gender really matters to the old perverts.
He thought so in his heart but when his eyes swept to the side, he suddenly froze.
He looked at Su Xiuxue, who was staring at Qin Wanwan then moved her eyes away. Then she looked at Qin Wanwan again and hurriedly moved her eyes away again. After repeatedly doing this several times, something seemed to be confirming in her mind as –
The top of Su Xiuxue’s head, where it was “–” a moment ago finally became “20”.
A series of question marks floated in his mind: “？？？？”
This Su Xiuxue, what is wrong with her?
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