—Prologue
[Title: The Tyrannosaurus is the Loser of the Era Against Spinosaurus]
[Author: RaptorChicken (201.72)]
(A picture of Spinosaurus stepping on Tyrannosaurus’s neck and roaring)
I couldn’t believe my eyes when I stumbled upon this ridiculous post.
I took a deep breath, trying to calm my pounding heart, and scrolled through the comments.
—Dinosaur Egg Storage Bag: Take that back right now!
—Why So (WYG): You must be joking!
—Dinosaur Egg Storage Bag: Seriously, are you kidding me?
—Gaechupangpang: There’s no way Tyranno-hyung would let that happen.
—O_O (165.90): For real, didn’t you see Jeomsun?
—O_O (171.191): Jeomsun isn’t a Tyranno; it’s a Tarbosaur.
—SoElah: It’s not Jeomsun, it’s Jeombakki.
The world hadn’t gone completely mad yet. Comparing Spinosaurus to Tyrannosaurus was just trolling at its lowest form.
Getting mad would only feed the troll. So, I left a comment to hopefully steer the conversation back to sanity.
—Wairanosaurus: Let’s just block them. Tyranno’s in a different league.
Surely, people would move on and the troll would fail.
I was wrong.
—RaptorChicken (201.72): [An emoticon of Spinosaurus stepping on Tyrannosaurus’s neck and roaring]
—RaptorChicken (201.72): What does it matter if Tyranno has a major advantage? (Totally wrecked)
This guy just wouldn’t quit.
—Wairanosaurus: Spinosaurus caught fishing at the riverbank, how cute.
—RaptorChicken (201.72): Even a loser Tyrannosaurus has to fish, haha.
—Wairanosaurus: How low can you get if you’re fishing for food, lol.
—RaptorChicken (201.72): How’s your buddy Triceratops doing? lol.
—Wairanosaurus: Triceratops is just a snack.
—RaptorChicken (201.72): [An emoticon of two fossils lying together]
—RaptorChicken (201.72): Your Lanox and Triceratops are ancient history, lol.
I had to put this guy in his place.
Armed with all the knowledge from endless hours of Wikipedia, I crafted the perfect rebuttal. Facts, figures, habitats, behaviors—everything calculated to show Tyrannosaurus’s supremacy.
Just as I finished and was about to post my masterpiece…
[This post has been deleted.]
The post was gone.
Overwhelmed by the justifiable outrage of true dinosaur enthusiasts, the troll had fled.
But wait…
[Title: Did a Tyranno Fan Flee Without Rebuttal?]
[Author: Wairanosaurus (201.72)]
Not really…
Yeah, try writing a long comment this time~
But if I delete it before you can post it, you’re toast~
Hahahahahaha
Delete, delete, delete,
What can you do, loser? Lol.
Thud.
I relaxed my fingers, just as I was about to unleash a furious 5,700-character rebuttal.
I realized something.
I had walked right into his trap.
Getting angry would be playing into his hands. He’d just delete the post again.
I calmed down.
And then I wrote one last post.
[Title: What Can You Do About It?]
[Author: Wairanosaurus]
Watch closely what I can do.
I didn’t want to do this, but I will.
A tradition dating back to medieval times.
An erotic illustration depicting a giant cart and an even greater dragon engaging in forbidden love.
A magnificent train.
And even more magnificent dinosaurs.
I unleashed my secret weapon: a treasure trove of forbidden knowledge from the gallery.
Tags: dinosaur, dragon, train, cart, unusual teeth, tail job, giant
That day, the gallery was shut down.
Sigh.
I felt a wave of relief. Justice had been served, though some innocents might have been caught in the crossfire.
Blood trickled from my nose. I hadn’t slept well in days. The world blurred into two, my head spinning, nausea setting in. Sweat poured from every pore.
Am I going to be punished? Did I really post pictures of a Spinosaurus in a maid outfit on the internet?
Thud.
I collapsed.
I had unfinished business. I crawled, using the floor for support. I couldn’t die like this. I reached out, but my hand found nothing. It fell limply.
No. I couldn’t die like this.
Oh, God.
I humbly beseech you, like a pitiful little lamb. I won’t ask you to spare my life. Just grant me the strength to delete the maid-outfit Spinosaurus and School Miz Therizinosaurus from my hard drive.
With that, I closed my eyes.
And when I opened them again…
【Green Gecko LV1】
I had become a gecko lizard.
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