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Magical Girl Public Enemy! Stop Arresting Me Already! – Chapter 23

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After hearing Eve Nightburn’s response, the receptionist couldn’t help but feel a bit uneasy.

“Little girl, I suggest you come back with your parents.”

“Waa!”

That one sentence dealt a critical hit of 999 points to Eve. Why does the whole world keep bullying her for not having family!

Eve couldn’t care less this time. Not letting her into the comic convention was one thing, but now they won’t even let her into the bathhouse. Is there no justice in this world!

“I don’t care, I don’t care, I don’t care!” Eve started making a scene. “I just want to take a bath, what’s wrong with that!”

“But it can be dangerous for a little girl to go alone.”

The receptionist was still trying to keep the child out. After all, if something happened, she really couldn’t bear the responsibility.

“Waa~ waa~” Cheap tears streamed from Eve’s eyes. “Sister, please be kind, I can take care of myself.”

“This…”

The receptionist was momentarily at a loss. The girl’s request wasn’t unreasonable, but if she sold her the ticket and something happened, she would be held responsible.

The receptionist knew she couldn’t bear that kind of responsibility. After all, everyone knows what parents are like these days.

“If something happened to their child, just wait and see. They’ll meet you in the courtroom without fail, and the righteous judgment would absolutely clean you out, this life and the next.”

The receptionist still held strong, refusing to sell Eve a ticket.

But under the torment of Eve’s crying, making a scene, and threatening to hang herself, the receptionist finally had to make some compromises.

“Little girl, do your parents agree to let you come take a bath alone?”

“I don’t have parents.”

Eve straightforwardly stated the fact. After all these years, she was long past feeling embarrassed about it.

“Alright, 10 yuan for a half-price ticket. Little girl, will you be paying by card or cash?”

Hearing that Eve didn’t have parents, the receptionist’s worries immediately disappeared. With no one to sue her, she might as well let the girl in. Every extra yuan earned counts towards her performance.

“By card.”

Eve immediately stopped her automatic waterworks, took out her phone, and prepared to pay.

Eve opened her payment code and handed it to the receptionist to scan.

After the receptionist scanned the code and received the payment, she handed Eve a deck and a ticket.

“Turn left to change shoes, bathing is on the second floor.”

“Thank you, sister!”

Eve quickly took the deck and bath ticket, afraid that if she was late, the receptionist would no longer give them to her.

After collecting her items, Eve went to the shoe change area, took off her little leather shoes, and handed them to the auntie managing the area.

The auntie very cooperatively found a pair of small slippers and tossed them to Eve.

After changing into slippers, Eve took her bath kit and went up the stairs to the second floor.

Upon reaching the second floor, Eve looked at the two characters on the bath curtain hanging at the entrance.

【Women’s Bath】

The women’s bath, a place many perverts dream of. No one knows what kind of alluring scene lies behind that mysterious curtain, but everyone firmly believes one thing.

“Is this the legendary place where beautiful girls gather?”

Just the thought of entering the women’s bath was exciting for a virgin like Eve.

“No, what am I thinking!”

Eve quickly put a stop to this dangerous thought.

“The world’s cutest girl is right here with me, isn’t she!”

Whether she’s the cutest girl is up for debate, but if we’re talking about who’s best at making excuses for herself.

Eve would definitely be on the list.

Eve shook her head, trying to rid herself of the distracting thoughts.

“Never mind, never mind, I’m a girl now too, there’s nothing to be ashamed of!”

With that realization, Eve took a deep breath to bolster her courage, then lifted the bath curtain and walked inside.

Beautiful girls, here I come!

But as soon as Eve entered the bath, her fantasies were shattered.

There were little girls, young women, mature women, and old ladies.

But none that could be described as “beautiful”. It seems like the concept of beauty is relative, and perhaps her own body had set too high a standard.

If she were still a muscle man, she might have had some reaction in this bathhouse.

Of course, it could also be because her “big dragon” was confiscated.

Eve took off her clothes, found her locker, put her clothes away, and got into the bath tub.

“So comfortable~”

The moment she entered the hot spring, Eve felt all her fatigue dissipate.

Her hair was gently lifted by the water, floating on the surface, drifting with the current.

Eve curled up in the water, enjoying the peaceful feeling.

But this comfort didn’t last long, as Eve suddenly started feeling uncomfortable.

She quickly opened her eyes and noticed that the water around her was slightly dark.

“Huh?”

Eve quickly stood up from the tub, and just as she was wondering what had happened, a hint of light yellow flashed past her eyes.

Eve grabbed it and realized it was her hair.

“It’s fading…”

Looking at the half-black, half-yellow hair.

Eve understood what was going on, but the problem was, she had come primarily to wash her hair!

If her hair hadn’t been so uncomfortable, she might not have even thought of coming here to bathe.

Besides, she had dyed her hair for disguise. If the color washed out, that would be bad.

“I can’t let bugs grow in my hair, can I?”

For a moment, Eve felt that whether she chose to “wash” or “not wash”, the outcome would only be “busted”.

“Sigh~”

Eve sighed helplessly, then stepped out of the bath, found a towel outside, wrapped her hair in front of the mirror, and returned to the bath tub.

“Now I understand why girls in comics wear a cloth while bathing.”

Today, Eve added another piece of erroneous knowledge about bathhouses.

After an indefinite amount of time, Eve started feeling dizzy and nauseous.

Eve knew this was due to the steam and realized it was time to get out of the bath.

Leaving the bath, Eve returned to her locker, swiped her deck to unlock it, and took out her bath kit.

Closing the locker door, Eve took her bath kit and returned to the bath area, found an empty shower corner, placed her kit down, and after a little jump, turned on the faucet, allowing warm water to flow down from the shower head.

Magical Girl Public Enemy? Stop Arresting Me Already!

Magical Girl Public Enemy? Stop Arresting Me Already!

魔法少女公敌?不要再逮捕我啦!
Status: Ongoing Author:
Eve Nightburn , a corporate drone at the very bottom of Celestial Group, lives a dull and overworked life. But on one snowy night at 3 AM, while working overtime, she’s suddenly chosen as a “world-class disaster” and rockets to the top of the magical girls’ most-wanted list. Her company wants to fire her, her landlord is urging her to pay rent, and magical girls across the city are out for her blood. Faced with her life falling apart, Eve Nightburn chooses one thing—to give up.
“Destroy the world? Can’t it wait until I’ve had some sleep?” “Magical girls hunting me down? Whatever, I’ll just run—they’re too strong anyway.” “Turned into a little girl? Not bad, at least I can buy a child’s ticket.”
That is, until a dream version of herself hands her a note: Recite the secret incantation, and the ring can grant any wish. Excited, Eve Nightburn checks the instructions— A drop of a magical girl’s blood is required as a sacrifice. ... “Yeah, maybe I’ll just keep lying flat after all.”

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