[Author: Irigal]
[Title: Let’s Meet the New Recruit Who Debuted 3 Times Today]
(Flips out without alcohol)
(Navy brings South Korean sea game)
(Behold my dance and song)
A VTuber the Manager brought over from Japan.
Is this the Navy of Japan…?
Did they accidentally bring a pirate instead?
Every word that comes out is simply gem-like.
-Wakamou has been revealed to harbor ambitions of conquest.
-What do you even do to bring someone that crazy? LOL
-Meanwhile, Leader is clipping this madness LOLOL
-If you become a Climber, does that mean infinite stamina???
-Yeah, right, LOL
-“I run this through a translator when talking to you guys.”
-Where did you bring this one from!?
-Why are they constantly nibbling their fingers?
-Is this person really a Wizard class? They said high intelligence is a must.
-Alchemist and Wizard. It’s like flipping a coin.
-That’s why Ichigo is so smart.
-Ichigo seems to have chomped down all the IQ.
[Author: Jun0102]
[Title: Next Broadcast Notice]
Continuing with a zombie survival game alongside a new member.
Roughly, it’s a game where zombies appear, and you survive.
Escape by calling a helicopter is the ending, too.
It’s a god-tier game with running zombies and vaccines sometimes appearing.
And three Climbers are joining this.
With their specs, zombies should be fleeing, but…
We’re here to witness the prowess of survival experts.
-Literacy-lacking Chinese, Japanese not interested in learning Korean.
-Just a Korean scared of zombies.
-Haven’t even started, but already hilarious LOL
-No anime, but ask if they can play Captain games?
-They said they only studied, though?
-Studied what? Pachinko?
-“Learned life.”
-Seems like they’re lucky to be a VTuber….
The grand debut broadcast of the new member delighted the viewers, and many were looking forward to the VTuber collaboration on [Project Apocalypse].
Although there was hope for inviting more VTubers, an announcement came that broadcasts would continue with company-affiliated VTubers, and there would be hardly any external collaborations.
All three members were Climbers and connected with the government, so it might be burdensome or awkward for them, thus avoiding needless collaborations seemed better.
Of course, among them, some said that any collaboration might end with Wakamou risking it all to save VTubers, leading to chaos.
In fact, there was a clip on Wakamou’s channel showing their desperate solo fight to save VTubers during a viewer participation broadcast, expressing fear of zombies.
For a character like them, charging through a zombie-infested land to save a VTuber was obviously inevitable.
Viewers, filled with various expectations, were eagerly waiting for the broadcast to start.
After finishing tutorials on the game, VTuber characters appeared in a corner of the screen.
For some reason, Pirate gnawing at their fingers, Ichigo glaring fiercely while munching away, and Wakamou drooping their ears while sniffling.
While viewers’ numbers increased, instead of a chatty broadcast, surprisingly, Wakamou started the game directly.
A menacing phrase appeared with the black loading screen.
[This is a story about your death.]
As frightening as this line suggests, the game began, showing the characters standing idly inside an unknown house through each of their screens.
Among the three, the one with the most viewers after Wakamou’s screaming was the new recruit, Mare Pirate.
-Captain? Why Japanese?
-Seeing the kanji gives me a splitting headache.
-Could you change the settings to Korean?
“Eh? Why change it to Korean? I can’t read Korean.”
-This is Korea, dammit.
-Is speaking Korean all that matters, huh?!
-Laughing at the crazy strength of overseas mercenaries LOL
-This is discrimination against crew members!!!
“It’s okay!! You see the illiteracy trait here? It means I can’t read!! Got it?”
-Captain, aren’t you the one who can’t read?
-I don’t even know where to start criticizing this.
-We should be able to read!! It’s the opposite here!!!
-Meanwhile, the trait lists alcoholism LOL
-Captain! You’ll die without alcohol!!
“You telling me to drink? Okay!!”
Fizz─ Pop!
Gulp gulp.
“Ah─ Salt-rimmed beer is the best!!”
-Are you drinking yourself?
-It’s not you, it’s your character that’ll die!!!!
-Ah, LOL, I’m about to lose my mind LOL
-Stop biting your fingers!!!!
-Can you fight zombies when you’re drunk?
“It’s okay! I know Karate! Oh, no melee attack here? Let’s do some training….”
-Is this person really [Wizard] class?
-No VTuber, no Karate they say?
-Before breaking the monitor, get a weapon first?
-It’s a zombie apocalypse out there!!
-Why are you rummaging through the refrigerator!!!!
“What kind of house has no alcohol? This is the end times. Oh! That’s why it went to ruin!”
Though she wasn’t heavily knowledgeable about the game, Pirate swiftly learned it by doing the tutorial and skimming the wiki, effectively understanding it in a short span.
It was a shame she couldn’t punch anything, but since that’s how the game is, she had to accept it.
“Okay, I’ve got my backpack. Gather food. Need to drink.”
-Why are you heading to the bathroom to get a drink?
“The toilet water is clean!”
-Where did they even come from?
“Oh, there’s a drink by the washing machine.”
-?
-?
-Oh, stop that.
Without pausing, Pirate guzzled down whatever was next to the washing machine.
Having downed an entire bottle of bleach, her character didn’t last long, stumbling and collapsing dead.
“What? Why did I die?”
-Well, you drank a whole bottle of bleach?
“Why is there bleach next to the washing machine? We keep vinegar there. I thought it was vinegar!!”
-You should’ve read the label.
-We can only see the pictures right now…
-Did you see the bleach label and decide to drink?
“We call our vinegar bleach.”
-How is she even alive.
-I have so much to say but I’m holding back.
-What did the washing machine ever do wrong!!!
-Please, don’t drink bleach…..
“Alright! Let’s concentrate and try again!!”
Crunch─ Toss.
Thump.
Pirate, ready for a new life, shouted “Fighting!” while tossing something.
The crumpling sound and the lightness of the toss seemed like an empty can, and viewers pondered if they should ask about it, cautiously questioning her.
-Hey, did you just throw away trash?
-Is it okay to toss an empty can like that in the room corner?
“Trash isn’t trash if you don’t call it trash.”
-Calmly saying crazy things with a straight face.
-May we ask if you finished elementary school?
-All my built-up knowledge is collapsing, is this right?
-What do you expect from someone who does laundry with vinegar?
“Not doing laundry is fine! I haven’t changed clothes since I came!”
-??????
-Why??? Really, why though???
-Do you not shower???
-Is it okay for a Navy person to be like this?
“Meh─ It’s a hassle…? Even if I smell, I can’t detect it anyway.”
-That’s not the issue here LOL
-Oh oh, don’t start drinking whiskey.
-Before going for weapons!! Weapons first!!!!
-Going for booze instead of weapons right now.
“I should go for whiskey after the broadcast.”
-Wash yourself!!!
“I don’t like water. I can’t swim either.”
-Can someone tell me how this maniac became Navy.
-The captain goes down with the ship, ㅇㅇ
-Oh! That’s why she didn’t learn to swim!!
-If you dislike water, you’ll drive properly.
“Right! I have a license! Hiccup.”
-Excuse me, would you please leave South Korea?
-A liquor and gambling addict with a driver’s license, isn’t this a horror show.
-Sitting on the floor drinking, this is a healing game.
“Ah─ If I could use magic, I wouldn’t need to swing any weapons…”
-Speaking of which, Captain, what magic branch do you use?
“Physical enhancement for physical beatdowns. I’m a Karate master.”
-Why does it feel like we’re not communicating?
-Oh, so this is what Hyper Aggression feels like~
Vroom──
-Oh, a car sound.
-Welcoming the Chinese coming to pick up the Japanese LOL
-Ichigo! You came to the rescue!!!
Pirate sitting on the lawn, grumbling about the scarce liquor types in this game, occasionally cracking a pipe over a zombie’s head.
Hearing the car, she waved as she sprinted to pay respects to her future companion after only having chatted via Discord.
“Hey, wait up! Just a moment! Hey, wait!”
-Hesitation-free abandonment LOL
-Evaluated worth through debut broadcast.
-Abandoning incompetent comrades for survival.
-Apocalypse pro-level quick judgment.
Though the car zoomed past her, seeing it stop gave her relief, and she approached.
“I thought you guys left me.”
“Mutsusu sorry, kiteringu haiteongdya.”
Rat-a-tat─
Then Ichigo unleashed an unrelenting gunfire on Pirate.
“Iyaaaaak!!!”
It was a game where you could attack allies, but Ichigo shot Pirate on sight and rummaged through her bag.
Next, she hopped back into the car, reversed over the body, then continued on her way!
“Friends, where’s the boss?”
After stepping out, Ichigo immediately opened the map and, with some guidance from friends, made her way directly to the police station.
Dispatching zombies skillfully with her weapons, grabbing a vaccine, then arming herself with firearms after commandeering a police car.
While she couldn’t read texts, she understood numbers and gun shapes; she consistently communicated by asking friends about anything unknown.
And as soon as her newly introduced friend Pirate approached, she stepped out and shot her.
-Survival Strategy: Reduce mouth count.
-Ohe~ Those who only drink aren’t needed~
-The boss’s love isn’t shared.
-Our child wasn’t this violent, what happened….
Crowning the scene by reversing the car to run over Pirate for good measure!!
-Retaliation for the Sino-Japanese war….
-Vengeance flowing in the blood.
-Why am I an Alchemist while you’re a Wizard?
-Wakamou takes pride in liking a VTuber? I’m jealous out of my mind?
-Can’t stand losing the boss’s attention…!!
-Plenty of reasons to despise LOL
“So what’s Leader doing right now?”
“I’m building a base.”
Understandably, Wakamou, scared by the eerie ambiance and background music typical of zombie games, had turned into a coward.
“Squeak, squeak, squeal, whimper whimper whim!”
-It’s only been 30 minutes since we started….
-Why do you shudder every time you hear zombie noises?
Every time she hears it, why does she shudder?
-I laughed my ass off but can’t watch anymore.
-Sniffling, is this right? Isn’t this just abuse?
-What are you doing!!! Mom is crying and you’re not coming to get her!!!
-Now Hajime Ichigo is coming at full speed.
-Switching from a police car to a military truck and coming armed with guns.
-How did it come to this, lol.
Shaking with fear, yet diligently chopping trees with an axe, building fences, and repairing windows.
Facing zombies, bursting into tears and screams as Wakamou fights desperately.
The unyielding superhuman from the tower climb is long gone, now crying pitifully like a scared puppy searching for its parents, leaving believers bewildered.
If you’re going to be this scared and struggle, just don’t do it…!!
“Don’t come close to me!!!!”
-No joke, more desperate than during the tower climb.
-So this is how a fox cries. Gained new knowledge.
-The hand trembling while fighting zombies is palpable through the screen, lol.
-But a quivering Wakamou is somewhat arousing.
-Dude?
-But an eight-foot tall giant fox mom crying like a baby fox!
-Is this that gap moe, or whatever it is?
Swinging weapons desperately to protect the house, Wakamou. As the character becomes depressed, losing energy, Wakamou’s cries become sadder.
“I’m even sad! If the world ends, there won’t be VTubers!! Must wreck everything through a tower climb!!!”
-Why suddenly depressed and losing it?
-The tower is trying to kill my VTuber, no reason to let it live.
-Kill everything that hates and opposes VTubers.
-So that’s why China fell, huh.
-Ah, that was why? LOL
-Please, don’t go all “Dalki” on us suddenly.
Fighting zombies, gathering resources while building a base, Wakamou’s ears perk up.
“Where are you..? Come to me, Pirate!!”
-? Is that a hearing thing?
-The leader got scared, that’s why.
“Somewhere… I hear your voice, oh please…!”
For real, a comrade met just 30 minutes into the broadcast. Chatting with this new talent who showed an awesome debut yesterday. Wakamou’s ears start to flutter excitedly.
“No script needed for a VTuber broadcast!! Even a horror game is fine! A gambler must do whatever conditions bring once they line up at the start line!!”
-Oh, that’s why it’s random start.
-No chit-chat broadcasts, just straight to the business…
-Living life recklessly…
-Wouldn’t that be the case after living a thousand years?
-Live life like Wakamou! I’ll live like that too!
-Then first, enlist in the army.
-Oh shit, LOL
“Captain!! I’m here!!!”
Waving from afar, coming towards them was Pirate.
Then Hajime Ichigo ran her over with a car and killed her.
“?”
-?
-?
-?
“I saw the bite.”
“I didn’t say anything.”
“Uhh, Ichigo doesn’t know much. Oh dear.”
Feigning ignorance, Ichigo. She climbed down from the military truck, placing down the weapons she brought.
“The zombies all over the city should be captured with this government tool! Ichigo will take care of it all!”
-Is it scary…?
-Just give the order, boss!
-Huh? Too many zombies in the city? Then just kill them all, isn’t that simple?
-Like a climber’s mindset, LOL
-Hundreds are nothing for a war.
“They say if you kill one you’re a murderer, but if you kill a hundred you’re a hero.”
Pirate, grabbing a gun placed by Ichigo, seamlessly joined in saying she’s also a comrade ready to help.
Ichigo looking at her with a face wondering how she’s alive after being hit by a truck.
“How did you get here?”
“Random spawn was here.”
-Breaking through all the unfairness and just arriving, LOL
-The murderous intent on Ichigo’s face, LOL
-If it weren’t for you, I could have a date with the boss…!!
-The jealousy of not sharing her mom is vivid, LOL
-The polar bear weeps today too…
“Boss! Boss! Isn’t Ichigo much better at streaming than Pirate?! Right?!”
Gazing up with hopeful eyes, speaking cutely, Ichigo asked Wakamou.
“Shouldn’t a senior do better than me? If not, that’s kind of unimpressive.”
“Shut your mouth.”
-Why’s it so cold, LOL
-No, come on, say it more kindly, LOL
-Speaking while holding a gun, that’s wild LOL
“You wanna eat sushi? I love sushi! Warm agari (アガリ) is nice too~ What kind of tea do you like?”
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“??”
-Why’s no damage dealt?
-Shooting, defiling corpses, trucks, and a ‘shut up’, and yet no impact…
-Just thinking about eating sushi and sake…
“Bwaarhhh”
Pirate puked on Ichigo’s character standing dumbfounded.
Silent, then covered in vomit, Ichigo’s character started to tremble.
“Pirate. Why vomit?”
“Yeah, Pirate..why vomit…?”
“There was raw meat and fish in the fridge. Isn’t that how you eat it? You eat beef tartare and sushi raw, don’t you?”
Thud─!
Ichigo smacked her forehead.
“Why’d you just eat it!!!”
“Because it was in the fridge?”
“Idiot!!”
“A dry martini! Home cocktail is nice! I can make drinks~”
“No need for unsolicited chatter!!!”
“Saying queue! Underage shouldn’t drink, you know?”
“Not that!!”
“Teppanyaki? Chicken wings with draft beer are amazing…. Right, boss? Let’s drink after this!”
“Weren’t talking about a dry martini but the VTuber’s ‘Dora’?”
“Die!!”
“He’s asking for a living space”
“Already made! Let’s withstand the wave at the base!”
-Isn’t there a language barrier between climbers?
-Yup, even in Chinese or Japanese, we hear it in Korean.
-Doesn’t seem like it’s connecting here.
-One’s a beast and the other’s an animal, huh…
-Isn’t Hajime Ichigo the only sane one?
-The name is truly the issue…
The three talking, yet not understanding each other. An incomprehensible scene where there should be no language issue.
Face flushed, Ichigo pouting was simply adorable, leaving everyone watching and laughing.
“Boss! Between me and Pirate, who has more talent?!”
Gazing up with eager eyes, Ichigo asked with a voice full of affection.
Clearly appealing for the boss’s love and attention to anyone looking.
But the person she asked was the worst possible.
“There’s a famous saying in Judo. Overcoming a river with oil… exists in the VTuber world too!! It’s not about comparing talents! You won’t continue VTuber broadcasts if you lose your VTuber!! Don’t get swayed around, do VTuber as yourself! Have your own broadcast, Ichigo!!!”
“……Yes, I’ll do my best….”
“Still, the effort Ichigo puts in is commendable.”
“Hehe”
-She’s really too cute, driving me crazy.
-Feels like a daughter eager to jump into her mom’s arms.
-Our Ichigo should study Korean diligently too.
-The seaman captain’s level of effort is different.
“So it’ll be night soon, and a wave’s coming, everyone rest well. There’s one single room, one must sleep with me.”
“Hurray~ Captain’s bed is already taken by Mare Pirate! I claimed this land!!”
-Invading without notice is typical Japan.
-Stirring the minds of independent fighters is Japan’s navy…
-Always launching the first strike is Japan.
-Despite no achievements and entities acquired, but still claiming to take it.
-Look at Ichigo’s face, LOL
“Oh, but Pirate, what did you bring over while coming here?”
“Treasures and gold”
Opening her bag revealed dazzling jewels, gold, and money.
“Life is money!”
-You, you’re part of the navy, right?
-Not anymore….
-Playing the game for real.
-Our broadcast values realism, LOL
-Ah, yes, indeed, LOL
“That’s my place, get out!!!”
Seeing this, Ichigo shouted.
Trying to maintain rationality in front of Wakamou, but.
Exploding at Pirate’s bringing issues—useless for survival—into a survival game, Ichigo fired shots. Yet, Pirate, skillfully dodging, rose from bed, wielding an unknown axe in return.
“Captain’s bed is mine!!”
“I’ll use the spot next to the boss!!!”
“Jeahahha—!! The right arm signifies strength, brat!!”
“You laughing? Laughing? Laughing????”
“Toss the gun and fight back Ichigo. Scared of me, right?”
“No need for a gun! It’s over now!! I’ll stab you!!”
Discarded her gun, pulled out a knife and charged at Pirate, teeth gritted.
Clashing fiercely, they began to scuffle.
Wasn’t Pirate 20 years old..? With complicated feelings, Wakamou quietly entered the personal room, lying on the bed.
-Pressed by the territorial fight between China and Japan ㅠㅠ
-A longing for Yoo Gwan-sun as the boss’s mind stirs, strong approval…
-The independent fighter bitterly views the weak Korea once again….
-The evicted boss sleeping reminds me of my large dog at home….
-The woes of a fox pushed around by two cats….
Diligently building, securing food… Wakamou’s meticulous wave preparations sadly failed.
Because Pirate smashed Ichigo’s head with an axe.
While a dead Ichigo was incoming, the base got burned by the zombie swarm.
“Noooooooo!!!”
Chuckling at Pirate’s cold corpse tossed into the lake, seating before Wakamou’s grave, tearfully sobbing Ichigo marked the end.
Subscriber list rolling like end credits.
Debuting VTuber weakest crew who couldn’t surpass their first wave was successful, in a manner of speaking.
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