Chapter 412: Very Good App, Keeps Me Positive
Whenever Young Master Sang felt that Nian Nian was done for and could only be jealous,
Dora Nian Nian always managed to come up with new tricks.
Hearing Nian Nian’s words, Sang Zhe’s first reaction was that starting a war with the Demon Clan didn’t sound too bad.
“Isn’t this plan a bit too outrageous?”
“What’s so outrageous about it?” Nian Nian huffed carelessly, “You could treat Shi Qingyan like that back then, so why can’t you do the same to Long Huan now?”
Uh,
I feel like the gap between being a dad and being a son is pretty significant.
“What’s the big deal? After all, don’t you men all love gentle, virtuous, and doting little mommies?”
Don’t slap me with any other creepy labels, okay?! I’m a pure and innocent big-boobed lady overlord fan, and I’m not a finance major!
“Wait,” Sang Zhe shot Nian Nian a suspicious glance, “Where did you hear about this little mommy thing?”
“You don’t sit around reading Bai Ming’s novels, do you?”
“…Pfft. Not at all.” Nian Nian slowly turned her head.
…Why won’t you look me in the eyes?
After a moment of silence, Sang Zhe countered, “Speaking of which, does this actually work? Even if I pretend to be her kid and fulfill her wishes of being a mom, will her mental state really get better?”
“What if she falls deeper into her delusions and ends up genuinely thinking I’m her child?”
“Don’t worry about that.” Nian Nian confidently patted her flat chest, “As long as you play the part of her child well and make her happy, I can guarantee she’ll return to normal.”
Sang Zhe looked at her with a hint of suspicion.
“…Something’s off. You’re way too confident; do you have something you’re hiding from me?”
“How could that be? Haha. Ha.”
Nian Nian awkwardly turned her head.
In truth, she hadn’t told Sang Zhe that her assurance about Long Huan returning to normal didn’t come from pretending to be her child curing Long Huan’s mental health.
It was because this was the way to raise Long Huan’s favorability.
How to cure Long Huan quickly and effectively?
The answer: win her over, max out her favorability score, carve the soul imprint, and then let her go astray.
Once she was entirely Sang Zhe’s possession, naturally there wouldn’t be any guilt.
But if she told Sang Zhe directly, that sweet guy would likely be too soft-hearted and add this little loli to his harem.
Better not to tell him, just treat Long Huan and send her home.
“In short, trust this system, it won’t be wrong.”
Nian Nian vowed, “You just need to play the role of a kid well, just like you did with Shi Qingyan. In four or five days, you will definitely fix Long Huan and send her back to the Demon Clan.”
Sang Zhe looked at her, half-believing.
Although he felt like this little schemer was hiding some trick up her sleeve.
But come on, after so many years of the little schemer sticking with him through thick and thin, she had never caused him harm.
“Fine.”
Sang Zhe sighed helplessly, “Then I’ll listen to you.”
“But how can I make her think I’m her kid? The drug Shi Shi used last time might not work.”
The pill Shi Qingyan took was just a memory-erasing pill.
Its effect was merely to revert her memories to a childhood state; it didn’t alter or create new memories.
But Long Huan was different.
As a little girl with zero parenting experience, even using such a forgetful pill would make it difficult for her to view herself as a mother.
To execute this plan would need a stronger memory-altering pill or some other means.
“A memory-altering pill… There are some in the shop, but their effects are pretty unstable.”
While flipping through the shop list, Nian Nian muttered, “There are indeed very few pills suitable for our current situation…”
“Ah.”
Suddenly, she paused and pointed.
“Although I couldn’t find a pill, I found something that might work!”
Then, with a smile, she pulled out a manual titled “Hypnosis APP Download and Usage Guide.”
Sang Zhe: “…”
Are the items in your system shop just straight-out taken from doujinshi?
This has such a distinctly shady-sounding name; using it feels a bit unsettling.
“I took a quick look; the usage seems pretty simple.”
Nian Nian said sweetly, “Just download the app onto the Communication Device and let the Little Princess play with it for a couple of hours.”
“This hypnosis app will automatically hypnotize the Little Princess.”
“Uh, why does that sound like it’s meant for mischief?” Sang Zhe asked uneasily.
“Well, it kinda is.” Nian Nian flipped the manual to the back and read, “Look, it even has recommendations on the cover.”
Still angry over that proud big-boobed student council president who looks down on you?
Still fuming over that bullying black-haired hotty?
Still awake at night thinking about the beautiful neighbor’s wife?
Come on, unleash your hypnotic powers to do whatever you want with all the women you desire—
“This is basically a hentai plot!”
Sang Zhe exploded, flipping the table, “Don’t you have anything positive, healthy, and uplifting in your system shop?”
“Is that so? I think this thing is pretty positive.”
“…Which part of it is positive?”
“Alright, quit whining.” Nian Nian slammed the downloaded communication device onto Sang Zhe, “Go on, quick!”
Sang Zhe hesitated while holding the communication device.
In the end, he could only silently pray for good karma to offset any potential bad karma.
…Sorry, Little Princess, but this is to heal your condition.
Please don’t hold this against me.
…
“Little Princess?”
“Eh heh heh, Sang Zhe~” Long Huan said with a drooling smile in her empty, eerie gaze, “Are you here to make me have babies?”
“Ahem. Of course, babies have to be born.”
Sang Zhe thick-skinnedly leaned closer and said, “But before having babies, wouldn’t it be better to study how to be a good mommy first?”
“Good… mommy?”
Long Huan blinked.
After a moment, her smile brightened even more: “Eh hee hee. I want to learn. I want to be a good mommy.”
“Good.”
Sang Zhe held the Communication Device next to her and coaxingly said, “Look, this app has many successful moms’ parenting tips.”
“As long as the Little Princess studies hard, she can definitely become an incredibly outstanding good mommy.”
Long Huan’s beautiful eyes stared blankly at the Communication Device.
Gradually, her gaze became more hollow and lifeless, as if she were soul-drained, staring wide-eyed at the Communication Device without moving.
“Good… mommy…”
“I want to be… a good mommy…”
Her voice grew fainter.
Until finally, only a somewhat eerie and unsettling smile remained.
“I am…”
“A good mommy.”
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