[Delayed Review of Elon Mall Visit]
A bit late, but here’s my review.
Yesterday, the sale of real goods at Elon Mall ended. It was a truly meaningful week.
I visited the store on the first day of the sale.
Yes, that’s right. Kayak came to the store, and girl group member Sebi was also there that day.
Fortunately, I had been waiting early in the morning, so I got to see Kayak and even got her autograph, and I could also see Sebi. I came all the way from the countryside on the first train, and it was quite tough in the cold weather, but the moment I saw both of them, all my fatigue disappeared.
Both of them were incredibly beautiful. No, it’s not just “pretty,” it was more like “gorgeous.” They are probably among the most beautiful women I’ve seen in my entire life.
There must be better words to describe them, but due to my poor vocabulary, “gorgeous” is the only thing that comes to mind. It’s really unfortunate.
Here’s the proof, haha.
(Kayak’s autograph saying, “Hang in there, fighting!”)
(Sebi from Midkiss with an elegantly scrawled autograph)
(A picture of the author wearing the goods)
I bought one of each type of goods, and I liked them all.
For t-shirts and hoodies, Kayak seems to have put a lot of thought into them because just touching the fabric gives off a high-quality feeling…
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Likes: 8, Dislikes: 127
– Is this a review or a bit of gossip?
– You wrote a long story about seeing the host’s face and only three lines about the goods? You should leave.
– With Kayak and Sebi’s autographs being the first to show up, it’s a done deal.
– Die die die die die die die die die die
– Even if I’ve been stuck here since the second day, I can’t see Kayak, and you post something like this?? LOL, are you crazy?
– Please kick this guy out of the cafe.
– Look at that like-dislike ratio, LOL.
“Hmmm… Now that you mention it, it does seem like that… What do you all think?”
[It’s blatant gossip; let’s ban him.]
[If it were something minor, I’d let it slide, but the atmosphere is tense, so it might be cleaner to cut him off.]
[Shall we conduct an autopsy on the post?]
[Who do you think you are in a clean cafe?]
[LOL, if you were worried, you should have waited on the first day too.]
[He’s written a lot of garbage like this before.]
[The host is pretty, I was mesmerized seeing her in person… yeah.]
Watching the reactions of the viewers, I made a rough judgment. Permanent banning seems a bit extreme; a temporary suspension would be reasonable.
That’s fine.
“From now on, please don’t tease others. Since your nickname seems familiar, you must be a long-time subscriber… Right? If you’ve been watching my broadcast for a long time, you should set a good example for new viewers. Taunting people like this isn’t acceptable.”
Click, click.
I moved the mouse to punish the member who wrote that comment and then started reading through other comments as well.
It had already been a week since I visited the merchandise shop. Currently, I was deeply engrossed in reading through the feedback posts that kept coming up in my broadcasts.
Honestly, this was the original plan. But everything went haywire, starting with the crowd at the merchandise shop.
I had only visited the merchandise shop on the first day, just one out of the seven days.
To be honest, I usually live a relaxed life, so I could have visited the shop on other days as well. I had enough time for it.
However, considering the throng of people on the first day and the hard work put in by the employees, I decided that it wouldn’t be a good idea for me to just show up at the merchandise shop uninvited.
I realized that sometimes, staying quiet is better than butting in unnecessarily.
<"OnlyMyCat has donated 10,000 won!">
-Why did you only come on the first day? I’m so sad I couldn’t see you, Teacher.
“You know why. It was complete chaos; how could I go? I can’t let the employees suffer because of me.”
Just the other day, an article came out, and even people who had no interest in my merchandise seemed to be curious about what was going on, coming to the store.
Visiting the store again like the first day? It would be like pouring oil on a burning house.
Given how things turned out, those who flocked to the merchandise shop at the news of seeing a kayak must’ve been hugely disappointed. Ultimately, only those who happened to see me on the first day benefited.
That was why viewers were so furious with the comment of the user with the nickname ‘Kayak’sFootWiper.’
That’s when I was deeply lost in reading feedback posts.
<"MilkBread has donated 10,000 won!">
-I found a reseller pretending to be a fan at the cafe. Could you take a look?
“A reseller?”
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<"Reseller apprehended!">
-The broadcast host’s merchandise offline sales have all completed; online sales should be about a week away.
I also wanted to personally go to the merchandise shop and buy some goodies, but living in Jeju, getting to Seoul was quite a challenge, so I quietly waited for the online sale.
I’ve been waiting for it.
“Too long, hmm… is there a 3-line summary?”
[This person wrote interestingly, check out more.]
[They caught a reseller, but is the summary important?]
[I went to buy on the last day and could only get a few due to a shortage, and these guys bought them all?]
[Resellers must be eliminated, for sure.]
In the middle of Kayak’s broadcast, a donation popped up claiming they had caught a reseller.
Kayak and the viewers were slowly reading a tip that came up as evidence.
– It was during this time. While searching for Kayak merchandise on a portal site, they stumbled upon it.
The thing that posted hoodies, t-shirts, and mouse pads under the name “Streamer Kayak Merchandise” from the middle country.
Their nickname, ‘zkdirtkfkdgo.’ If transformed into Korean, it becomes “I love Kayak.”
I couldn’t contain my anger from this point. How could someone claim to love Kayak in their ID but then resell the merchandise?
“That’s kinda messed up. To do resale while using a fan nickname… I’ll keep reading for now.”
– There was no user with the nickname “I love Kayak” in the fan cafe. However, they confirmed that the user with the nickname “Kayak’s Foot Wiper” had the ID ‘zkdirtkfkdgo.’
[?? Kayak’s Foot Wiper?]
[That’s the one from earlier, the receipt verification post.]
[Wow, are they a psychopath?]
[They posted a verification post after reselling?]
[Foot wiper, you… might get in trouble…]
[For real?]
While having a meal and slowly reading, Kayak also widened their eyes in surprise.
“Oh, what’s this? Suddenly getting interesting! The person who earlier was a little shady is a reseller?”
After that, a bunch of evidence was presented.
The fact that the reseller sold merchandise in the same area where ‘Kayak’s Foot Wiper’ was active. The similarities in how the reseller and they use periods and commas. Both had their profile pictures set to my broadcast screen, and so on…
– There wasn’t a level of evidence that this person was definitely a reseller, but at this point, it’d be strange not to be suspicious, so I reported it.
“Mm-mm, I see. It does seem suspicious when gathered like this. It feels weird not to be suspicious. Too many things overlap with the reseller, they look too shady. We need to interrogate them.”
[Kill them!]
[Let’s go for a heretic inquisition~~]
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[It’s obvious, just give a permanent ban, right?]
[Well, I guess I have to hear what they say.]
[What’s their last words?]
“Is Kayak’s Foot Wiper here? This person has always been around, you see. They often donate, and look at that, it’s been 9 months since they subscribed. They’re here. Yes. Please say something.”
[I’m sorry….]
[What? Is this for real?]
[With this evidence, there’s no way it’s not true.]
[There can’t be two people overlapping like that, right?]
“What’s this, are you just admitting it? This isn’t fun.”
It was a kind of final argument. Before dying, Kayak asked if he had anything to say, and he slowly opened his mouth.
[I actually have a younger sibling….]
It was a rather long story, but to summarize:
They were struggling to pay rent and living with his younger sibling, and when the sibling begged for chicken, he sold goods.
[What kind of nonsense is that?]
[ㅠㅠ A kind older brother thinking of his sibling.]
[Ah, lol. You have money for goods but no money for chicken~.]
[Just get an honest part-time job.]
[They spent all their money on goods for months.]
[So you’re struggling but still buying and showing off all kinds of goods, hmmm….]
“I see… you sold goods for your younger sibling who wanted chicken….”
After hearing the whole story, Kayak nodded slowly, speaking next. His voice trembled slightly, as if he was a bit touched by the story.
As a result, the viewers were astounded.
[What? Are they really going to spare him?]
[Wait, are they believing that? Why is the host so naive?]
[Extreme F-type human, Kayak;;]
Click click.
– Kayak’s Foot Wiper has been expelled from Kayak’s fan cafe.
– Kayak’s Foot Wiper has been forcibly removed from the broadcast.
However, the outcome was different from what they expected. Notifications popped up in bright red like a scarlet letter. Along with that, Kayak spoke up.
“Whether it’s true or a lie, no means no. If you let it slide once, those kinds of people will keep doing it, right? From now on, don’t do resale and just live honestly~.”
[Drama cut! Drama cut! Drama cut! Drama cut! Drama cut! Drama cut!]
[Wait, was he just pretending to be sad? What an acting skill;;]
[He was genuinely sad at the thought of cutting off his precious viewers ㅇㅇ….]
[The foot-wiping position is vacant now; I’ll take it over from here.]
[I’ve been watching that guy from the beginning, and now he’s gone, lol.]
Resellers cannot be forgiven.
Thus, the peace of Kayak’s broadcast was upheld once again today.
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