Especially during the intense first week’s activities.
While the members were cutting down their sleep to handle the music broadcast schedules, Seven’s pre-recorded variety show was being released one by one.
– Wow, they really filmed a lot of variety shows this time. Just the trailers alone are quite a few!
– Daily bread, really grateful, ㅠㅠ
– Did you see the Harmony Bridge trailer? Just hearing a bit from Sara and Ye-eun already has me excited…
└ Seriously, she’s an auditory girlfriend, how did she achieve this visual…?
– Hmm… Hana Kwon and Gong Chae-rin. Just looking at the trailer for ‘Idol Childcare,’ their parenting skills are amazing. They’ll both become wonderful mothers. Nice. You two, I permit you as my future daughters-in-law.
└ This person really has a consistent comment…
└ At this point, it seems genuine…;;
Seven’s fans were thrilled while watching the pre-release videos and trailers coming out every other day.
The first variety show that aired was the group variety show [Idol Human Theater] on KBC YouTube.
Fans tuned in to the channel according to the info post on the fan community and Seven’s official cafe, just in time for the YouTube live streaming.
– It’s starting!
The broadcast began with the famous and familiar BGM of Human Theater.
[• An unusual vibe can be felt in this place.]
And the familiar narration of the Human Theater.
At the bottom of the screen, the subtitle read [Seven's Practice Room].
Do-hee entered the practice room as the door opened.
Do-hee exaggeratedly looked around.
[Do-hee: What time is it for practice and no one is here? These guys are really hopeless.]
[• Who is this person?]
The screen cut to a different camera angle of the practice room.
Do-hee sitting on a chair with Hana clinging next to her, bothering her.
And in the back, the members sitting on the floor.
A woman’s voice that seemed to be part of the production staff could be heard.
[PD: Could you please introduce yourself once more?]
[Do-hee: Hello! I’m Do-hee Lee, the oldest sister and the charismatic leader of Seven!]
– LOL, Do-hee is the leader?
– Must be a night study time.
– It’s a concept practice, huh? LOL
And at the same time as her answer, the members were jeering from behind.
Amidst the ‘Boo-ing’ sounds, the narration flowed out.
[• The authority of the leader, dropped to the ground.]
The screen cut again to Do-hee standing alone in the practice room.
Then, the members who entered through the door lined up beside her.
[• Finally, the members have arrived.]
Do-hee pointed to her empty wrist, showing a dramatic angry act like something out of a sitcom.
[Do-hee: What time is it now?! Why are you guys so late?]
Seo-yoon said while hugging Hana.
[Youngest’s (a bit spoiled) older sister/Seo-yoon: Sorry, unnie. The youngest is being a bit needy, so you know, our youngest is not really listening…]
Hana, with her pigtails, giggled.
[Cute youngest (a bit spoiled)/Hana: That’s right! I totally don’t listen!]
– LOL, during “Cram Session Time,” Hana really is the youngest!
– Pigtail Hana is super cute! LOL
– Seo-yoon’s position is funny. So, she usually doesn’t spoil the youngest?
Hearing their words, Do-hee frowned.
[Do-hee: I think you guys are a bit mistaken… As far as I know, the youngest actually listens really well!]
[Seo-yoon: No? The youngest totally doesn’t listen.]
[Do-hee: Are you sure? Are you really sure?]
[• The leader gets mad when the youngest is scolded?]
The scene cuts back to the interview.
[PD: Is the youngest causing trouble?]
[Do-hee: Um… I think it’s a bit exaggerated. Actually, among our members, the youngest is the most well-behaved and serious one.]
The members behind her shake their heads in unison.
Next to Do-hee, Hana, the youngest, also shakes her head.
[• Oh my goodness.]
– LOL, the way they all shake their heads at the same time is so funny!
– Hana, why are you shaking your head when you’re playing the youngest? LOL
The screen returns to the members sitting around in the practice room.
[Do-hee: First of all, before we practice, I’ve heard that there are a lot of complaints among the members. As the leader, I’ll help resolve them, so let’s sort this out. Who wants to go first?]
Sara quickly raised her hand.
[• Looks like Sara has been holding in a lot of complaints.]
[Do-hee: What is it?]
[The third member with a lot of complaints/Sara: I like cute things… but when that member tries to hug me, they act annoyed, so I hate them.]
[Cute leader/Do-hee: Then let’s go with hating them! Next.]
[• Seems like the leader has a cool personality.]
– LOL, Sara seems genuinely hurt!
– Wow, no matter how you look at them, next to pretty girls, they’re all pretty for real!
– Info: Do-hee is surprisingly a cold person. But she’s cute.
Next, Chae-rin raises her hand.
For some reason, her hand is shaking.
[Seven’s chatterbox/Chae-rin: I want to say something. It’s quite a lot though.]
Some members swallow nervously.
[Chae-rin: First, there’s this one member who uses two towels in the dorm but doesn’t put them back. That’s why I had to dry my body with the hairdryer.]
[Me: I got wrapped up in this situation.]
[Chae-rin: The one who keeps turning the water on and off while I’m showering. The one who makes the cold and hot water alternate.]
[Chae-rin: The one who sings and dances loudly at night, but sets the alarm song to max volume and doesn’t wake up. Should I say more?]
[• Chae-rin’s rap skills aren’t to be underestimated.]
– Chae-rin is genuinely serious, haha.
– At this point, I feel sorry for Chae-rin, lol.
– Chae-rin is definitely the suffering position, haha.
– But I can guess who the last person is, lol.
Now we transition to an interview scene with Chae-rin and Sara sitting on chairs.
As always, the other members are sitting on the floor in the back.
[Director: Who is the main culprit?]
[Chae-rin: If I had to pick one person… (points) It’s that person.]
As Chae-rin speaks, the camera zooms in on Ha-rang and Seo-yoon, who are sitting side by side, playing a clapping game.
[Seo-yoon: You can’t be talking about me?]
The camera catches Chae-rin’s gaze.
A look saying “no.”
The camera slightly rotates to focus solely on Ha-rang.
[Most Silent Member / Ha-rang: ……!?]
Ha-rang tries to express her innocence through facial expressions and gestures.
[Ha-rang: Eep…!]
[• Ha-rang seems to be noisy even without saying much.]
Do-hee claps her hands and said.
[Do-hee: Okay, now that all complaints are settled! We need to spice things up, right?]
Ha-rang nods and mumbles.
[Ha-rang: Eep!]
Chae-rin pulls Ha-rang’s lips.
[Chae-rin: Can you just be quiet for today!?]
[• None of the complaints have been resolved.]
[Do-hee: Our Seven’s official comedian, Ye-eun, has prepared some jokes. Let’s give her a round of applause!]
[Super Funny Second / Ye-eun: Uh…?]
Now it’s an interview scene with Ye-eun, Seo-yoon, and still mumbling Ha-rang.
[Director: Are you a comedian, Ye-eun?]
[Seven Comedian / Ye-eun: Hehe… Director, I can’t do this…]
[Ha-rang: I can’t either! I’m going to say something!]
[• The two’s immersion was briefly broken.]
Back to the scene with them sitting together.
[Ye-eun: …I’ll give it a try?]
Ye-eun looks determined.
[Ye-eun: What’s the most arrogantly apologetic country in the world?]
[Seo-yoon: What is it?]
[Hana: What is it~?]
[Ye-eun: It’s… Myanmar!]
Hana’s eyes widened round.
Hana’s eyes were shaking.
[Shocked Hana.]
Meanwhile, one member was holding their belly alone.
[Do-hee: Hehehaha!]
[• Having fun alone.]
– Hahaha Myanmar is totally my taste 😂
– Do-hee’s laughter is so refreshing 😂
– Hahaha I’m 30… Honestly, Ye-eun is funny 😂
– Grandma is satisfied, Ye-eun…
– At this point, it’s actually funny, why? 😂😂😂
The interview scene crossed again.
[PD: Does Do-hee like dad jokes?]
[Do-hee: Wasn’t that really funny? This one was recognized as funny, right?]
Members behind making an X with their hands.
[• The members don’t seem to agree.]
Ye-eun, feeling embarrassed, tried to undo the X, but the youngest, Hana, had such strong muscles that it wouldn’t budge.
Back to the sitting-in-a-circle screen, Ye-eun looked determined as if this time was the real deal.
[Ye-eun: Let me try one more…!]
And the subtitles [Ye-eun full of determination] appeared.
[Ye-eun: Do you know what happens when a cow dies from electrocution?]
Ye-eun’s dad joke continued.
With the subtitle [Trembling Eyes] the members’ anxious glances flashed through frame by frame.
[Sarah: Pikachu’oo’…?]
Meanwhile, Sarah was eagerly answering.
That answer seemed shocking as Hana’s eyes widened once more.
[Ye-eun: It’s… ‘U Sign Bolt!’ So, U, Sign, Bolt. Hehehe.]
In the end, Hana gasped and opened her mouth.
[Hana: Wow…]
Amidst this, Do-hee was laughing as if dying.
[Do-hee: Hahuhaha.]
[• The other members are pure silence.]
– This one is kinda….;;
– Honestly, I laughed my head off 😂
– Hahaha am I the only one who finds it funny?
– It’s even funnier that only Do-hee is laughing 😂
Seeing Do-hee laughing more, Sarah was jotting down dad jokes in a notebook from who-knows-where.
Hwang was adamantly questioning Ye-eun, who had shown the dad joke.
Chae-rin seemed to be pulling Hwang’s mouth as if all her pent-up frustration burst out.
And Seo-yoon, observing coolly, was just watching.
It was a complete chaos.
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