After the massive hit of [Jeodol3], every entertainment network, sensitive to issues and trends, sent countless love calls to Seven.
Seven also hoped to participate in variety shows, but with a tight debut schedule of just one month.
Immediately following the debut activities, preparations began for year-end stages and award ceremonies.
The appearances that had been pushed back due to a busy schedule were finally confirmed.
Shock Enter contacted famous YouTube channel PDs under not only each entertainment channel but also to distribute variety schedules tailored to each member’s individual image.
Thus, the confirmed variety schedule was set: five group appearances and three individual or unit appearances.
And today, we were set to film a group variety for KBC.
At Melody Bank during [Rose Nebula] activities, we missed out on first place. Given that the reason was KBC’s broadcasting scores, we were eager to participate in KBC’s variety programs this time.
We were to film two group varieties for KBC’s YouTube channel, both of which were simple variety shows.
First up, [Bangbanggok'dol], where idol members travel to random destinations across the country and complete missions in a single day.
And then today’s [Idol Human Theater].
In particular, [Idol Human Theater] was one of the most popular YouTube variety programs among idol fandoms.
The format was filmed only with members, without external panel participation.
Since the members acted naturally and created their own situation dramas while chatting, they could relax and enjoy without the stress of needing to be funny or look good.
And the signature narration of ‘Human Theater’ was just a bonus.
Gathered in Shock Enter’s practice room, our [Idol Human Theater] PD explained the concept to us.
“Today, we will showcase our practice process. However, there’s a role-play involved.”
Then, he handed us card signs to hang around our necks.
“Each member must act in the opposite manner of their own personality.”
I looked at my sign.
[Charismatic Leader]
The position I really wanted.
I felt delighted as soon as I saw it.
Yet, at the same moment, a wave of sadness washed over me.
The opposite of my personality was ‘Charismatic Leader’…
“Do-hee Unni, heehee.”
In contrast to Hana Unni, who had the ‘Charming Youngest’ sign next to me.
Hana Unni pouted her lips, making a forget-me-not expression.
“Unni!”
“Oh my gosh…”
Honestly, with a soft image like Hana Unni’s looks, if we had to differentiate whether it suited her or not, it leaned towards suiting her.
“Disgusting.”
“Hey.”
*
Today, the members were split into three teams to tackle their individual schedules, which made for quite a chaotic situation.
First up, the vocal line. The unique main vocalist, Sara Unni, and our lead vocalist, Kim Ye-eun Unni, were featured on the popular vocal show “[Harmony Bridge].” “[Harmony Bridge]” had participants singing along with a panel, and it mostly featured skilled vocalists or main idol members.
Since these members had already proven their singing skills in a survival program, there was nothing to worry about.
Of course, there was Ye-eun Unni, who had some drastic ups and downs in her abilities, but she had been quite encouraging today, so it should be fine.
– “If you mess up, it’s a collective embarrassment for Seven! You’re the voice of our Seven! You can do it!”
– “You can do it!”
– “Alright. Now sign here.”
– “If I mess up, I’ll be Do-hee’s slave for a month…? What even is this…?”
– “I’ll help improve your skills.”
– “…I don’t want to. No thanks…”
– “Oh, I see you don’t get the gravity of the situation. You can’t leave until you sign, so hurry up.”
– “…Hana Unni! Do-hee is bothering me again…!”
Sara Unni wasn’t backing down either.
– “Hehe… Do-hee, should I sign a contract too?”
– “Sara Unni always does great, so it’s fine.”
– “…Hmph.”
Anyway, it looked like the two would do quite well in their own way.
Next up was Hana Unni and Gong Chae-rin Unni on a parenting show featuring the children of celebrities.
Hana Unni was strict but active and caring as a leader, while Chae-rin Unni was calm and kind.
These two would probably handle the kids well and manage the entertainment part just fine.
Especially since they were pretty noona (older sister) favorites among the kids. They’re pretty noonas, after all.
And then there were the remaining three members.
I thought they had distributed the shows according to our images, right?
“But why am I grouped with the unnis?”
This is ridiculous.
“Hey, I’m offended too.”
“Real.”
“Why you and Ha-rang Unni?”
“Real… Wait, am I included too?”
What a way to make us talk!
Anyway, the variety show we were going on was “[Job Experience: Life in the Field].”
The program mismatched its serious title with a light-hearted tone showcasing part-time jobs or experiences—like a big YouTube channel’s program.
We arrived at the location in a van and were met by the “Job Experience” production staff and the well-known host, Jang Seung-ho, who was clearly surprised and excited, not knowing who the guests were.
Jang Seung-ho, with a reaction clearly showing his surprise, was really happy.
“Oh, it’s Seven! Wow, we’re filming with Seven today? Our channel has really grown. I truly like Seven.”
Feeling a little smug from that reaction.
“We really like ‘Direct Life’ too and watch it often!”
“Oh, really? Wow, jackpot.”
While they might not know, it was my first time seeing them before coming here.
“Senpai! If you like us, you know all our names, right?”
Seo-yoon Unni’s sudden question.
Jang Seung-ho, looking flustered, waved his hands as if he couldn’t remember the names.
The overly dramatic female director.
“Wow, you don’t know Seven? You might have to leave soon at this rate.”
“No, I know! I know!”
For now, Jang Seung-ho pointed at me.
“First off, this is Do-hee! Right? My kid collects Do-hee photocard!”
“Oh~ that’s right!”
As expected.
The beautiful, refreshing sweat goddess.
Whether it’s studying or piano, she’s good at everything—song and dance, nothing she can’t do.
Ranked number one in the final of ‘Descent 3’.
Number one in Seven’s awareness.
Voted the best in person by reporters.
Top brand reputation for girl groups in November, December, and January.
‘They might not know, but I do.’
“And here is Ha-rang, Seo-yoon! See, I really like them!?”
Hmm… In this case,
‘Ah! Seven is famous!’ Just roll with it.
Today, our job experience is part-time work at a sushi restaurant.
As we exchanged some casual chit-chat while walking, we soon arrived at a famous conveyor belt sushi place.
Upon entering the store, a few staff members recognized us.
“Wow… It’s Seven…”
“The kids are really pretty…”
“Could we ask for autographs later?”
“Chef, don’t you know Seven?”
The fame was clearly palpable.
“Don’t you need my autograph?”
“Oh… Seung-ho is fine…”
“I’m really hurt.”
After greeting the staff, we changed into our uniforms.
Right into sushi chef outfits.
This reminded me of a cartoon I used to love in my past life.
“I watched ‘Mr. Sushi King’ a lot.”
It was a common topic at hair salons.
“Oh, Do-hee, do you know ‘Mr. Sushi King’?”
“Of course.”
Seems like it exists even in this life.
Jang Seung-ho, who is in his 40s, happily reminisced.
“Ha-rang, Seo-yoon, do you know it too?”
“Not at all.” “I don’t know.”
So young, so young.
The episode with the golden mackerel was really fun.
Phew.
“Well, it has been a while since it came out. I watched it back in school. Looks like Do-hee has some old-school taste?”
I don’t know why the conclusion is like that.
Right now, I’m the youngest at 16 years old.
The baby of the group.
After chatting for a while, the senior staff called us out.
“Alright, the customers will be arriving soon, so let’s get started!”
The first thing we learned was how to make sushi rolls.
“You all know how to roll kimbap, right?”
Come to think of it, I’m debating whether I should hide my cooking skills.
Of course, nowadays most people just order salads.
But still, I made healthy meals myself about three or four times a week.
If I want to eat someone else’s cooking, I need to keep it a secret until the very end.
“First of all, Do-hee, don’t expect much from her cooking. She’s really bad.”
“Yeah, she’s really bad. It’s just chaotic and messy, to put it mildly.”
Before pretending to be bad at it, the older sisters were quick to spill the beans.
‘It’s not that bad… but it kind of stings a little…’
“So Do-hee can’t cook, huh?”
“Yeah… I guess that’s what happened.”
Okay, let’s pretend I can’t cook for now.
The senior staff first demonstrated how to make the rolls.
“Pretty easy, right? Now let’s all give it a shot.”
Honestly, if it’s food I bought myself, I could afford to mess it up on purpose.
But I couldn’t bring myself to play around with food the customers would eat.
“What’s this? Why is Do-hee so good?”
Hana Unni’s eyes went wide seeing my tuna cheese roll turn out perfectly, unlike her failed one.
“Yeah, she’s not the type to do this!”
I am that type.
You brat.
As I sliced my roll into perfectly even pieces without any mess, Jang Seung-ho admired me from the side.
“Wow… I think Do-hee is totally a pro!”
The senior staff also gave a thumbs up at the neat shape of my roll.
“This looks really clean! You could sell this right away.”
“Isn’t Do-hee supposed to be bad at cooking, guys?”
This is the result of ten years of living on my own.
But I can’t let on that I’m actually good.
If Hana Unni finds out, it’ll be more than just a day or two of work for me.
“Hehe, kimbap is going well? Kimbap. Kimbap turns out nice! Hehe. Maybe it’s because it’s kimbap? Kimbap!”
Even if I have to pretend it’s a coincidence.
I must never get caught.
“Do-hee, why are you acting like this all of a sudden?”
“Our girl sometimes does this when she gets compliments.”
“Right. I guess it’s because she’s the youngest.”
For the sake of smooth living arrangements, sometimes I have to sacrifice my image.
“Do-hee definitely has that youngest vibe.”
I’ve set my goal for next year.
Re-debuting and changing my image…
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